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The interpretive dance
Of the basting turkey
Who seeks to prolong the time
Before it goes into the oven,
Seems just a bit suspicious, right?
Your 5th prompt is: "interpretive dance"
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Of the basting turkey
Who seeks to prolong the time
Before it goes into the oven,
Seems just a bit suspicious, right?
Your 5th prompt is: "interpretive dance"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
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You call it an interpretive dance. I call it the after effects of Grandma's suspicious green bean casserole.
You call it an interpretive dance. I call it the after effects of Grandma's suspicious green bean casserole.
a cat is looking at the camera with the words i no feel so gud written below it .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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You call it an interpretive dance. I call it the after effects of Grandma's suspicious green bean casserole.
You call it an interpretive dance. I call it the after effects of Grandma's suspicious green bean casserole.
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That hollow feeling
When you are all alone
On the holidays
The joy of families
Gathered around a vibrant table
The emptiness in your soul.
But somebody needs you
You remind yourself
The smile of those
Grateful for your service
Best holiday ever!
That hollow feeling
When you are all alone
On the holidays
The joy of families
Gathered around a vibrant table
The emptiness in your soul.
But somebody needs you
You remind yourself
The smile of those
Grateful for your service
Best holiday ever!
a cartoon of peanuts characters sitting around a table with the words happy thanksgiving my sweet melissa ..
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November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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That hollow feeling
When you are all alone
On the holidays
The joy of families
Gathered around a vibrant table
The emptiness in your soul.
But somebody needs you
You remind yourself
The smile of those
Grateful for your service
Best holiday ever!
That hollow feeling
When you are all alone
On the holidays
The joy of families
Gathered around a vibrant table
The emptiness in your soul.
But somebody needs you
You remind yourself
The smile of those
Grateful for your service
Best holiday ever!
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November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Sometimes the best you can do is breakdown and do an interpretive dance. It will do nothing for your situation but you will find it hard to be in your head if you just dance it out like a maniac
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The interpretive dance
Of the basting turkey
Who seeks to prolong the time
Before it goes into the oven,
Seems just a bit suspicious, right?
Your 5th prompt is: "interpretive dance"
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Of the basting turkey
Who seeks to prolong the time
Before it goes into the oven,
Seems just a bit suspicious, right?
Your 5th prompt is: "interpretive dance"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes the best you can do is breakdown and do an interpretive dance. It will do nothing for your situation but you will find it hard to be in your head if you just dance it out like a maniac
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After all those disasters, you feel pretty hollow. But then you see more hollow, and you try to process what it says over how loud it is.
Something about how you're not doing things right, but that feels alright at the moment.
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Something about how you're not doing things right, but that feels alright at the moment.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
After all those disasters, you feel pretty hollow. But then you see more hollow, and you try to process what it says over how loud it is.
Something about how you're not doing things right, but that feels alright at the moment.
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Something about how you're not doing things right, but that feels alright at the moment.
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The Thanksgiving dinner wasn't quite the happy family event. Turkey was dry, stuffing was burnt, no one could quite discern what was in the pie. A couple of trips to the ER, Uncle Dave's draining the liquor cabinet, a true disaster. We remember it fondly.
The Thanksgiving dinner wasn't quite the happy family event. Turkey was dry, stuffing was burnt, no one could quite discern what was in the pie. A couple of trips to the ER, Uncle Dave's draining the liquor cabinet, a true disaster. We remember it fondly.
a man is cooking a turkey in a pot on a grill on a special day turkey day .
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November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The Thanksgiving dinner wasn't quite the happy family event. Turkey was dry, stuffing was burnt, no one could quite discern what was in the pie. A couple of trips to the ER, Uncle Dave's draining the liquor cabinet, a true disaster. We remember it fondly.
The Thanksgiving dinner wasn't quite the happy family event. Turkey was dry, stuffing was burnt, no one could quite discern what was in the pie. A couple of trips to the ER, Uncle Dave's draining the liquor cabinet, a true disaster. We remember it fondly.
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Life is hollow because you're afraid to take risks.
You cannot enjoy the sunset anymore because you're stuck inside
You choose to give into your fear and now life is simply a ritual.
Day by day until nothing changes
Life Delivered by a simple click on your phone or computer to your door
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You cannot enjoy the sunset anymore because you're stuck inside
You choose to give into your fear and now life is simply a ritual.
Day by day until nothing changes
Life Delivered by a simple click on your phone or computer to your door
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Many families will have a hollow time.
Be sure to donate what you can
To help them.
Find your local foodbank, today.
Your 4th prompt is: "hollow"
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Be sure to donate what you can
To help them.
Find your local foodbank, today.
Your 4th prompt is: "hollow"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Life is hollow because you're afraid to take risks.
You cannot enjoy the sunset anymore because you're stuck inside
You choose to give into your fear and now life is simply a ritual.
