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A series of beautiful, totally futile posts.
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Your favourite serial tune ruiner is back, soiling the legacy of music's great and good.

This time the aim is HUGE. This mix is targeted squarely at the mainroom. But which one? FOLD? fabric? Butlins?

Friday office clock-watchers, this is for you - give it a spin ♥️ www.mixcloud.com/fancymisterm...
Fancy Ways - A Dance Extravaganza
It's full-tilt boogie time! Anthems! Surprises! Songs! Tunes that your milkman can hum! It's all wrapped up in a tidy Mixcloud bow. *Biff!* Fancymistermark is NOT holding back, delivering sonic knock...
www.mixcloud.com
"Sounds like the Mario Kart theme tune. But for 2 hours." - a 13 yo, Surrey

"Well, this is just dogshit!" - everyone else

Want to know what they're all talking about? Dig in👇....

www.mixcloud.com/fancymisterm...
Fancy Ways - A Dance Extravaganza
It's full-tilt boogie time! Anthems! Surprises! Songs! Tunes that your milkman can hum! It's all wrapped up in a tidy Mixcloud bow. *Biff!* Fancymistermark is NOT holding back, delivering sonic knock...
www.mixcloud.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Heathcliffe, you are SO dirty! It’s quite refreshing! You call a spade a spade. Actually, you’d probably call it a big tool wouldn’t you? youtu.be/d4pMP6XOWvg?...
KIPPLE Heathcliff
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February 7, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I shouted, "Dickhead," at someone in the street today. I wasn't proud of my actions.

And 30 secs later, I was.

*clutches non-existant rosary beads that bit tighter*
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I'm a bit confused. When I was growing up Nana Mouskouri was always ridiculed in the press/tv. Not too dissimilar to James Last or Richard Clayderman. Now, she's got a night on #bbcfour

Have I massively misread her appeal/popularity as a wee sprog? #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Top Facts: the Wurzels are quadruplets #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Confession Corner: I've seen the Wurzels live (I was young, I needed the money!) and they were great. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Deidre bins #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Yes!! This is what I love (along with the World's tiniest haircut in the bongo player) the audience, as one, getting down to a great tune. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Umbrellas up!!! #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Stop Making Sense prototype #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Tynemouth County Amblers #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Staircase??. Sorry, the budget won't stretch. How many can I do? Er, five. You want a five step staircase? Yes. Ok, deal. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Midge? Kermit's on the phone. He wants his legs back. No. You're not in France. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Shit. I've just drawn a moustache on the TV screen. WITH A SHARPIE!!! #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Midge Ure pretending he's on Happy Days. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The 'Lost Car Keys' dance #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Archie Bell and the Drells' 'Tighten Up' is a belter of a tune. This? S'alright. Dishwater disco, innit. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Wait until they read Tolkien #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
From this oak tree, the acorns of Marillion would fall. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Hulk! Smash! #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Chuck Berry new direction status update: 89% Complete #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
More camera flare than a JJ Abrams film #totp One for the heads, there.
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Instructional video for hitchhikers #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Incontinence pants #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This song is just one big long chorus #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM