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Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s.
pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
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Goddamn~
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Goddamn~
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A term both very descriptive and broad enough to describe so many women~
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
A term both very descriptive and broad enough to describe so many women~
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Classical~
tom from tom and jerry is playing a piano in an orchestra .
ALT: tom from tom and jerry is playing a piano in an orchestra .
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February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Classical~
Remember when Fakes took effort and skill and were clearly understood to be fakes? God what a good time that was
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Remember when Fakes took effort and skill and were clearly understood to be fakes? God what a good time that was
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And Hilary knows how to be pregnant
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
And Hilary knows how to be pregnant
Abadon fitting snug in that bodysuit
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Abadon fitting snug in that bodysuit
Mina Shirakawa saw Maika's weight-gain and figured she should try matching it~ God she looks good with some proper belly on her!
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Mina Shirakawa saw Maika's weight-gain and figured she should try matching it~ God she looks good with some proper belly on her!
Amen to this
Honestly, if you're not willing to rub her belly after a huge meal, you're not doing it right
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Amen to this
My god, Lorraine Brocco could strike an image~
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
My god, Lorraine Brocco could strike an image~
This same vibe, but with Maika
Urge to drop to my knees and have mouth sex with all of Maddie's tummy...rising!
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This same vibe, but with Maika
SO MANY competitive game communities have their stuff housed on discord. For the love of god, PUT IT ON THE WIKI!
www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
SO MANY competitive game communities have their stuff housed on discord. For the love of god, PUT IT ON THE WIKI!
www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
God how I wish Jordyn would return to showing ass. She's such a perfect pixie
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
God how I wish Jordyn would return to showing ass. She's such a perfect pixie
Went to a major mall yesterday. First thing I saw upon walking in was a big sign that said that "Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult."
To which I say: Jesus fucking christ, and you people wonder why malls are dying? What 16yo wants to feel fucking babysat at the mall?
To which I say: Jesus fucking christ, and you people wonder why malls are dying? What 16yo wants to feel fucking babysat at the mall?
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Went to a major mall yesterday. First thing I saw upon walking in was a big sign that said that "Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult."
To which I say: Jesus fucking christ, and you people wonder why malls are dying? What 16yo wants to feel fucking babysat at the mall?
To which I say: Jesus fucking christ, and you people wonder why malls are dying? What 16yo wants to feel fucking babysat at the mall?
The Vito "Gay Mobster, Sad Clown" storyline fails so hard because unlike every other fuckhead in the show, we're given no time to grow a connection to Vito's character. He's an evil gay guy from the start with no even-interesting qualities to him, let alone sympathetic ones.
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The Vito "Gay Mobster, Sad Clown" storyline fails so hard because unlike every other fuckhead in the show, we're given no time to grow a connection to Vito's character. He's an evil gay guy from the start with no even-interesting qualities to him, let alone sympathetic ones.
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On one hand, I feel very bad for these people. On the other hand, the second image says it all; the game was made by people who don't understand what the mass-market appeal of the genre is - they're too competitively insulated...
I've seen solo devs release FGs with more content in 1/10th the time
I've seen solo devs release FGs with more content in 1/10th the time
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
On one hand, I feel very bad for these people. On the other hand, the second image says it all; the game was made by people who don't understand what the mass-market appeal of the genre is - they're too competitively insulated...
I've seen solo devs release FGs with more content in 1/10th the time
I've seen solo devs release FGs with more content in 1/10th the time
I keep being rewarded for being a fan of the Dropkick Murphys. They're anti-fascist and they just dropped their booking agency after it was revealed the head of it had deep Epstein connections.
ROSE TATTOO!
ROSE TATTOO!
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I keep being rewarded for being a fan of the Dropkick Murphys. They're anti-fascist and they just dropped their booking agency after it was revealed the head of it had deep Epstein connections.
ROSE TATTOO!
ROSE TATTOO!
Reminder: The U.S was founded by people who were deemed too religiously insane for *16th Century Europe.* Really let that sink in...
The Pilgrims were kicked out of England, then the Netherlands, then some other place. (I might not have the order correct, but still).
This shit was inevitable.
The Pilgrims were kicked out of England, then the Netherlands, then some other place. (I might not have the order correct, but still).
This shit was inevitable.
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Reminder: The U.S was founded by people who were deemed too religiously insane for *16th Century Europe.* Really let that sink in...
The Pilgrims were kicked out of England, then the Netherlands, then some other place. (I might not have the order correct, but still).
This shit was inevitable.
The Pilgrims were kicked out of England, then the Netherlands, then some other place. (I might not have the order correct, but still).
This shit was inevitable.
Fuck me, this robe on Carmella is some color-matching brilliance. Pink on Peach on Light Blue; I gotta steal that for something. They work so well together
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Fuck me, this robe on Carmella is some color-matching brilliance. Pink on Peach on Light Blue; I gotta steal that for something. They work so well together