Fattig
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Woe has gotta be the worst thing to betide. Whenever someone mentions there’s betiding going on, I think to myself, “I hope the thing that’s being betid isn’t woe.”
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Woe has gotta be the worst thing to betide. Whenever someone mentions there’s betiding going on, I think to myself, “I hope the thing that’s being betid isn’t woe.”
OUT: between a rock and a hard place
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January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
OUT: between a rock and a hard place
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I’m glad Neil Diamond is having a cultural moment right now, but unfortunately I was exposed to Will Ferrell‘s impression of the man at a critical stage of my mental development and it takes up 100% of my Neil Diamond brain space.
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I’m glad Neil Diamond is having a cultural moment right now, but unfortunately I was exposed to Will Ferrell‘s impression of the man at a critical stage of my mental development and it takes up 100% of my Neil Diamond brain space.
Another photo from my hike the other day. The geology in this area is volcanic, so you get some unique rock formations.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Another photo from my hike the other day. The geology in this area is volcanic, so you get some unique rock formations.
The obfuscations of the wicked cannot deter a determined truth seeker. Such impediments serve only to make the inevitable attainment all the sweeter.
You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The obfuscations of the wicked cannot deter a determined truth seeker. Such impediments serve only to make the inevitable attainment all the sweeter.
Hiked through where the Pickett fire burned last year. From a distance, it looks like a lot of the shrubs died, but up close you can see that the root systems survived, as evidenced by this new growth.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Hiked through where the Pickett fire burned last year. From a distance, it looks like a lot of the shrubs died, but up close you can see that the root systems survived, as evidenced by this new growth.
Fortified wine does NOT have vitamins in it. I’m just now learning this.
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Fortified wine does NOT have vitamins in it. I’m just now learning this.
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Oh, you're Mork from Ork? Well, I'm Mirth from Earth
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Oh, you're Mork from Ork? Well, I'm Mirth from Earth
Once in a blue moon some guy in Ireland typoes his email address in some web form and I get his notifications. Anyway, Seamus, your credit card reader is en route to the Chinese restaurant I’m guessing you work at.
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Once in a blue moon some guy in Ireland typoes his email address in some web form and I get his notifications. Anyway, Seamus, your credit card reader is en route to the Chinese restaurant I’m guessing you work at.
Every bible is a holy bible. But I think they should make some extra holy, or mild flavor.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Every bible is a holy bible. But I think they should make some extra holy, or mild flavor.
Before the kool aid man, people were just as capable of running through walls, but it was seen as gauche. But when he started doing it, the taboo faded.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Before the kool aid man, people were just as capable of running through walls, but it was seen as gauche. But when he started doing it, the taboo faded.
I used to get so frustrated during the Bone Temple that I would skip it entirely with the upside-down horse glitch. But when I replayed that part a few years ago on an N64 emulator, it wasn’t as bad as I remembered.
I love that we’re starting to get an influx of zero-context posts that say “I liked the bone temple” “the bone temple is good” etc
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I used to get so frustrated during the Bone Temple that I would skip it entirely with the upside-down horse glitch. But when I replayed that part a few years ago on an N64 emulator, it wasn’t as bad as I remembered.
You can put your own pills in a wad of peanut butter like you’d do for a dog. Nothing’s stopping you.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You can put your own pills in a wad of peanut butter like you’d do for a dog. Nothing’s stopping you.
If you voted against all this in ‘24 I appreciate you.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If you voted against all this in ‘24 I appreciate you.
Long Dam Trail? I’ll say it is! Heyoooo
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Long Dam Trail? I’ll say it is! Heyoooo
Hosting the New Year’s Eve show must surely be a high water mark for Ryan Seacrest.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Hosting the New Year’s Eve show must surely be a high water mark for Ryan Seacrest.
My one hope for 2026 is that I can get an apartment.
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My one hope for 2026 is that I can get an apartment.
Literally used up the last of the thyme on New Year’s Eve, smdh
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Literally used up the last of the thyme on New Year’s Eve, smdh
My New Year’s resolution? 4K! #lol #JustForLaughs
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My New Year’s resolution? 4K! #lol #JustForLaughs
Christmas has the Christ child, New Year’s Eve has baby new year. The rest of the holidays need babies. Arbor Day baby. La bébé de Bastille Day.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Christmas has the Christ child, New Year’s Eve has baby new year. The rest of the holidays need babies. Arbor Day baby. La bébé de Bastille Day.
Please invest in my new startup, Bombadil. We arrange picnics for corporate team building events with mandatory karaoke and poetry readings, but we don’t tell people about that part upfront.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Please invest in my new startup, Bombadil. We arrange picnics for corporate team building events with mandatory karaoke and poetry readings, but we don’t tell people about that part upfront.
2026 is actually a very special year numerically, because 2 + 0 + 2 + 6 = 10! Big wow!
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
2026 is actually a very special year numerically, because 2 + 0 + 2 + 6 = 10! Big wow!
“Mary did you know?
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Mary did you know?
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?”🎶
No. Why would I know that? Get the hell out of my manger.
Santa lives in the realm of the mythical, so when he sets foot in an ordinary house, there’s a descent-into-hell quality to the whole affair—especially since he enters via the chimney, a place of fire and soot. And he does this a million times in one night. He’s speedrunning katabasis.
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Santa lives in the realm of the mythical, so when he sets foot in an ordinary house, there’s a descent-into-hell quality to the whole affair—especially since he enters via the chimney, a place of fire and soot. And he does this a million times in one night. He’s speedrunning katabasis.