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she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️‍🌈🔞 ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/farewellmagpie/

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · Aug 31

égérie: postscript
furina/neuvillette, 1631 words, mature
archiveofourown.org/works/70091966

turns out from neuvillette's pov he is also absolutely wild with desire, who knew 🤭

#neuvifuri #focallette

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égérie: postscript by farewellmagpie
31 Aug 2025
E7# | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
No Archive Warnings Apply, Furina/Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Fontaine, Nude Modeling, Pining, Masturbation
A little taste of Neuvillette's point of view from that night in front of the canvas.
Part 2 of neuvifuri: artist and muse
Language: English Words: 1,631 Chapters: 1/1

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 1d

omfg there's nothing that says to me more that media literacy is dead that people who seriously call Furina de Fontaine a girlfailure with their whole chest. tell me you're an illiterate baby without telling me

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 1d

children claiming adult characters are children so they can ~relate~ 😬

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 1d

Why are ppl so obsessed with her being a minor like idk bro it's weird to want to make up that she's a kid and be a fan of her guys!!!!

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think I can make it there in only 8 hours

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

haha team nilou cons, i'm going for her c2

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

and i will continue to appreciate everything you draw!! 💙

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

"a recognised bug" wtf surely they can just... unlock it

a close up of a cat 's face with a sad look on it 's face .

ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a sad look on it 's face .

media.tenor.com

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

how unhinged to think the *fictional* ships ppl enjoy have literally anything at all to do with their sexuality

how fucking low can a person get, that's so gross.

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

it's such a pathetic way to keep the stats looking like ppl are engaged 😑

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

I hate this new free cons thing bc I means I gotta keep logging in 5 days a week even once I've maxxed the bp bc I want to make my old trash better 😒

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine being a fan of her for anything other than dendro burning. Grim.

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

Ahahahahahaha I love a good guide creator who Understands that stealth isn't going to work for everyone. 😂😂😂

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

literally tho like I'm not going to change my mind about what I ship because some rando I don't know hates it!!!!

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah same, I think this is the best example of people being brainrotted by the modern internet and the way negativity is rewarded.

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

Also this is a big reason why I left twt outside of the politics of the owner, it didn't matter how many haters I blocked trying to just see positive stuff from ppl who like what I like, these kinds of posts just dug up more haters & they're all shameless in talking about it in the tags/ship name

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

It's also the lowest hanging fruit? Like wow, you're doing the laziest engagement farming ever, good for you, you boring ass fuck

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

Exactly, 5 seconds to look at art/read a fic but god forbid they actually engage with anyone positively!! and then go find someone to fight. They're not fans, they're consumers and everything is "content"

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

I remember one part in MGS4 where I was so set on doing it "properly" and every time I was like "yep, I remember where the guards are" it was like they spawned in new ones I'd never seen before 😭😂 after about an hour I just gave up on stealth

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

I really don't understand it... who has the time or energy to wage pitched battles against ships (ships!!! Literal imaginations!) that they don't like? It's crazy to me they spend more time on hating another ship than they do on the one they love.

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

As he should be!!! 🤭😍

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

Jamming Esc into everything is so funny bc then there's Emilie who I have never even seen in game bc I haven't done her story quest & she's literally never been in any story event

(I've no feelings abt Emilie either way bc I don't even know her but it's just funny the way they ignore some chars)

professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

I love this, the way they're looking at each other, how smitten with the birthday girl he looks 🥹

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Jaune🌧🍰 @kokoa1beanie.bsky.social · 3d

dearest Furina 🥹

#neuvifuri

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🌟Bakeryowl🌟COMM OPEN @whynotshensara.bsky.social · 3d

Movie-ing into a new life
Happy birthday to my most precious, most loved prince 🥰🥰
#furina

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @farewellmagpie.bsky.social · 3d

Literally me with any stealth game. I try, but inevitably it goes to hell

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