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Fapshots
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Snapshots you can fap to, and sometimes think-pieces. Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · Apr 6
Bebe Rexha is the most gorgeous anything to ever exist.
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Naic💋 @naic-xxx.bsky.social · 20h
Pink to make the boys wink 😉
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Capital Punishment method for Treason against the People Of Bebe: This, until they pop!
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
I sadly never had a properly chubby teacher, though I did have a properly godly thick music teacher in 6th and 8th Grade who had an ass that would have fucking owned this side of social media. Thick Mediterranean MILF Ass~
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
And people with cultured minds will give it the same reverence they give Shadow Of The Colossus! Fuck, that could be an interesting angle, people fearing the shadow of the colossus; fearing the beauty cast by larger women.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah it goes really overlooked how much fat moves with just the slightest nudge. Big women can look like human lava lamps sometimes, it's trippy in the coolest ways.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
The Quarry: Expanded Edition (For Ariel Winter' model only)
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my fucking god, I completely forgot about The Quarry. I bought it entirely because she was in it. Never played it though. Also, iirc it uses her skinny version, so gonna need some generous modifications~
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
I probably would have used that sorta metric too if I'd seen enough gals bending over irl😂
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
In messing around with different game ideas, I've used peak Ariel as a basis in:
- Multiple Fighting Games
- a Trading Card Game
- a Persona-like RPG

She's so fucking perfect as a muse, it's unbelievable!
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
This reminds me of a metric my 5th-grade self made up when I first started noticing asses specifically. At recess, I'd rank gals with small butts vs big butts by if their asses properly hung off the swing when they swung.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Influencing others to achieve their perfect selves round-abouting back to the vessel seeing her prior perfection in those she's influenced; having the light but not being able to see it because it was within her and no one else before she had it glown back at her with her influence on others.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
The more I look at it, the more it really fits her, like that is HER color
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Oh how I love double-meanings😊
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Her gift taken by force of lessers who could't comprehend it, returning to nature shall remind her that the shape she was told to fight was the shape that was just right, that the misgivings of others were a result of their own plight to enact false might on those whom they did not fear back-bite.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
I don't wanna say his name because I don't want this post to show up in keyword searches. I'll DM you.
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Lilac, that's the perfect call!
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Mmm, genes that can't fight off their natural design. Give it a a year and Camila's bound to be plump again~
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
To sing and dance and drink and laugh to one's content, a good pub really can be the truest form of community bonding
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Is it bad to mourn the death of an objectively monstrously-evil person because their art made a lasting positive impact on you?

Probably, which is why I'm not mourning him; I'm just sitting with this weird pit in my stomach of like "This couldn'ta happened 10 years ago, when the news was fresh?"
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Further proof: Ariel in soft Pink/Purple
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah orange doesn't work as a translucent because it blends into skin tones too easily, looking like a weird off-tan. It's gotta be on a solid garment, like this~ Mmm, Camila
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Pubs, where Kelly Brook admitted to gaining weight at due to drinking plenty of pints and eating plenty of pies after work. Thank the pub for her gaining some chub!
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 9h
Ariel moving to Tennessee being the equivalent of doing like all the side-missions in an open-world game, god we really could franchise the fuck out of this; it lends itself to all kinds of mediums.

What truths will she find once out of the spotlight and in a world all her own?
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 10h
Orange is the best color a woman can wear, but Light Baby Blue is absolutely second best, and Ellana fucking owns it
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Fapshots @fapshots.bsky.social · 10h
POBs everywhere
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