Your new step mom ๐
@fartfactory.bsky.social
Im really hot cuz your really not
Pinned
You better love threesomes because Jesus Christ is ALWAYS with me
Im there dad
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Im there dad
My balls have been having a heated rivalry since 93
They look like this BTW
They look like this BTW
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My balls have been having a heated rivalry since 93
They look like this BTW
They look like this BTW
My new consulting bussiness ICUP is booking clients for 2026!
Our offering is pretty simple you call us on facetime and we watch you piss!
Our offering is pretty simple you call us on facetime and we watch you piss!
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My new consulting bussiness ICUP is booking clients for 2026!
Our offering is pretty simple you call us on facetime and we watch you piss!
Our offering is pretty simple you call us on facetime and we watch you piss!
My husband only kissed me with his eyes closed! Why? Cuz im ugly!
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My husband only kissed me with his eyes closed! Why? Cuz im ugly!
Ive got a pissy piss hole, a poopy poop hole, and a pussy pussy hole!
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ive got a pissy piss hole, a poopy poop hole, and a pussy pussy hole!
Ya ive pisst out my butt hole
SOOOOOooooOooOoooooOoo WHAT?
SOOOOOooooOooOoooooOoo WHAT?
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ya ive pisst out my butt hole
SOOOOOooooOooOoooooOoo WHAT?
SOOOOOooooOooOoooooOoo WHAT?
My coffee order? Matcha your box lattรฉ
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
My coffee order? Matcha your box lattรฉ
Once were married your cocktail order better be my famous vagtini
A martini made with gin and pussy juice, hold the olive
A martini made with gin and pussy juice, hold the olive
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Once were married your cocktail order better be my famous vagtini
A martini made with gin and pussy juice, hold the olive
A martini made with gin and pussy juice, hold the olive
Im just learning theres a group of whites ladies who think this the ONLY WAY YOU SHOULD FEED YOUR BABY?????
fucking perverts! Why r u obsessed with putting privates on babys faces?????????
Just give it some avocado! Or r you poor?
fucking perverts! Why r u obsessed with putting privates on babys faces?????????
Just give it some avocado! Or r you poor?
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Im just learning theres a group of whites ladies who think this the ONLY WAY YOU SHOULD FEED YOUR BABY?????
fucking perverts! Why r u obsessed with putting privates on babys faces?????????
Just give it some avocado! Or r you poor?
fucking perverts! Why r u obsessed with putting privates on babys faces?????????
Just give it some avocado! Or r you poor?
Your shoving your BOOB in your babyโs face to feed it?????? Ok you fucking freak????
Just give it food stop shoving your boob into its face!
Just give it food stop shoving your boob into its face!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Your shoving your BOOB in your babyโs face to feed it?????? Ok you fucking freak????
Just give it food stop shoving your boob into its face!
Just give it food stop shoving your boob into its face!
This goon licked my butt in 19 loved it
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This goon licked my butt in 19 loved it
Hes got a little bit of โtism that makes me wanna kiss โem
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hes got a little bit of โtism that makes me wanna kiss โem
Where dose the river flow?
How do the tides turn?
Where do the rapids crash?
Why dose my period bleed through my white pants?
How do the tides turn?
Where do the rapids crash?
Why dose my period bleed through my white pants?
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Where dose the river flow?
How do the tides turn?
Where do the rapids crash?
Why dose my period bleed through my white pants?
How do the tides turn?
Where do the rapids crash?
Why dose my period bleed through my white pants?
For my 7th marriage i got a beautiful set of china with a pattern of crabs and sea shells on it
Which was funny because the best man Philip gave me actual crabs the night before.
My husband was sorta ugly and dumb and i wanted to emasculate him, Philip was also dumb but he has a huge dong. Wow.
Which was funny because the best man Philip gave me actual crabs the night before.
My husband was sorta ugly and dumb and i wanted to emasculate him, Philip was also dumb but he has a huge dong. Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
For my 7th marriage i got a beautiful set of china with a pattern of crabs and sea shells on it
Which was funny because the best man Philip gave me actual crabs the night before.
My husband was sorta ugly and dumb and i wanted to emasculate him, Philip was also dumb but he has a huge dong. Wow.
Which was funny because the best man Philip gave me actual crabs the night before.
My husband was sorta ugly and dumb and i wanted to emasculate him, Philip was also dumb but he has a huge dong. Wow.
When people say barb i know you, youโre the fat bitch that loves puzzles and im like dont put me in a box just like the puzzle. Im too complicated just let me eat like jelly beans on my pizza and belt out george michael and slit my wrists
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
When people say barb i know you, youโre the fat bitch that loves puzzles and im like dont put me in a box just like the puzzle. Im too complicated just let me eat like jelly beans on my pizza and belt out george michael and slit my wrists
There a treasure in my chest! And its not these fat breasts!
Theres a vital organ Iโm donating to a sick child. Why am I giving my heart to a young sick child?
Well iโm giving to my exโs kid, and i fucking hate him and want to ruin his life forever!
Fuck ur gay ass dan!
Theres a vital organ Iโm donating to a sick child. Why am I giving my heart to a young sick child?
Well iโm giving to my exโs kid, and i fucking hate him and want to ruin his life forever!
Fuck ur gay ass dan!
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There a treasure in my chest! And its not these fat breasts!
Theres a vital organ Iโm donating to a sick child. Why am I giving my heart to a young sick child?
Well iโm giving to my exโs kid, and i fucking hate him and want to ruin his life forever!
Fuck ur gay ass dan!
Theres a vital organ Iโm donating to a sick child. Why am I giving my heart to a young sick child?
Well iโm giving to my exโs kid, and i fucking hate him and want to ruin his life forever!
Fuck ur gay ass dan!
When i hear the word nickalodeon i dont think of green splooge. I think of that time when leonardo was on the big boat and he saw roseโs fat titties
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When i hear the word nickalodeon i dont think of green splooge. I think of that time when leonardo was on the big boat and he saw roseโs fat titties
Oh you want to eat my Christmas cookie? Well your gonna need to slide down my chimney and give me a present.
By that i mean if you want to eat my vagina lips, you need to shove ur penis in my throat and cum in it.
By that i mean if you want to eat my vagina lips, you need to shove ur penis in my throat and cum in it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Oh you want to eat my Christmas cookie? Well your gonna need to slide down my chimney and give me a present.
By that i mean if you want to eat my vagina lips, you need to shove ur penis in my throat and cum in it.
By that i mean if you want to eat my vagina lips, you need to shove ur penis in my throat and cum in it.
If you actually went up someone butt and around the corner you would find out what they ate 12 hours ago and it would probably be taco bell because it never fully digests and you would find a little yellow school bus with a frizzy red haired bitch driving talking crazy
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If you actually went up someone butt and around the corner you would find out what they ate 12 hours ago and it would probably be taco bell because it never fully digests and you would find a little yellow school bus with a frizzy red haired bitch driving talking crazy