FarFromTheTree
@farfromthetree.bsky.social
🔞as a general rule
Writer of both erotic fiction, and random shitposts
Writer of both erotic fiction, and random shitposts
Innocent seeming girl who uses sexual phrases that sound innocent to describe herself (stuff like pillow princess) and those adrund her assume she heard those terms and thought they sounded nice but doesn't know what they actually mean.
(She knows exactly what they mean.)
#NSFW
(She knows exactly what they mean.)
#NSFW
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Innocent seeming girl who uses sexual phrases that sound innocent to describe herself (stuff like pillow princess) and those adrund her assume she heard those terms and thought they sounded nice but doesn't know what they actually mean.
(She knows exactly what they mean.)
#NSFW
(She knows exactly what they mean.)
#NSFW
Is it a known issue in Expedition 33 that you can't jump attacks after calling in the reserve party after a wipe?
Because I swear this happened twice that i hit the button and didn't jump, and died because of it. One attempt had the boss at like 5% life too.
Because I swear this happened twice that i hit the button and didn't jump, and died because of it. One attempt had the boss at like 5% life too.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is it a known issue in Expedition 33 that you can't jump attacks after calling in the reserve party after a wipe?
Because I swear this happened twice that i hit the button and didn't jump, and died because of it. One attempt had the boss at like 5% life too.
Because I swear this happened twice that i hit the button and didn't jump, and died because of it. One attempt had the boss at like 5% life too.
Just now realized that there is a ps5 version of path of exile that the ps store just straight up did not show me when I looked into it a few weeks ago.
I've been playing the ps4 version on my ps5 this whole time. And that port kind of sucks?
I've been playing the ps4 version on my ps5 this whole time. And that port kind of sucks?
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just now realized that there is a ps5 version of path of exile that the ps store just straight up did not show me when I looked into it a few weeks ago.
I've been playing the ps4 version on my ps5 this whole time. And that port kind of sucks?
I've been playing the ps4 version on my ps5 this whole time. And that port kind of sucks?
Fic that was tagged as "snuff" because they tagged every kink they used/planned to use even before uploading the chapter that kink was used in finally uploaded the snuff chapter today and it was peak, absolutely worth the wait.
(The other chapters were also good too)
#NSFW
(The other chapters were also good too)
#NSFW
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fic that was tagged as "snuff" because they tagged every kink they used/planned to use even before uploading the chapter that kink was used in finally uploaded the snuff chapter today and it was peak, absolutely worth the wait.
(The other chapters were also good too)
#NSFW
(The other chapters were also good too)
#NSFW
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
Girl who thought she was straight suddenly having a bicurious panic after her tongue briefly touched her best friend's tongue while the two of them were both licking a third female friend's pussy to orgasm together.
"Oh my god, we basically kissed! Does that make me gay?"
#NSFW
"Oh my god, we basically kissed! Does that make me gay?"
#NSFW
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Girl who thought she was straight suddenly having a bicurious panic after her tongue briefly touched her best friend's tongue while the two of them were both licking a third female friend's pussy to orgasm together.
"Oh my god, we basically kissed! Does that make me gay?"
#NSFW
"Oh my god, we basically kissed! Does that make me gay?"
#NSFW
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People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.
Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
Yeah i should have just gone to bed before the game awards started, the actual awards were dumb nonsense (as literally anyone could have predicted) and none of the announcements were worth staying up for.
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yeah i should have just gone to bed before the game awards started, the actual awards were dumb nonsense (as literally anyone could have predicted) and none of the announcements were worth staying up for.
I should finish Nioh one of these days but the issue is i played just enough of the game to get past all the tutorials and then just enough after it that it feels too inconvenient to start over from scratch and thus see those tutorials again so I just don't remember how to play.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I should finish Nioh one of these days but the issue is i played just enough of the game to get past all the tutorials and then just enough after it that it feels too inconvenient to start over from scratch and thus see those tutorials again so I just don't remember how to play.
