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Disney unveiled new “67” merch!
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Disney unveiled new “67” merch!
Super Stretch Taxi to replace the Super Stretch Limo
- The coaster train of “Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets” has been revealed to be a taxi driven by Kermit the Frog.
- The coaster train of “Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets” has been revealed to be a taxi driven by Kermit the Frog.
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Super Stretch Taxi to replace the Super Stretch Limo
- The coaster train of “Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets” has been revealed to be a taxi driven by Kermit the Frog.
- The coaster train of “Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets” has been revealed to be a taxi driven by Kermit the Frog.
Want your home to be more like Universal Studios Hollywood?
- Introducing, Universal Tree Wallpaper.
It’s the perfect blend of nature and industrial design.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social on X
- Introducing, Universal Tree Wallpaper.
It’s the perfect blend of nature and industrial design.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social on X
October 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Want your home to be more like Universal Studios Hollywood?
- Introducing, Universal Tree Wallpaper.
It’s the perfect blend of nature and industrial design.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social on X
- Introducing, Universal Tree Wallpaper.
It’s the perfect blend of nature and industrial design.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social on X
Migratory cranes from Asia and Central America have gathered at Disney’s Animal Kingdom for mating season
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📷 @blogmickey.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Migratory cranes from Asia and Central America have gathered at Disney’s Animal Kingdom for mating season
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📷 @blogmickey.com
New Billboard Erected on Expedition Everest
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
New Billboard Erected on Expedition Everest
Disney Announces Yeti Repair During Upcoming Retheme
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Disney Announces Yeti Repair During Upcoming Retheme
River Of Tears
- Guests gathered to protest the destruction of the Rivers of America during a day-long vidual. The collective weeping by the mourners partially refilled the former attraction. Unfortunately, the salt in their tears killed any remaining wildlife.
📷 @blogmickey.com
- Guests gathered to protest the destruction of the Rivers of America during a day-long vidual. The collective weeping by the mourners partially refilled the former attraction. Unfortunately, the salt in their tears killed any remaining wildlife.
📷 @blogmickey.com
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
River Of Tears
- Guests gathered to protest the destruction of the Rivers of America during a day-long vidual. The collective weeping by the mourners partially refilled the former attraction. Unfortunately, the salt in their tears killed any remaining wildlife.
📷 @blogmickey.com
- Guests gathered to protest the destruction of the Rivers of America during a day-long vidual. The collective weeping by the mourners partially refilled the former attraction. Unfortunately, the salt in their tears killed any remaining wildlife.
📷 @blogmickey.com
Lightning strikes Cinderella Castle on 9/5
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📹 @scottgustin.com X account
September 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lightning strikes Cinderella Castle on 9/5
📹 @scottgustin.com X account
📹 @scottgustin.com X account
“Apparently there is a Vekoma boomerang at Epic”
- @Jake_Coasters on X
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- @Jake_Coasters on X
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September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Apparently there is a Vekoma boomerang at Epic”
- @Jake_Coasters on X
Link in comments
- @Jake_Coasters on X
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Disney Removes ‘The Boneyard’ From Map
September 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Disney Removes ‘The Boneyard’ From Map
Disney’s Iconic Attraction Renamed to “MTV’s Carousel of Progress - The 80’s”
- An animatic of the opening scene showing the new animatronic of Walt Disney was released at #DestinationD23 🔊 🎼
- An animatic of the opening scene showing the new animatronic of Walt Disney was released at #DestinationD23 🔊 🎼
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Disney’s Iconic Attraction Renamed to “MTV’s Carousel of Progress - The 80’s”
- An animatic of the opening scene showing the new animatronic of Walt Disney was released at #DestinationD23 🔊 🎼
- An animatic of the opening scene showing the new animatronic of Walt Disney was released at #DestinationD23 🔊 🎼
Universal Studios Hollywood Opens New “Journey To The Center Of The Earth” Walkthrough Exhibit
August 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Universal Studios Hollywood Opens New “Journey To The Center Of The Earth” Walkthrough Exhibit
Taylor Swift To Be Wed On Private Island Bearing Her Initials (TS)
- Yes, Disney will refill the Rivers of America in Magic Kingdom so Tom Sawyer Island can be an island again.
🚁📷 @bioreconstruct.bsky.social
- Yes, Disney will refill the Rivers of America in Magic Kingdom so Tom Sawyer Island can be an island again.
🚁📷 @bioreconstruct.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Taylor Swift To Be Wed On Private Island Bearing Her Initials (TS)
- Yes, Disney will refill the Rivers of America in Magic Kingdom so Tom Sawyer Island can be an island again.
🚁📷 @bioreconstruct.bsky.social
- Yes, Disney will refill the Rivers of America in Magic Kingdom so Tom Sawyer Island can be an island again.
🚁📷 @bioreconstruct.bsky.social
Figment Sent Packing
- Disney is evicting Figment from the Imagination Pavilion in EPCOT. Disney commented, “Figment’s constant need to create ‘one little spark’ was an insurance liability.”
- Guests can celebrate or morn the removal by taking pictures with Figment’s suitcase.
