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Faye

@fayeokay.bsky.social

350 followers 140 following 2.2K posts

i look hot, feel cold, and play fighting games. she/her 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · Aug 14

!! reminder that my eyes are just like that !!

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 2h

how it feels when i don't wear a bra

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 2h

my back pain has me like
[car park milkshake voice] heeeeeeeeeeeelp

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wingupingu #LIUKANGGANG @wingupingu.bsky.social · 8d

"dont worry about tiers just pick whoever looks cool to you" okay well the coolest characters are zero dante and vergil

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 5h

excited for NORMAL ABOUT ELBOWS in the future

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 5h

bad news, if you follow me here you are now on the "rub faye's back" rota until whatever the fuck pulled muscle that's going on is solved.

you can sort out amongst yourselves who'll come over when but turn around time has gotta be fast on this, i hurt right now.

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 10h

pulled an entirely different muscle in my back and now i can barely move wtf did i do to deserve this i swear my posture is not that bad

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 1d

[in agony] excellent fictional writing,

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d

What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?

You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin.
"I do like the finish...
She still runs well?"
He gestures to my exposed thighs,
Inviting a test drive.
At the touch of your long fingers
I let out a gay little moan.
"See?
Purrs like a kitten."

You're coming around.
You could use a tall blonde around for a little while.
Who couldn't?
"What kind of maintenance will she need?"
"A text once or twice a month...
It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her.
You're looking at bare minimum.
She's basically a houseplant."

"And when I'm done with her?"
The dealer looks apologetic.
"We don't do returns.
But resale should be no problem.
That's the great thing about used girls.
There's always someone else
Who wants to use them."

"I'll take her," you say,
Not bothering to take my hand
As I step off the platform.
I could hear it all, of course.
But I smile anyway.
I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot
And I got picked again.

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 1d

playing against faust with 100 meter

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 1d

roughly where i am with it. the pranks crack me up, huge fan. la maluna ass game

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 1d

retweets are empty calories. i need real food again (posting "girl who uses 'sucks dick' to mean something is good")

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 2d

casting cura on my friends would fix me

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 2d

i’ve been so sore for 4 weeks but i think i’m almost back to normal.

i feel the poison starting to pool in my brain again so posting will resume as necessary

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RRC | JUNK LION @junklion.bsky.social · 2d

Come sign up for this Saturday!

RRC | JUNK LION @junklion.bsky.social · 4d

Rookie Roman Cancel returns this Saturday at 8pm CEST! RRC is our beginner/intermediate bracket for xrd players with less than 150ms to Germany. Sign up here!

challonge.com/RookieRC26

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Thwack @tartnsfw.bsky.social · 2d

🦇Morrigan🦇

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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Selkie @galacticselkie.bsky.social · Oct 17

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 4d

no it's just coinflips

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 4d

thanks everyone who's excited for me getting lucky,

Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 4d

hit 10 heads in unfair flips

50% odds, second run, 772 flips, 55 minutes total play time

this shit eeeeeasy

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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 4d

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 4d

playing mh wilds helps me stay mentally ill enough to maintain a calorie deficit

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DopeLenny ‼(commissions OPEN 0/2)‼ @dopelenny.bsky.social · 4d

Used to have a tradition where I would draw Morrigan Darkstalkers every October, though I've missed the past few years.

Was thinking if I could muster up the drive I'd do it again, but I'd want her to be doing something cool like using her jet thrusters or her Finishing Shower super art...🤔

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🎴 高 | koh 🎴 @koh.money · 5d

pat said he sometimes regrets teaching me fighting games

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Faye @fayeokay.bsky.social · 4d

nothing mid about it!