Tripod Daddy
@feloniousgreg.bsky.social
Error 413 - I don't exist, and that's okay.
Time for a not-so-regularly-scheduled update!
The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night.
But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD
The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night.
But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD
June 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Time for a not-so-regularly-scheduled update!
The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night.
But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD
The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night.
But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD
Alright, you have my attention. I for one would love to drop an attentive tiny friend down to the nethers~
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Alright, you have my attention. I for one would love to drop an attentive tiny friend down to the nethers~
Seems I've got a wonderful new pup in my pocket. He's a delight; haven't been this, stress free in some time.
Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.
Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.
April 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Seems I've got a wonderful new pup in my pocket. He's a delight; haven't been this, stress free in some time.
Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.
Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.
Hey, with content like that, there's gonna be a lot more coming than going on my part. XD
March 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey, with content like that, there's gonna be a lot more coming than going on my part. XD
Yes... But the sex is fantastic, so they get a pass. XD
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yes... But the sex is fantastic, so they get a pass. XD
•Number of times I've been stopped at the grocery store for shoplifting: 7, as of tonight
•Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0
•Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight
Oi...
•Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0
•Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight
Oi...
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
•Number of times I've been stopped at the grocery store for shoplifting: 7, as of tonight
•Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0
•Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight
Oi...
•Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0
•Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight
Oi...
Well, I'm not that big, but 35cm soft is certainly still a bit much for to maneuver without hands. I just happen to be my own spotter. XD
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Well, I'm not that big, but 35cm soft is certainly still a bit much for to maneuver without hands. I just happen to be my own spotter. XD
Oh, easily. But recipients of my hand have been left unable to sit for days from the soreness. So...
March 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh, easily. But recipients of my hand have been left unable to sit for days from the soreness. So...
An side effect of my new meds is that it's caused my already sky-high libido into low-orbit. I've legit been nonstop horny ever since I took my first dose.
WELL
I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans.
Very sad...
WELL
I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans.
Very sad...
March 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
An side effect of my new meds is that it's caused my already sky-high libido into low-orbit. I've legit been nonstop horny ever since I took my first dose.
WELL
I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans.
Very sad...
WELL
I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans.
Very sad...
It's a shame... Been on several dates the past month, but they always ghost me when they realize I'm an over-hung freak of nature. On one hand, it pleases me to know my in-built kickstand can instill such emotions in another. On the other, when the emotion is fear, things get kinda lonely...
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's a shame... Been on several dates the past month, but they always ghost me when they realize I'm an over-hung freak of nature. On one hand, it pleases me to know my in-built kickstand can instill such emotions in another. On the other, when the emotion is fear, things get kinda lonely...
I am a simple man. I see someone a foot & a half shorter than me, neurons activate.
On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.
On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.
January 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I am a simple man. I see someone a foot & a half shorter than me, neurons activate.
On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.
On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.
Delightful. Hypnosis is a surprisingly underrated thing.
January 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Delightful. Hypnosis is a surprisingly underrated thing.
It's been almost 2 months... I need to bust BAD. The huevos are so swollen it's almost impossible to walk. Daddy Tripod needs a mouth. NOW.
January 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's been almost 2 months... I need to bust BAD. The huevos are so swollen it's almost impossible to walk. Daddy Tripod needs a mouth. NOW.
So, we know you're a person of culture (anyone who loves THAT MUCH cake obviously is), but what about bulge growth?
January 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So, we know you're a person of culture (anyone who loves THAT MUCH cake obviously is), but what about bulge growth?
I keep forgetting just how awkward Thanksgiving is. Hormonal gigantism makes for awkward conversation when the extended family asks about my odd limp and why a certain spot keeps moving after I've stopped walking. The siblings and parentals have no filter, sadly... So, yay awkwardness...
November 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I keep forgetting just how awkward Thanksgiving is. Hormonal gigantism makes for awkward conversation when the extended family asks about my odd limp and why a certain spot keeps moving after I've stopped walking. The siblings and parentals have no filter, sadly... So, yay awkwardness...
Let you go? Why would you wanna do leave?
November 2, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Let you go? Why would you wanna do leave?
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL
November 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL
Mental note: Wear boxers when not home alone, so as not to give my subs a concussion when quickly turning around.
Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Wait...
Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Wait...
October 29, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Mental note: Wear boxers when not home alone, so as not to give my subs a concussion when quickly turning around.
Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Wait...
Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Wait...
You must spend a small fortune on replacing chairs with a cement-breaker like that.
October 24, 2024 at 6:12 AM
You must spend a small fortune on replacing chairs with a cement-breaker like that.
I fail to see the problem here. Just more to love.
October 24, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I fail to see the problem here. Just more to love.
Shit, let's get some nacho fries, put on some classic horror movies, and you've got yourself a deal!
October 24, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Shit, let's get some nacho fries, put on some classic horror movies, and you've got yourself a deal!
Only 30,000cc's? C'mon, Blaze, those are rookie numbers! If you can't 86 a dude just by turning around too fast, what even is the point?! Mo' Bigga, Mo' Betta!
October 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Only 30,000cc's? C'mon, Blaze, those are rookie numbers! If you can't 86 a dude just by turning around too fast, what even is the point?! Mo' Bigga, Mo' Betta!
What do I get out of it, huh?
October 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
What do I get out of it, huh?
I bet she give THE BEST hugs.
October 23, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I bet she give THE BEST hugs.
Getting ready for bed, heated blanket & all. Wanna come cuddle with Daddy Tripod?
October 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Getting ready for bed, heated blanket & all. Wanna come cuddle with Daddy Tripod?