Day by day until nothing changes
Life Delivered by a simple click on your phone or computer to your door
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You cannot enjoy the sunset anymore because you're stuck inside
You choose to give into your fear and now life is simply a ritual.
Day by day until nothing changes
Life Delivered by a simple click on your phone or computer to your door
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When the diner closes, the leftover slices of pie go into another pie pan.
On a good night, you get a whole 'nother Frankensteined pie.
A good night to that end, but as the carefree wealth cackles along with clean faces, you tear the pie away for a sill or bench.
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On a good night, you get a whole 'nother Frankensteined pie.
A good night to that end, but as the carefree wealth cackles along with clean faces, you tear the pie away for a sill or bench.
#fastprompt #vss
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When the diner closes, the leftover slices of pie go into another pie pan.
On a good night, you get a whole 'nother Frankensteined pie.
A good night to that end, but as the carefree wealth cackles along with clean faces, you tear the pie away for a sill or bench.
#fastprompt #vss
On a good night, you get a whole 'nother Frankensteined pie.
A good night to that end, but as the carefree wealth cackles along with clean faces, you tear the pie away for a sill or bench.
#fastprompt #vss
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What do you qualify as disaster? Before you answer, I'm not asking about mother nature, she's her own problem. I'm talking about personal. Would you consider a car crash disaster? The death of a loved one? Would you consider your failed marriage and descent into alcoholism a disaster?
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What's Turkey Day without a disaster?
Cross your fingers this one
Is pain free!
Your 3rd prompt is: "disaster"
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Cross your fingers this one
Is pain free!
Your 3rd prompt is: "disaster"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What do you qualify as disaster? Before you answer, I'm not asking about mother nature, she's her own problem. I'm talking about personal. Would you consider a car crash disaster? The death of a loved one? Would you consider your failed marriage and descent into alcoholism a disaster?
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Leftovers? Who wants to play Iron Chef? Turkey ice cream! Turkey sushi! Cranberry milk shakes! Pumpkin pie risotto! Stuffing a la mode!Let your creativity and strong stomach freak flag fly!
Leftovers? Who wants to play Iron Chef? Turkey ice cream! Turkey sushi! Cranberry milk shakes! Pumpkin pie risotto! Stuffing a la mode!Let your creativity and strong stomach freak flag fly!
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November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Leftovers? Who wants to play Iron Chef? Turkey ice cream! Turkey sushi! Cranberry milk shakes! Pumpkin pie risotto! Stuffing a la mode!Let your creativity and strong stomach freak flag fly!
Leftovers? Who wants to play Iron Chef? Turkey ice cream! Turkey sushi! Cranberry milk shakes! Pumpkin pie risotto! Stuffing a la mode!Let your creativity and strong stomach freak flag fly!
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Pie on the face? Yep, but not as a prank. I simply couldn't wait to partake in Grandma's delicious offerings. I promise to save y'all some. Maybe?
Pie on the face? Yep, but not as a prank. I simply couldn't wait to partake in Grandma's delicious offerings. I promise to save y'all some. Maybe?
a cartoon drawing of a girl with a blueberry pie in front of her
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November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Pie on the face? Yep, but not as a prank. I simply couldn't wait to partake in Grandma's delicious offerings. I promise to save y'all some. Maybe?
Pie on the face? Yep, but not as a prank. I simply couldn't wait to partake in Grandma's delicious offerings. I promise to save y'all some. Maybe?
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You started baking a pie, and it might have been your best, but you were doing it in between things.
Procrastinating smelled sweet and blueberry-like till the baking smelled otherwise.
But in between things, you'll rebound.
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Procrastinating smelled sweet and blueberry-like till the baking smelled otherwise.
But in between things, you'll rebound.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You started baking a pie, and it might have been your best, but you were doing it in between things.
Procrastinating smelled sweet and blueberry-like till the baking smelled otherwise.
But in between things, you'll rebound.
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Procrastinating smelled sweet and blueberry-like till the baking smelled otherwise.
But in between things, you'll rebound.
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What do you do with the remnants of a life? Do you pack it away and pretend it didn't happen? Do you sit there and stare at all the collected memories? How can you tell who a person is just by their leftovers? How do you explain who they were? What parts were most important?
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There will be leftovers
For days.
Turkey in everything!
Your 2nd prompt is: "leftovers"
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For days.
Turkey in everything!
Your 2nd prompt is: "leftovers"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What do you do with the remnants of a life? Do you pack it away and pretend it didn't happen? Do you sit there and stare at all the collected memories? How can you tell who a person is just by their leftovers? How do you explain who they were? What parts were most important?
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"You let the cat just walk away with the pie?"
"I didn't know it liked pie. Or walked."
