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Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
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And thus, a religion was born~
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
And thus, a religion was born~
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For those that need reminding:
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
For those that need reminding:
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
Camila Cabello is a Disney Princess
"Americans will do anything but use the metric system"
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Americans will do anything but use the metric system"
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Looks amazing
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Looks amazing
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Which she eagerly accepts
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Which she eagerly accepts
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If you had your way that shirt's buttons would be puckered
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If you had your way that shirt's buttons would be puckered
Brighter Bebe reveals Bigger Bebe trying to defeat the trappings of clothing that tells her that her body isn't good-enough.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Brighter Bebe reveals Bigger Bebe trying to defeat the trappings of clothing that tells her that her body isn't good-enough.
Hot women by great lake is my end-game. I just wanna be able to write, fish, and eat a fat butt the rest of my life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hot women by great lake is my end-game. I just wanna be able to write, fish, and eat a fat butt the rest of my life.
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That comment is some "What did the author mean by this?" High-school-English-teacher -shit right there.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
There were also comments like this that rubbed me the wrong way. The person clearly consented MULTIPLE TIMES; why are we infantilizing an adult?
"We shouldn't normalize it." Normalize what; consistently asking for consent to continue? Just because it involves boobs in public?
"We shouldn't normalize it." Normalize what; consistently asking for consent to continue? Just because it involves boobs in public?
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
That comment is some "What did the author mean by this?" High-school-English-teacher -shit right there.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
"She consented on the surface but there's more ubderthe surface." Fuckface if you don't consent you say no, not yes. Not to mention her vibe & body language the whole time is aligned with that.
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Some artistic brightening~
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Some artistic brightening~
Anyways, peak Camila~
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Anyways, peak Camila~
The customer is in the right here. Using AI for this sorta stuff is a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" situation.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The customer is in the right here. Using AI for this sorta stuff is a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" situation.
It's fucking depressing that Naughty Dog spent 20 years being one of gaming's most beloved developers with Crash, then Jak and Daxter, then Uncharted, then The Last Of Us; only to have spent the past 6 years doing nothing but re-releases.
I blame all of this on Uncharted 3.
I blame all of this on Uncharted 3.
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's fucking depressing that Naughty Dog spent 20 years being one of gaming's most beloved developers with Crash, then Jak and Daxter, then Uncharted, then The Last Of Us; only to have spent the past 6 years doing nothing but re-releases.
I blame all of this on Uncharted 3.
I blame all of this on Uncharted 3.
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Also look how wide those hips are…
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Also look how wide those hips are…
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More ass! More arms! more tits!
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
More ass! More arms! more tits!
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That backside is DANGEROUS. Almost as lethal as…
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
That backside is DANGEROUS. Almost as lethal as…
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Som tummy and ass for you too
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Som tummy and ass for you too
Season 4 of The Sopranos is so fucking good. Even if you never watch any other part of the show, that one season is worth a watch on its own.
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Season 4 of The Sopranos is so fucking good. Even if you never watch any other part of the show, that one season is worth a watch on its own.
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This feels very @fapshots.bsky.social’s dreams five second before he wakes up core
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This feels very @fapshots.bsky.social’s dreams five second before he wakes up core
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Thighjobs for Eons
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Thighjobs for Eons
That bump is so cute
I’m sorry Hailee but… Samara is gonna beat you out to hottest young MILF
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
That bump is so cute
Things that only an American would say:
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Things that only an American would say:
Get me a woman that feels fine coming down look like this for dinner
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Get me a woman that feels fine coming down look like this for dinner