Matthew McQuilkin
@fcakenterprises.bsky.social
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Anyone with a thing for juicy family drama need look no further.
SENTIMENTAL VALUE — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: A- Acting: A Writing: A- Cinematography: A- Editing: A- Anyone with a thing for juicy family dramas should look no further than Sentimental Value , Norwegian...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Anyone with a thing for juicy family drama need look no further.
It's endlessly amazing how "surprised" President Fuckwit's most earnest defenders are when he inevitably fucks them over. Why does *anyone* think they will be the only person he'll treat with dignity and respect?
Marjorie Taylor Greene to quit Congress after Trump feud
Her feud with the president erupted amid her relentless calls to release files related to paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's endlessly amazing how "surprised" President Fuckwit's most earnest defenders are when he inevitably fucks them over. Why does *anyone* think they will be the only person he'll treat with dignity and respect?
What a lovely movie, both mournful and beautiful.
TRAIN DREAMS — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: A- Acting: B+ Writing: A- Cinematography: A Editing: A- Who knew that Train Dreams had such a connection to Spokane, Washington—the city where I grew up? Se...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What a lovely movie, both mournful and beautiful.
Having a dream about how being constipated is holding up the departure for a family vacation is ... not my favorite.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Having a dream about how being constipated is holding up the departure for a family vacation is ... not my favorite.
🎶 Because I saw this, I haven't changed ... at all
WICKED: FOR GOOD — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: B Acting: B+ Writing: B- Cinematography: B+ Editing: B Special Effects: B Music: B- I think I made the right decision not rewatching last year’s Wicked:...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
🎶 Because I saw this, I haven't changed ... at all
You know how ancient Romans had hot young servants hand feeding them grapes? I want that, but with shredded cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You know how ancient Romans had hot young servants hand feeding them grapes? I want that, but with shredded cheese.
We're watching season 2 of The Sandman on Netflix, and Tom Sturridge's vocal delivery as the title character is so deliciously sultry, I want to wrap myself up in it, and wear it like a ... loincloth.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We're watching season 2 of The Sandman on Netflix, and Tom Sturridge's vocal delivery as the title character is so deliciously sultry, I want to wrap myself up in it, and wear it like a ... loincloth.
New batch of band name ideas!
Lucifart
Dirty Confections
TLDR
Impunity
Emotional Carnage
Pluviophiliacs
Weaponized Incompetence
DTF
The Paunch Bunch
Emotional Black Mailmen
Lucifart
Dirty Confections
TLDR
Impunity
Emotional Carnage
Pluviophiliacs
Weaponized Incompetence
DTF
The Paunch Bunch
Emotional Black Mailmen
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
New batch of band name ideas!
Lucifart
Dirty Confections
TLDR
Impunity
Emotional Carnage
Pluviophiliacs
Weaponized Incompetence
DTF
The Paunch Bunch
Emotional Black Mailmen
Lucifart
Dirty Confections
TLDR
Impunity
Emotional Carnage
Pluviophiliacs
Weaponized Incompetence
DTF
The Paunch Bunch
Emotional Black Mailmen
It's one of the worst movies of the year!
THE RUNNING MAN — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: C Acting: C Writing: D+ Cinematography: B Editing: C+ Special Effects: B- Edgar Wright has directed and co-written so many delightful movies— Shaun of the D...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's one of the worst movies of the year!
So Katie Wilson will be Seattle's next mayor, having won by the slimmest of margin, barely outside the threshold for a state-mandated recount.
Election 2025 — Day 7: A Capitol Hill renter will be the next mayor of Seattle
Seattle will have a Capitol Hill renter as its next mayor. Wednesday’s seventh day of ballot counts by King County Elections has added another 630 votes to Katie Wilson’s lead pushing h…
www.capitolhillseattle.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So Katie Wilson will be Seattle's next mayor, having won by the slimmest of margin, barely outside the threshold for a state-mandated recount.
IM from my boss today, who only works in-office 1-2 times a week:
"I love sitting by you because I get to hear a lot of 'are you fucking kidding me' and 'jesus christs' all day long lol"
"I love sitting by you because I get to hear a lot of 'are you fucking kidding me' and 'jesus christs' all day long lol"
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
IM from my boss today, who only works in-office 1-2 times a week:
"I love sitting by you because I get to hear a lot of 'are you fucking kidding me' and 'jesus christs' all day long lol"
"I love sitting by you because I get to hear a lot of 'are you fucking kidding me' and 'jesus christs' all day long lol"
Jacob Elordi is way too hot to be Frankenstein’s monster. Even made up to be a walking body of reanimated flesh, he’s eminently fuckable. I don’t want to want to fuck Frankenstein’s monster! Yuck!
