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Father Nathan Monk
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Dyslexic author. Former priest. Depressive humorist.

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Donald Trump has successfully brought the price of eggs down to nothing by ensuring that there are zero eggs on the shelf.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As an author, sometimes you put stuff in your work that is too absurd to ever be true. After today, I have officially freaked my own self out at how close to reality I got on some things.
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January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The worst part about being adhd is
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 AM
My Uber driver spent the first ten minutes talking about how RFK Jr was right about autism and then the next ten minutes about her favorite types of ice and that she picked me up because she drives thirty minutes to my side of town because it has the only gas station that makes ice correctly
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Let little Matty's jumping ship be a reminder that we still have power here. We can still resist, disrupt, and affect change. We are made up of picket lines and protests. Democracy isn’t just Election Day but every day after as we the people hold those in power to account.
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
@huffpost.bsky.social seems to have officially replaced Twitter with BlueSky in their articles when showing responses from the community like political commentary or celebrity statements. Fascinating.
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I wrote a little something that y’all might find helpful in discussions about the #petehegseth tattoo issue
No matter what Pete Hegseth says, his tattoos are anything but typical symbols of Christianity
In the months leading up to the presidential election, Trump frequently used the phrase “the enemy within” to describe those in opposition to his political ideologies.
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November 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Any of y’all got some attention span lying around that I could borrow? I’m plum out. I'm pretty sure I used the last of it during a fact-finding mission after recognizing an actor in a TV show and then reading 16 IMDB pages and 46 Wiki pages. I am now their official biographer.
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Man, this country can’t guess the winner right to save its ass
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Every far-right accusation is a confession “the enemy within”
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by Father Nathan Monk
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Me the day before the election: when this election is over, I’m taking a little break from writing about politics for a while.

Me the day after the election:
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I shared this on Facebook the day after the election. I’m fascinated to see how many more folks might see it on here vs there. Since most of you followed me over here from there, let me know in the comments if this is your first time seeing it or not. Also, read the essay.
This might not be the best thing I’ve ever written but it is one of the most defiant… for now
When I was much too young, I got engaged to a woman who never became my wife.
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November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My old ass whenever a new social pops up
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM