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September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
>assassination attempt on Trump

>discover feed is all posts from yesterday

this app is cooked man
July 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
wasn't that far off
July 25, 2023 at 12:17 AM
yesterday: can't view Twitter logged out

today: can't view Twitter logged in

tomorrow: they put a tarp over the building so you can't view it even if you're standing right in front of it
July 1, 2023 at 6:26 PM
isn't it absurdly easy to detect scraping bots and range ban them

this makes zero sense
July 1, 2023 at 6:21 PM
i went to the library and no one knew you
June 16, 2023 at 4:42 AM
just remembered that time when my wife was in labour and another expectant father was watching family guy, full volume, in portrait mode. while his wife was having contractions
May 4, 2023 at 11:47 PM
people talk about kids getting too much screen time

but 90% of people who have ever lived would think technology is just humanity discovering literal magic

you DON'T want your kid using magic???
May 1, 2023 at 1:25 AM
now is the perfect time to bully @aoc.bsky.social into introducing legislation that mandates social media platforms have to build a tagging system where users self-flag their posts as paid political/product endorsements

FTC and FEC have totally dropped the ball here
May 1, 2023 at 1:08 AM
these are so good wtf. when were people gonna tell me about this
April 30, 2023 at 9:39 PM
taylor lorenz isn't real, she can't hurt you
April 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM
posting my script in James Gunn's replies 300 characters at a time until he sends that raccoon after me
April 24, 2023 at 3:48 PM
always trips me out when someone almost hits you with the exact part of their car that's already damaged

wonder what I would look like if all my mistake patterns manifested physically on my body
April 13, 2023 at 10:27 PM
please share something beautiful for the timeline. here’s my contribution
April 12, 2023 at 1:02 AM