"It's an orange cat. They are literal agents of chaos. Of course it can walk if that's what the craziest possible option is at that moment in time. Especially if it'll help cause inconvenience"
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"I didn't know it liked pie. Or walked."
"It's an orange cat. They are literal agents of chaos. Of course it can walk if that's what the craziest possible option is at that moment in time. Especially if it'll help cause inconvenience"
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If the cat's chasing the pie,
It must be good.
Save me a slice!
Your 1st prompt is: "pie"
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It must be good.
Save me a slice!
Your 1st prompt is: "pie"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt!
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"You let the cat just walk away with the pie?"
"I didn't know it liked pie. Or walked."
"It's an orange cat. They are literal agents of chaos. Of course it can walk if that's what the craziest possible option is at that moment in time. Especially if it'll help cause inconvenience"
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"I didn't know it liked pie. Or walked."
"It's an orange cat. They are literal agents of chaos. Of course it can walk if that's what the craziest possible option is at that moment in time. Especially if it'll help cause inconvenience"
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Welcome to the 214th stuffing of #fastprompt with your hosts @jelaymon.bsky.social and @k----t.bsky.social! We figured that with the holiday coming up, we'd serve up a delicious helping of thanks for all of your support over the years! It's been a gobble of a time!
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Welcome to the 214th stuffing of #fastprompt with your hosts @jelaymon.bsky.social and @k----t.bsky.social! We figured that with the holiday coming up, we'd serve up a delicious helping of thanks for all of your support over the years! It's been a gobble of a time!
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“Don’t go,” he called. “Does it have to be you? Can’t someone else fight the restless spirits? You’re still wounded!”
She kissed his forehead. “I’m the only one with the Sight. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”
“I would,” he whispered, as the door shut behind her.
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She kissed his forehead. “I’m the only one with the Sight. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”
“I would,” he whispered, as the door shut behind her.
#FastPrompt 213
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Don’t go,” he called. “Does it have to be you? Can’t someone else fight the restless spirits? You’re still wounded!”
She kissed his forehead. “I’m the only one with the Sight. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”
“I would,” he whispered, as the door shut behind her.
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She kissed his forehead. “I’m the only one with the Sight. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”
“I would,” he whispered, as the door shut behind her.
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What a curious color, Lara thought, reaching out—and pulling back with a screech. Her hand bled green. The rose had…#bitten her?!
“Oh dear,” the witch cackled. “Best make your request quickly, before the poison takes hold and you sleep the year away.”
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“Oh dear,” the witch cackled. “Best make your request quickly, before the poison takes hold and you sleep the year away.”
#FastPrompt 213
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What a curious color, Lara thought, reaching out—and pulling back with a screech. Her hand bled green. The rose had…#bitten her?!
“Oh dear,” the witch cackled. “Best make your request quickly, before the poison takes hold and you sleep the year away.”
#FastPrompt 213
“Oh dear,” the witch cackled. “Best make your request quickly, before the poison takes hold and you sleep the year away.”
#FastPrompt 213
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“I must #save the princess!” the young hero proclaimed.
“Why d'you wanna save the person who ordered yer brother killed?” the goblin girl asked.
The party stared at her. The crown-sanctioned mage looked very nervous.
“…What did you say?”
“Oh dear. I didna realize it wuz a secret!”
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“Why d'you wanna save the person who ordered yer brother killed?” the goblin girl asked.
The party stared at her. The crown-sanctioned mage looked very nervous.
“…What did you say?”
“Oh dear. I didna realize it wuz a secret!”
#FastPrompt 213
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“I must #save the princess!” the young hero proclaimed.
“Why d'you wanna save the person who ordered yer brother killed?” the goblin girl asked.
The party stared at her. The crown-sanctioned mage looked very nervous.
“…What did you say?”
“Oh dear. I didna realize it wuz a secret!”
#FastPrompt 213
“Why d'you wanna save the person who ordered yer brother killed?” the goblin girl asked.
The party stared at her. The crown-sanctioned mage looked very nervous.
“…What did you say?”
“Oh dear. I didna realize it wuz a secret!”
#FastPrompt 213
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The forest boasted all manner of #predators, but the little girl wandered barefoot and carefree, a snake looped around her neck.
Witch-child, some hissed in the village.
And so, when plague struck, the rare herbs that cured came only to those who fed her…
#FastPrompt 213
Witch-child, some hissed in the village.
And so, when plague struck, the rare herbs that cured came only to those who fed her…
#FastPrompt 213
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The forest boasted all manner of #predators, but the little girl wandered barefoot and carefree, a snake looped around her neck.
Witch-child, some hissed in the village.
And so, when plague struck, the rare herbs that cured came only to those who fed her…
#FastPrompt 213
Witch-child, some hissed in the village.
And so, when plague struck, the rare herbs that cured came only to those who fed her…
#FastPrompt 213
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Before Emily could even sit down, her cousin upset the entire table—tea time was ruined, with a crash of china and an apoplectic Aunt Agnes.
Before the maid could drag Tara away, she grabbed Emily’s arm, hissing, “Don’t trust the #crocodiles. They poison the tea.”
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Before the maid could drag Tara away, she grabbed Emily’s arm, hissing, “Don’t trust the #crocodiles. They poison the tea.”
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November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Before Emily could even sit down, her cousin upset the entire table—tea time was ruined, with a crash of china and an apoplectic Aunt Agnes.
Before the maid could drag Tara away, she grabbed Emily’s arm, hissing, “Don’t trust the #crocodiles. They poison the tea.”
#FastPrompt 213
Before the maid could drag Tara away, she grabbed Emily’s arm, hissing, “Don’t trust the #crocodiles. They poison the tea.”
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Enough spice to raise the dead. Copious layers of the hottest sauces known to man. Have some more mouth searing, stomach melting entrees! Don't forget the gallon of milk!
Enough spice to raise the dead. Copious layers of the hottest sauces known to man. Have some more mouth searing, stomach melting entrees! Don't forget the gallon of milk!
a cartoon character with a flame coming out of her mouth surrounded by hot peppers
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November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Enough spice to raise the dead. Copious layers of the hottest sauces known to man. Have some more mouth searing, stomach melting entrees! Don't forget the gallon of milk!
Enough spice to raise the dead. Copious layers of the hottest sauces known to man. Have some more mouth searing, stomach melting entrees! Don't forget the gallon of milk!
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you don't want this
this daily fog
you don't want this
not feeling alive
you don't want this
left out
you don't want this
brain rot
you don't want this
reality skewed
you don't want this
whatever this is.
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this daily fog
you don't want this
not feeling alive
you don't want this
left out
you don't want this
brain rot
you don't want this
reality skewed
you don't want this
whatever this is.
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While filming in Zambia, Irwin & his crew came across two male hippos tangled in a battle for dominance. According to Unilad, Irwin turned to production & said, “Hey, I don’t want anything to do with this, guys!”
Your 5th prompt is: "don't"
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📸by Birger Strahl via Unsplash
Your 5th prompt is: "don't"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt
📸by Birger Strahl via Unsplash
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
you don't want this
this daily fog
you don't want this
not feeling alive
you don't want this
left out
you don't want this
brain rot
you don't want this
reality skewed
you don't want this
whatever this is.
#fastprompt 213:5
this daily fog
you don't want this
not feeling alive
you don't want this
left out
you don't want this
brain rot
you don't want this
reality skewed
you don't want this
whatever this is.
#fastprompt 213:5
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Whatever's in your head, whatever liar is whispering in your ear, no matter what they said that brought you here, you don't have to go in. The store will be there for other souls. But the liquor is not for you. You were denied it for a reason. Let it remain out of reach
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While filming in Zambia, Irwin & his crew came across two male hippos tangled in a battle for dominance. According to Unilad, Irwin turned to production & said, “Hey, I don’t want anything to do with this, guys!”
Your 5th prompt is: "don't"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt
📸by Birger Strahl via Unsplash
Your 5th prompt is: "don't"
Be sure to tag #fastprompt
📸by Birger Strahl via Unsplash
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Whatever's in your head, whatever liar is whispering in your ear, no matter what they said that brought you here, you don't have to go in. The store will be there for other souls. But the liquor is not for you. You were denied it for a reason. Let it remain out of reach
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Zombies everywhere. People too - but mostly the kind who ambush and leave you visibly bitten.
You have to hide from most people now, and the biters get your stuff ... unless you can get just grab one person in that group, 'cause they can't even bite fair, & bite back.
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You have to hide from most people now, and the biters get your stuff ... unless you can get just grab one person in that group, 'cause they can't even bite fair, & bite back.
#fastprompt #horror
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zombies everywhere. People too - but mostly the kind who ambush and leave you visibly bitten.
You have to hide from most people now, and the biters get your stuff ... unless you can get just grab one person in that group, 'cause they can't even bite fair, & bite back.
#fastprompt #horror
You have to hide from most people now, and the biters get your stuff ... unless you can get just grab one person in that group, 'cause they can't even bite fair, & bite back.
#fastprompt #horror
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the only thing
that has ever truly bitten me
are my own decisions
especially where it concerns men.
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that has ever truly bitten me
are my own decisions
especially where it concerns men.
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“I’ve worked with more dangerous snakes than anyone in the world and I’ve never been bitten. It’s a gift.”
Your 4th prompt is: "bitten"
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Your 4th prompt is: "bitten"
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November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the only thing
that has ever truly bitten me
are my own decisions
especially where it concerns men.
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that has ever truly bitten me
are my own decisions
especially where it concerns men.
#fastprompt 213:5