FRANKENSTEIN — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: B- Acting: B Writing: B Cinematography: B Editing: B- Special Effects: C- We need to start by discussing how terribly miscast Jacob Elordi is as “The Creatu...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Jacob Elordi is way too hot to be Frankenstein’s monster. Even made up to be a walking body of reanimated flesh, he’s eminently fuckable. I don’t want to want to fuck Frankenstein’s monster! Yuck!
It's a different sort of Predator movie . . . but not *that* different a sci-fi action movie.
PREDATOR: BADLANDS — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: B Acting: B+ Writing: B Cinematography: B+ Editing: B Special Effects: B I would not likely have had much interest in Predator: Badlands based on its own ...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's a different sort of Predator movie . . . but not *that* different a sci-fi action movie.
A beautiful day in November is not something Seattleites take for granted.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A beautiful day in November is not something Seattleites take for granted.
It'll stick with you. But you won't necessarily know why.
DIE MY LOVE — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: B Acting: A- Writing: B Cinematography: A- Editing: B Die My Love is very much in conversation with If Had Legs I’d Kick You . The key difference is that...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It'll stick with you. But you won't necessarily know why.
November weekend Happy Hour! Great drinks, great food, great ambiance! (@ The Wash Seattle)
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November weekend Happy Hour! Great drinks, great food, great ambiance! (@ The Wash Seattle)
First-Thursday Art Walk, Pioneer Square, Dogs and Cats Exhibition
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
First-Thursday Art Walk, Pioneer Square, Dogs and Cats Exhibition
Night Lights
(@ downtown Seattle)
(@ downtown Seattle)
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Night Lights
(@ downtown Seattle)
(@ downtown Seattle)
Behold, my favorite headline this week.
And my favorite line in the piece: "The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as 'point-blank range' was not an attempt to cause injury."
And my favorite line in the piece: "The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as 'point-blank range' was not an attempt to cause injury."
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Behold, my favorite headline this week.
And my favorite line in the piece: "The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as 'point-blank range' was not an attempt to cause injury."
And my favorite line in the piece: "The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as 'point-blank range' was not an attempt to cause injury."
Restaurant reviews almost never interest me, but this one was particularly fascinating, for numerous reasons. Canlis has long been regarded as "Seattle's most important restaurant" (as this review puts it), not to mention its most expensive.
Review: Why our critic no longer recommends Seattle’s famous Canlis
With a new chef and a change in ownership, Seattle’s most important restaurant turns 75 this year — here’s our critic’s review.
www.seattletimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Restaurant reviews almost never interest me, but this one was particularly fascinating, for numerous reasons. Canlis has long been regarded as "Seattle's most important restaurant" (as this review puts it), not to mention its most expensive.
🎶 Ding Dong! the merry-oh
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know
The Wicked Dick is dead!
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know
The Wicked Dick is dead!
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
🎶 Ding Dong! the merry-oh
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know
The Wicked Dick is dead!
Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know
The Wicked Dick is dead!
Well—the quality of this impressive film is clearly no accident.
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: A- Acting: B+ Writing: A Cinematography: B Editing: A I wonder if I’m over here on Weirdo Island, thinking about Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho while watching Ja...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well—the quality of this impressive film is clearly no accident.
Happy Hour at Lost Lake Cafe—incredible prices! I had three $5 margaritas and all were delicious! (@ Lost Lake Cafe(
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy Hour at Lost Lake Cafe—incredible prices! I had three $5 margaritas and all were delicious! (@ Lost Lake Cafe(
Your mileage may vary, but I kind of ran with it.
BUGONIA — Fruitcake Enterprises
Directing: B+ Acting: A- Writing: B Cinematography: B+ Editing: A- If director Yorgos Lanthimos can be counted on anything, it’s that he’ll make a film with something in...
www.fruitcakeenterprises.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Your mileage may vary, but I kind of ran with it.
Día de Muertos Festival 2025
(Armory Building, Seattle Center)
(Armory Building, Seattle Center)
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Día de Muertos Festival 2025
(Armory Building, Seattle Center)
(Armory Building, Seattle Center)