- Disney is evicting Figment from the Imagination Pavilion in EPCOT. Disney commented, “Figment’s constant need to create ‘one little spark’ was an insurance liability.”
- Guests can celebrate or morn the removal by taking pictures with Figment’s suitcase.
Epcot guests can pose with Figment's briefcase as a PhotoPass prop during the Epcot International Food & Wine Festival.
We got a first look yesterday during a media event. The festival runs Aug. 28 - Nov. 22.
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We got a first look yesterday during a media event. The festival runs Aug. 28 - Nov. 22.
More Disney World news: buff.ly/OAhDEio
August 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Figment Sent Packing
- Disney is evicting Figment from the Imagination Pavilion in EPCOT. Disney commented, “Figment’s constant need to create ‘one little spark’ was an insurance liability.”
- Guests can celebrate or morn the removal by taking pictures with Figment’s suitcase.
- Disney is evicting Figment from the Imagination Pavilion in EPCOT. Disney commented, “Figment’s constant need to create ‘one little spark’ was an insurance liability.”
- Guests can celebrate or morn the removal by taking pictures with Figment’s suitcase.
Winner! Winner! Pirate Parrot Dinner!
@scottwalker.bsky.social
@scottwalker.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Winner! Winner! Pirate Parrot Dinner!
@scottwalker.bsky.social
@scottwalker.bsky.social
Disney Selling 6 Million Gallons of “Limited Edition” Rivers of America Water to Fund Cars Land Expansion
- Purchases may be made on eBay, Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace.
- Purchases may be made on eBay, Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace.
August 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Disney Selling 6 Million Gallons of “Limited Edition” Rivers of America Water to Fund Cars Land Expansion
- Purchases may be made on eBay, Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace.
- Purchases may be made on eBay, Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace.
Nestlé and Bolliger & Mabillard to Sponsor a New Swiss Pavilion at EPCOT
- B&M will showcase a groundbreaking bobsled coaster which will curve its way through the Matterhorn and culminate in a “splash down” over a lake of Nestlé chocolate.
🛷🎢💦🍫
🎨 @boss_angeles on X
- B&M will showcase a groundbreaking bobsled coaster which will curve its way through the Matterhorn and culminate in a “splash down” over a lake of Nestlé chocolate.
🛷🎢💦🍫
🎨 @boss_angeles on X
August 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nestlé and Bolliger & Mabillard to Sponsor a New Swiss Pavilion at EPCOT
- B&M will showcase a groundbreaking bobsled coaster which will curve its way through the Matterhorn and culminate in a “splash down” over a lake of Nestlé chocolate.
🛷🎢💦🍫
🎨 @boss_angeles on X
- B&M will showcase a groundbreaking bobsled coaster which will curve its way through the Matterhorn and culminate in a “splash down” over a lake of Nestlé chocolate.
🛷🎢💦🍫
🎨 @boss_angeles on X
The Liberty Belle was a monorail
📷 @DrewDisneyDude on X
📷 @DrewDisneyDude on X
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Liberty Belle was a monorail
📷 @DrewDisneyDude on X
📷 @DrewDisneyDude on X
Proof: Halloween Horror Unleashed Coming to Universal Kids Resort
This auger's got teeth! Photo taken outside Universal Kids Resort.
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Proof: Halloween Horror Unleashed Coming to Universal Kids Resort
“Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift” to be rethemed to “Weasley Family Flying Cars” to rectify sight line issues.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift” to be rethemed to “Weasley Family Flying Cars” to rectify sight line issues.
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social
📷 @highuniversal.bsky.social
Graffiti Artist Blatantly Tags Warehouse in Daylight at Universal Studios Hollywood
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August 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Graffiti Artist Blatantly Tags Warehouse in Daylight at Universal Studios Hollywood
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“The Lion King” Falls as “Up” Rises
- Up’s Paradise Falls will be replacing The Lion King as the theme of the upcoming flume ride at Disney Adventure World in Paris. Balloons hovering over the worksite confirm the change in theming.
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- Up’s Paradise Falls will be replacing The Lion King as the theme of the upcoming flume ride at Disney Adventure World in Paris. Balloons hovering over the worksite confirm the change in theming.
🎈
🏠
Faux Park News
📷 @pixiedustbe.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“The Lion King” Falls as “Up” Rises
- Up’s Paradise Falls will be replacing The Lion King as the theme of the upcoming flume ride at Disney Adventure World in Paris. Balloons hovering over the worksite confirm the change in theming.
🎈
🏠
Faux Park News
📷 @pixiedustbe.bsky.social
- Up’s Paradise Falls will be replacing The Lion King as the theme of the upcoming flume ride at Disney Adventure World in Paris. Balloons hovering over the worksite confirm the change in theming.
🎈
🏠
Faux Park News
📷 @pixiedustbe.bsky.social
Confirmed:
Universal Orlando’s Iconic Globe is Spun by Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon
Universal Orlando’s Iconic Globe is Spun by Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon
August 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Confirmed:
Universal Orlando’s Iconic Globe is Spun by Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon
Universal Orlando’s Iconic Globe is Spun by Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon