FiJ
@feeflefifski.bsky.social
Gimme little bass, let me wind up mi waist
In a room with two people who will both turn 87 this year. They're currently describing someone who's 90 or 91 yo as "old" and "very elderly".
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
In a room with two people who will both turn 87 this year. They're currently describing someone who's 90 or 91 yo as "old" and "very elderly".
Shout out to the twat who rang my doorbell at 1.30am "by mistake"
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Shout out to the twat who rang my doorbell at 1.30am "by mistake"
First "Nivea moustache" of the year applied!
#ChappedLips
#ChappedLips
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
First "Nivea moustache" of the year applied!
#ChappedLips
#ChappedLips
What's the rhyme for when you see **12** magpies?
(All living their best lives, menacing the stupid bloody parakeets in our garden.)
(All living their best lives, menacing the stupid bloody parakeets in our garden.)
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
What's the rhyme for when you see **12** magpies?
(All living their best lives, menacing the stupid bloody parakeets in our garden.)
(All living their best lives, menacing the stupid bloody parakeets in our garden.)
In a highly unusual move, I went out to a party on NYE and stayed overnight with the hosts. Think we went to bed about 3.30am. Despite a 2-hr nap y'day pm and 10 hours' kip overnight, not sure I'll manage to regain enough stamina to go out again much before NYE 2026. #Knackered
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
In a highly unusual move, I went out to a party on NYE and stayed overnight with the hosts. Think we went to bed about 3.30am. Despite a 2-hr nap y'day pm and 10 hours' kip overnight, not sure I'll manage to regain enough stamina to go out again much before NYE 2026. #Knackered
Sourdough toast with a healthy sprinkle of tabasco, baked beans, loads of black pepper: #BrunchOfChampions
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Sourdough toast with a healthy sprinkle of tabasco, baked beans, loads of black pepper: #BrunchOfChampions
Happy New Year to all you lovely people in my phone :)
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Happy New Year to all you lovely people in my phone :)
Loving this guy's court outfit
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Loving this guy's court outfit
Quick, rush to this dodgy site to buy your Fingermall Grinder!
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Quick, rush to this dodgy site to buy your Fingermall Grinder!
Hey @namcitsale.bsky.social: we're watching Force 10 from Navarone, which was a school Film Club film :)
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey @namcitsale.bsky.social: we're watching Force 10 from Navarone, which was a school Film Club film :)
We just had our Christmas dinner: bacon rolls.
Totally lush :)
Totally lush :)
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We just had our Christmas dinner: bacon rolls.
Totally lush :)
Totally lush :)
Merry Christmas, you lovely lot xx
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Merry Christmas, you lovely lot xx
Quick - rush to ITV4 where there's a rare broadcast of little-known arthouse film, Hot Fuzz!
December 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Quick - rush to ITV4 where there's a rare broadcast of little-known arthouse film, Hot Fuzz!
Quick - rush to ITV4 where there's a rare broadcast of little-known arthouse film, Shaun of the Dead!
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Quick - rush to ITV4 where there's a rare broadcast of little-known arthouse film, Shaun of the Dead!
A hoarding artwork near London Bridge ...
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A hoarding artwork near London Bridge ...
Always good to find yourself dreaming an alternative, more unpleasant version of Angelheart, incl. the baby you're looking after turning into the clockwork owl from Clash of the Titans.
Bloody hell.
Anyway, good morning!
Bloody hell.
Anyway, good morning!
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Always good to find yourself dreaming an alternative, more unpleasant version of Angelheart, incl. the baby you're looking after turning into the clockwork owl from Clash of the Titans.
Bloody hell.
Anyway, good morning!
Bloody hell.
Anyway, good morning!
Kojak just had his crush swiped from under his nose by a bloke who looks like Bernie Winters!
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Kojak just had his crush swiped from under his nose by a bloke who looks like Bernie Winters!
Someone I know posts a photo of her evening meal every day and I really wish she didn't
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someone I know posts a photo of her evening meal every day and I really wish she didn't
"Lieutenant, I don't mind you shouting at her, just don't raise your voice!"
This episode of Kojak, with Shelley Winters as the special guest star, is a cracker.
This episode of Kojak, with Shelley Winters as the special guest star, is a cracker.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"Lieutenant, I don't mind you shouting at her, just don't raise your voice!"
This episode of Kojak, with Shelley Winters as the special guest star, is a cracker.
This episode of Kojak, with Shelley Winters as the special guest star, is a cracker.
It's quite likely that I'm wearing too many clothes
#NotAsColdOutAsItLooked
#NotAsColdOutAsItLooked
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's quite likely that I'm wearing too many clothes
#NotAsColdOutAsItLooked
#NotAsColdOutAsItLooked
No, YOU just boogied around your flat to Funky Cold Medina!
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
No, YOU just boogied around your flat to Funky Cold Medina!