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Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
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Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
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Just saw the recent Kimmel bit and you can tell he's a product of the 2000s. Bondi is protecting pedophiles, but he's attempt at "humor" is just him shitting on teenage girls and chubby girls. Like dude, get with the fucking times, my god...
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just saw the recent Kimmel bit and you can tell he's a product of the 2000s. Bondi is protecting pedophiles, but he's attempt at "humor" is just him shitting on teenage girls and chubby girls. Like dude, get with the fucking times, my god...
Some women defy reasonable explanation
Okayyy would anyone mind explaining how on earth is Helen Flanagan even real?? 😵💫🥵
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Some women defy reasonable explanation
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Now I'm just picturing her as a tick 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Now I'm just picturing her as a tick 🤣
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Vampire Sabrina, Succubus Dua. They both go after the same guy, end up having multiple playfully violent encounters until they realize they're more attracted to each other than him, and spend the rest of eternity doing sexy stuff to each other.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Vampire Sabrina, Succubus Dua. They both go after the same guy, end up having multiple playfully violent encounters until they realize they're more attracted to each other than him, and spend the rest of eternity doing sexy stuff to each other.
Oshawott, the Pokemon of my people
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Oshawott, the Pokemon of my people
Ok so according to my mutual follows:
- Sabrina's a Vampire
- Dua's a Succubus
HOT and HOT!
- Sabrina's a Vampire
- Dua's a Succubus
HOT and HOT!
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ok so according to my mutual follows:
- Sabrina's a Vampire
- Dua's a Succubus
HOT and HOT!
- Sabrina's a Vampire
- Dua's a Succubus
HOT and HOT!
One day, this will be me with Bebe and Dua, I swear
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
One day, this will be me with Bebe and Dua, I swear
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Wait is the implication here that his gun is also the peddle of his motorcycle😂
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait is the implication here that his gun is also the peddle of his motorcycle😂
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Jesus Fucking Christ
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ
Christina Hendricks coded
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Christina Hendricks coded
Saw a post where countless people were basically all saying "I can't get into playing emulated games because there's no motivation to play it if I didn't drop money on it."
Capitalism literally rotting-away the ability for people to enjoy art.
Capitalism literally rotting-away the ability for people to enjoy art.
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Saw a post where countless people were basically all saying "I can't get into playing emulated games because there's no motivation to play it if I didn't drop money on it."
Capitalism literally rotting-away the ability for people to enjoy art.
Capitalism literally rotting-away the ability for people to enjoy art.
The Kanto remakes are some of the worst Pokemon games ever made. I mean for fuck's sake, they lock the Gen 2 evolutions of Gen 1 Pokemon (Crobat, Steelix, Bellossom, Scizor, Blissey, Umbreon/Espeon) in the fucking post-game...
It's pathetic how consistent it is to see Nintendo fans defend the dumbest of shit.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The Kanto remakes are some of the worst Pokemon games ever made. I mean for fuck's sake, they lock the Gen 2 evolutions of Gen 1 Pokemon (Crobat, Steelix, Bellossom, Scizor, Blissey, Umbreon/Espeon) in the fucking post-game...
This isn't the conundrum people think it is. I hate that I'M FAT right now bc my best life would have me at 180lbs, not 260-280. My best life has me doing a lot of high-cardio activities, and that's not possible in my current form. My weight is directly getting in the way of me having more fun.
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This isn't the conundrum people think it is. I hate that I'M FAT right now bc my best life would have me at 180lbs, not 260-280. My best life has me doing a lot of high-cardio activities, and that's not possible in my current form. My weight is directly getting in the way of me having more fun.
Shadow was always cooler, even when he was an edgy little guy
Latinas Just be built different.
(Any excuse to use this meme)
(Any excuse to use this meme)
shadow the hedgehog from sonic the hedgehog is saying `` i love latinas , sonic ''
Alt: shadow the hedgehog from sonic the hedgehog is saying "I love latinas, sonic"
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February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Shadow was always cooler, even when he was an edgy little guy
It's pathetic how consistent it is to see Nintendo fans defend the dumbest of shit.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
It's pathetic how consistent it is to see Nintendo fans defend the dumbest of shit.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
The Switch rereleases of Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen being priced at $30... Meanwhile PS1 games were priced at $7 on the PS3/4/5/Vita, and we've been playing GBA games on our phones since like 2011.
Just finished my impromptu Sopranos rewatch and there is nothing clever about that ending. It's played as high-brow and mysterious in retrospect by a lot of people, but it's really a fuck-the-audience "We didn't know what to do so we did the equivalent of nothing," ending.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Just finished my impromptu Sopranos rewatch and there is nothing clever about that ending. It's played as high-brow and mysterious in retrospect by a lot of people, but it's really a fuck-the-audience "We didn't know what to do so we did the equivalent of nothing," ending.
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Our first bit of concept art for IMMORTAL BLOOD; our collab with @thesmuttyrogue.bsky.social! Meet ZEPHYR: twinky rogue, sneak thief, monster hunter and a very pliable bottom... 😏🖤
July 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Our first bit of concept art for IMMORTAL BLOOD; our collab with @thesmuttyrogue.bsky.social! Meet ZEPHYR: twinky rogue, sneak thief, monster hunter and a very pliable bottom... 😏🖤
Goddamn~
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Goddamn~
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A term both very descriptive and broad enough to describe so many women~
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
A term both very descriptive and broad enough to describe so many women~