Thinking of the Super Best Friends video where they were gonna call him Godd Howard if bethesda's announcements were good and Todd Coward if they were bad and there ended up being enough good and enough bad that they settled on calling him "Godd Coward"
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thinking of the Super Best Friends video where they were gonna call him Godd Howard if bethesda's announcements were good and Todd Coward if they were bad and there ended up being enough good and enough bad that they settled on calling him "Godd Coward"
It's probably just me but i find it funny that Geoff mentions games and studios and stuff as being nominated for awards that have already been announced.
Like, he's not wrong, they were nominated, but it's just funny to me.
Like, he's not wrong, they were nominated, but it's just funny to me.
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's probably just me but i find it funny that Geoff mentions games and studios and stuff as being nominated for awards that have already been announced.
Like, he's not wrong, they were nominated, but it's just funny to me.
Like, he's not wrong, they were nominated, but it's just funny to me.
I know people don't like Jonathon Blow or The Witness for being pretentios nonsense or whatever the reason but i thought gameplay wise it was an interesting puzzle game and doing the puzzles in the environment was cool so seeing that new game and how lame it is is disappointing
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I know people don't like Jonathon Blow or The Witness for being pretentios nonsense or whatever the reason but i thought gameplay wise it was an interesting puzzle game and doing the puzzles in the environment was cool so seeing that new game and how lame it is is disappointing
If you wanna know how tired i am currently i was scrolling twitter and saw a post about how capcom wants to do more with megaman so when i saw the capcom logo just now i thought "is this megaman" Even though geoff literally said it was resident evil before they played the trailer
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you wanna know how tired i am currently i was scrolling twitter and saw a post about how capcom wants to do more with megaman so when i saw the capcom logo just now i thought "is this megaman" Even though geoff literally said it was resident evil before they played the trailer
Thinking about how people in past years have mocked the game awards for just being a bunch of commercials considering that this year they fucked up the nominations so badly that there is literally no reason to watch aside from the "commercials"
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thinking about how people in past years have mocked the game awards for just being a bunch of commercials considering that this year they fucked up the nominations so badly that there is literally no reason to watch aside from the "commercials"
It's not geoff talking currently but just want to reiterate how much i hate the game awards 30 second trailer preamble of describing exactly in detail what the game we're about to watch a trailer for is before we've even seen anything.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's not geoff talking currently but just want to reiterate how much i hate the game awards 30 second trailer preamble of describing exactly in detail what the game we're about to watch a trailer for is before we've even seen anything.
Unsure if it is hotter to hypnotize two lesbians to make them have sex with men or hypnotize two straight girls to make them have lesbian sex (but also for men to watch and maybe participate in)
#NSFW
#NSFW
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Unsure if it is hotter to hypnotize two lesbians to make them have sex with men or hypnotize two straight girls to make them have lesbian sex (but also for men to watch and maybe participate in)
#NSFW
#NSFW
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
2 female best friends who are hypnotized to strip naked in public and write super slutty body writing on each other but think it's just a super fun little thing they're doing, just laughing and giggling as they write "FREE USE FUCK DOLL" on eachbother's thighs.
#NSFW
#NSFW
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
2 female best friends who are hypnotized to strip naked in public and write super slutty body writing on each other but think it's just a super fun little thing they're doing, just laughing and giggling as they write "FREE USE FUCK DOLL" on eachbother's thighs.
#NSFW
#NSFW
Reposted by FarFromTheTree
ok this website ....
I'm doing a fucking joe pesci impersonation directed nebulously pretty much at no one, but inspired as a prompt to a friend.... and someone fucking censors this with "rude"
yet the mods out here are shaming victims and replying "waffles" to concerns about known bigots
I'm doing a fucking joe pesci impersonation directed nebulously pretty much at no one, but inspired as a prompt to a friend.... and someone fucking censors this with "rude"
yet the mods out here are shaming victims and replying "waffles" to concerns about known bigots
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
ok this website ....
I'm doing a fucking joe pesci impersonation directed nebulously pretty much at no one, but inspired as a prompt to a friend.... and someone fucking censors this with "rude"
yet the mods out here are shaming victims and replying "waffles" to concerns about known bigots
I'm doing a fucking joe pesci impersonation directed nebulously pretty much at no one, but inspired as a prompt to a friend.... and someone fucking censors this with "rude"
yet the mods out here are shaming victims and replying "waffles" to concerns about known bigots
Shoutout to the Air riders checklist box "top ride: go through the secret passage and finish in 55 seconds" which, after struggling with it for a while a few days ago, I realized today does not anywhere say you have to have default lap counts.
Set it to 1 lap and go it first try
Set it to 1 lap and go it first try
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shoutout to the Air riders checklist box "top ride: go through the secret passage and finish in 55 seconds" which, after struggling with it for a while a few days ago, I realized today does not anywhere say you have to have default lap counts.
Set it to 1 lap and go it first try
Set it to 1 lap and go it first try
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If your work was delisted by itch (&steam)- there are researchers documenting impacts the payment processors have had on adult games/comics: www.pppproject.com/survey
i have direct confirmation from the FSC these surveys are useful in the near future to raise awareness to policymakers. please sign!
i have direct confirmation from the FSC these surveys are useful in the near future to raise awareness to policymakers. please sign!
Survey — Pornography, Platforms & Play Project
www.pppproject.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If your work was delisted by itch (&steam)- there are researchers documenting impacts the payment processors have had on adult games/comics: www.pppproject.com/survey
i have direct confirmation from the FSC these surveys are useful in the near future to raise awareness to policymakers. please sign!
i have direct confirmation from the FSC these surveys are useful in the near future to raise awareness to policymakers. please sign!
Found out the other day that Ride the Cyclone has at least three separate, completely different opening musical numbers depending on when and where it was performed?
And if you mash them all together, as a few people on youtube have, they actually make one really good opening.
And if you mash them all together, as a few people on youtube have, they actually make one really good opening.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Found out the other day that Ride the Cyclone has at least three separate, completely different opening musical numbers depending on when and where it was performed?
And if you mash them all together, as a few people on youtube have, they actually make one really good opening.
And if you mash them all together, as a few people on youtube have, they actually make one really good opening.
Reposted by FarFromTheTree
girl who refuses to wear contacts cuz she likes having her sister blow her load on her glasses
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
girl who refuses to wear contacts cuz she likes having her sister blow her load on her glasses
Vtuber who is guiltily masturbating to Rule 34 people drew of her mom after she appeared on her stream one time X Her mom who is enthusiastically masturbating to Rule 34 people drew of her after she appeared on her daughter's stream one time.
#NSFW
#NSFW
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Vtuber who is guiltily masturbating to Rule 34 people drew of her mom after she appeared on her stream one time X Her mom who is enthusiastically masturbating to Rule 34 people drew of her after she appeared on her daughter's stream one time.
#NSFW
#NSFW
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If you are a resident of massachusets, you should contact @warren.senate.gov and explain to her how KOSA, and similar bills, are dangerous and should be opposed
@warren.senate.gov just co-sponsored KOSA again 🤦🏽♀️
You CANNOT claim to be an ally to the LGTBQ community and support this awful bill. Your office blatantly ignored our Boston coalitions pleas, so let’s see how you feel about those phones being melted. CALL HER!
You CANNOT claim to be an ally to the LGTBQ community and support this awful bill. Your office blatantly ignored our Boston coalitions pleas, so let’s see how you feel about those phones being melted. CALL HER!
This Trans Day of Remembrance we’re holding the memory of countless trans lives lost to bigotry and hatred, and fighting like hell to preserve trans lives still with us today!
Trans people deserve to be seen + celebrated, not erased. Trans people deserve real allyship, not censorship.
STOP KOSA
Trans people deserve to be seen + celebrated, not erased. Trans people deserve real allyship, not censorship.
STOP KOSA
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you are a resident of massachusets, you should contact @warren.senate.gov and explain to her how KOSA, and similar bills, are dangerous and should be opposed