Operation Big Cheddar is coming along swimmingly.

First assignment: codenames. Greg lives for this sh*t. But big guy was strangely insistent that HE pick the names (he sure is bossy)

So far, in no particular order we have:

Worm
Forehead
Brown guy (flagged)
Gabby (flagged...dammit)
And Borg

Hey guys, Gary fell asleep during the mission last week. He totally forgot to steal the election. Our bad.

We will be conducting a full investigation (we will find nothing).

Have a good one. Or don't. We don't care.

до свидания

We out here investigatin' sh*t.