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TechSupportTXT: Have you tried restarting Windows?
CustomerTXT: I threw it out the window. Restart didn’t help.
TechSupportTXT: ...We meant the operating system.
CustomerTXT: I threw it out the window. Restart didn’t help.
TechSupportTXT: ...We meant the operating system.
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 PM
TechSupportTXT: Have you tried restarting Windows?
CustomerTXT: I threw it out the window. Restart didn’t help.
TechSupportTXT: ...We meant the operating system.
CustomerTXT: I threw it out the window. Restart didn’t help.
TechSupportTXT: ...We meant the operating system.
BossTXT: The server is down!
EmployeeTXT: Did you try flipping it over to look for the switch?
BossTXT: Remind me why I hired you?
EmployeeTXT: Did you try flipping it over to look for the switch?
BossTXT: Remind me why I hired you?
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 PM
BossTXT: The server is down!
EmployeeTXT: Did you try flipping it over to look for the switch?
BossTXT: Remind me why I hired you?
EmployeeTXT: Did you try flipping it over to look for the switch?
BossTXT: Remind me why I hired you?
MomTXT: The laptop says it’s running out of memory.
MeTXT: Give it some Ginkgo Biloba.
MomTXT: It’s still asking for storage, not vitamins!
MeTXT: Give it some Ginkgo Biloba.
MomTXT: It’s still asking for storage, not vitamins!
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 PM
MomTXT: The laptop says it’s running out of memory.
MeTXT: Give it some Ginkgo Biloba.
MomTXT: It’s still asking for storage, not vitamins!
MeTXT: Give it some Ginkgo Biloba.
MomTXT: It’s still asking for storage, not vitamins!
FriendTXT: My PC keeps crashing.
MeTXT: Have you tried wearing a seatbelt?
FriendTXT: ...I regret asking you.
MeTXT: Have you tried wearing a seatbelt?
FriendTXT: ...I regret asking you.
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 PM
FriendTXT: My PC keeps crashing.
MeTXT: Have you tried wearing a seatbelt?
FriendTXT: ...I regret asking you.
MeTXT: Have you tried wearing a seatbelt?
FriendTXT: ...I regret asking you.
What did Windows say after crashing?
"Sorry, I just needed some space."
"Sorry, I just needed some space."
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 AM
What did Windows say after crashing?
"Sorry, I just needed some space."
"Sorry, I just needed some space."
Why don’t Windows computers tell secrets?
They’re always spilling the RAM.
They’re always spilling the RAM.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why don’t Windows computers tell secrets?
They’re always spilling the RAM.
They’re always spilling the RAM.
Why do Windows PCs love tea?
Because they’re always brewing updates.
Because they’re always brewing updates.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why do Windows PCs love tea?
Because they’re always brewing updates.
Because they’re always brewing updates.
What’s Windows’ favorite workout?
Task manager reps.
Task manager reps.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
What’s Windows’ favorite workout?
Task manager reps.
Task manager reps.
Why does Windows hate Mondays?
Because every reboot feels like a fresh start.
Because every reboot feels like a fresh start.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why does Windows hate Mondays?
Because every reboot feels like a fresh start.
Because every reboot feels like a fresh start.
Why did the laptop break up with Windows?
Too many pop-ups in the relationship.
Too many pop-ups in the relationship.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why did the laptop break up with Windows?
Too many pop-ups in the relationship.
Too many pop-ups in the relationship.
Why do Windows users make great comedians?
They’re used to waiting for laughs to load.
They’re used to waiting for laughs to load.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why do Windows users make great comedians?
They’re used to waiting for laughs to load.
They’re used to waiting for laughs to load.
What’s a computer’s least favorite kind of weather?
A Windows update storm.
A Windows update storm.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
What’s a computer’s least favorite kind of weather?
A Windows update storm.
A Windows update storm.
Why did Windows go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle its processing feelings.
It couldn’t handle its processing feelings.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Why did Windows go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle its processing feelings.
It couldn’t handle its processing feelings.
What’s Windows’ favorite kind of music?
Bluescreen jazz.
Bluescreen jazz.
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
What’s Windows’ favorite kind of music?
Bluescreen jazz.
Bluescreen jazz.
Why did the computer keep its curtains closed?
It didn’t want Windows to crash from the sunlight!
It didn’t want Windows to crash from the sunlight!
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Why did the computer keep its curtains closed?
It didn’t want Windows to crash from the sunlight!
It didn’t want Windows to crash from the sunlight!
