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FatSandra1

FatSandra1

@fatsandra.bsky.social

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Overweight, greedy, destroyer of carpets, loud, early morning riser, much loved, rescued Siamese & her mum/servant

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 13

Yogi is going to have to double TOOT in 3/4 time to make up for my broken TINGER 😾

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 3

🙀🙀🫣🫣

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

My mum struggles with the food bill , she always says it’s like I’m eating for two 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

Yeah course there is ! There’s the one who eats too much and demands very vocally to be treated like a princess ….. and then there’s me 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

The trick is to expose the maximum surface area to the heat source, whilst looking as ridiculous as possible 😂

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

I’m a rescue !! But I don’t think I need anymore milk & cake 😹😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

I know everything about diets, but my vet just laughs at me and says it’s not working 😹😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

I know and there’s absolutely no evidence anyway! I’ve deleted the photos & video and given feathers a good scrub with soap to remove the paw 🐾 prints

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

No I’m more a roast beef & chicken kinda girl and cheese is my favourite 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

Don’t like turkey anyway 😿

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

Wasn’t me it was the other Sandra ! 😾

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

I have been reliably informed by @nellydandyogi.bsky.social that he took a funny turn after inhaling too much turkey and that we simply laid him in the recovery position 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Mar 2

My sun puddle is proving to be a very awkward shape today 😾

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Feb 28

He never has and never will be welcome in Scotland, (Janey Godley we needed you right now) 😢🤦‍♀️ 🇺🇦

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Jan 9

Nope just nope 😾

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Jan 8

Yoga practice 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Jan 6

It’s a resounding “there’s no chance I’m going out there day”! 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Dec 18

I got a crispmouse rat 🐀! It’s so smelly mum decided I could have it early 😹😹🐀

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Dec 13

Svelte?? Really ??!! 😹😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Dec 13

Im channeling my inner beached whale 😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Dec 13

A day for pretending I’m a basking shark in the Caribbean 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Nov 24

What a day ! I haven’t stopped for a minutes rest 😹 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Nov 23

It’s the first time I’ve done it!! I was being annoyed deliberately ……it’s a win win for me, because mum called me (a rude word 🤣) so now I’m sulking and she won’t get round me without a considerable number of treats 😹😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Nov 23

You better 😾 I’ve only got 4 teeth but I know how to use them 😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · Nov 23

Nothing wrong with a touch of wind 💨💨😹😹😷