Francis Theodore Catte
@fcatte.bsky.social
Unstuck from time; divorced from the ticking of the clock. An entity fueled by empathy for the hopeless & spite for the wicked.
https://tacobelllabs.net/@fcatte
https://cohost.org/franktcatte - rest in peace eggbug
https://tacobelllabs.net/@fcatte
https://cohost.org/franktcatte - rest in peace eggbug
Pinned
"I AM THE RESVRRECTION"
Kodak Gold 200
Kodak No.2 Folding Cartridge Hawk-Eye
Oakwood Cemetery
October 15, 2022
Kodak Gold 200
Kodak No.2 Folding Cartridge Hawk-Eye
Oakwood Cemetery
October 15, 2022
refusing to stare into the ark of the covenant, and instead fishing the depths for a 1930's paper towel, wax paper, and aluminum foil dispenser.
February 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
refusing to stare into the ark of the covenant, and instead fishing the depths for a 1930's paper towel, wax paper, and aluminum foil dispenser.
scene resurgence as a fashion style is a latent societal warning mechanism for terrible times ahead
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
scene resurgence as a fashion style is a latent societal warning mechanism for terrible times ahead
could someone hit the e-stop on the lathe of heaven? thanks.
February 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
could someone hit the e-stop on the lathe of heaven? thanks.
wearing compression gloves & petting cats are incompatible activities
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
wearing compression gloves & petting cats are incompatible activities
since we're likely not going to get completely private account features any time soon, when the fuck are the chucklefuck bsky devs going to at least add a way to opt yourself out of custom feeds & starter packs?
January 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
since we're likely not going to get completely private account features any time soon, when the fuck are the chucklefuck bsky devs going to at least add a way to opt yourself out of custom feeds & starter packs?
load-bearing dark humor
January 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
load-bearing dark humor
did I hear something about a butlerian jihad
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
did I hear something about a butlerian jihad
Lucille Bluth voice: how could a cup of coffee cost anyway, thirty five dollars?
January 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lucille Bluth voice: how could a cup of coffee cost anyway, thirty five dollars?
it's all fun & games until you have to break out the wallpaper scorer & the steam wand
January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it's all fun & games until you have to break out the wallpaper scorer & the steam wand
filling up my extracurricular course requirements in college with history classes primed me with the ability to feel absolutely fucking insane while trying to explain the russian revolution to the average person later in life
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
filling up my extracurricular course requirements in college with history classes primed me with the ability to feel absolutely fucking insane while trying to explain the russian revolution to the average person later in life
boy it might be time to Log The Fuck Off for four years again
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
boy it might be time to Log The Fuck Off for four years again
who will win: the compression gloves relieving my arthritic knuckle pain OR my brain getting overstimulated by the compression gloves constantly squeezing my hands
January 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
who will win: the compression gloves relieving my arthritic knuckle pain OR my brain getting overstimulated by the compression gloves constantly squeezing my hands
it's days like today that I get to thinking about paying someone to fill the 6x6" by 14' long uninsulated void under the east wall of the laundry room addition.
January 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it's days like today that I get to thinking about paying someone to fill the 6x6" by 14' long uninsulated void under the east wall of the laundry room addition.
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for glory and for spite
you gotta live through the whole thing
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
for glory and for spite
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Grimes is the first person to have her brain fully destroyed by garage band
January 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Grimes is the first person to have her brain fully destroyed by garage band
a swagged amber hobnail hurricane lamp would fix me
January 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
a swagged amber hobnail hurricane lamp would fix me
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realizing in horror that the taxpayer building never died, it just mutated into a sea of self storage units.
January 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
realizing in horror that the taxpayer building never died, it just mutated into a sea of self storage units.
tfw the 1908 patent Wirt Dim-A-Light doesn't fit inside a 1920's reeded glass lamp shade
January 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
tfw the 1908 patent Wirt Dim-A-Light doesn't fit inside a 1920's reeded glass lamp shade
the joy in finally ripping down the awful, moth eaten 1990's coral patterned drapery in your dining room
January 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the joy in finally ripping down the awful, moth eaten 1990's coral patterned drapery in your dining room
modernity seems to me to be the state of living in perpetual mourning
January 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
modernity seems to me to be the state of living in perpetual mourning
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
imagine the concious decision to miss the forest for the trees
January 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
imagine the concious decision to miss the forest for the trees