Feral Sprite
@feralsprite.bsky.social
I have conversations with squirrels and lizards. Don’t expect anything too deep from me.
Does Asturian folk dancing count?
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Does Asturian folk dancing count?
This is going to be a great way to practice my Spanish!
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
This is going to be a great way to practice my Spanish!
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January 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If you spend half of the movie on your phone looking up facts about the director and the other half talking through it about things that are completely irrelevant, don’t be surprised if you find the film “boring”.
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you spend half of the movie on your phone looking up facts about the director and the other half talking through it about things that are completely irrelevant, don’t be surprised if you find the film “boring”.
I can see using this if your pupper is ill and has soft or liquid stools; something that would be difficult to scoop. But I am afraid that lazy people will see this as an opportunity to not have to walk their dog as frequently 😬
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I can see using this if your pupper is ill and has soft or liquid stools; something that would be difficult to scoop. But I am afraid that lazy people will see this as an opportunity to not have to walk their dog as frequently 😬
It’s definitely a trap
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It’s definitely a trap
I am an Orca, mf’ers!
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We've Been Getting Menopause Wrong. Science Shows It's a "Second Puberty" For the Brain
Menopause is a developmental and neurological transition that opens the door to new forms of insight, stability, and leadership.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I am an Orca, mf’ers!
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Wtf is a “proposal ring”?
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Wtf is a “proposal ring”?
My inner bitch has become my outer bitch. It’s time for a break; see you in March.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
My inner bitch has become my outer bitch. It’s time for a break; see you in March.
If you want to learn Spanish from a a native speaker with a Master’s in teaching, email [email protected]. I can personally attest that her methods have helped me learn so much more in 6 months than years of apps, books, and university courses.
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you want to learn Spanish from a a native speaker with a Master’s in teaching, email [email protected]. I can personally attest that her methods have helped me learn so much more in 6 months than years of apps, books, and university courses.
I have peopled a lot these past few months. I would like a couple of days of no peopling; thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have peopled a lot these past few months. I would like a couple of days of no peopling; thank you.
You know the pizza is going to be good when the hours are written on a paper plate and punk music spills out into the street
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You know the pizza is going to be good when the hours are written on a paper plate and punk music spills out into the street
Excuse me, ma’am, but that’s MY beret. Yours is the one sitting in the wine puddle.
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Excuse me, ma’am, but that’s MY beret. Yours is the one sitting in the wine puddle.
A mi también! Fourth time’s the charm, I say. If retirees on vacation can do it, my perimenopausal brain can, too!
October 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A mi también! Fourth time’s the charm, I say. If retirees on vacation can do it, my perimenopausal brain can, too!
My first thought anytime I see a buxom tree…
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a purple pillow .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a purple pillow .
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September 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My first thought anytime I see a buxom tree…
From a professional standpoint: if your cat’s poop is black, take them to vet because something is seriously wrong!
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From a professional standpoint: if your cat’s poop is black, take them to vet because something is seriously wrong!
I know I don’t have a baby but I am pretty sure that you shouldn’t leave them in the road…
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know I don’t have a baby but I am pretty sure that you shouldn’t leave them in the road…
Making fantasy movies, meeting Godzilla. This man is out there living my dream!
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Making fantasy movies, meeting Godzilla. This man is out there living my dream!
To heck with it; frame those and hang them on your wall, too!
August 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To heck with it; frame those and hang them on your wall, too!
Frame every single one of those rejections and hang them on your wall. They are proof of your strength and resilience that proclaim you have gone WAY further than most people ever will; all the way from the desire to write a book to actually submitting it to be judged by strangers!
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Frame every single one of those rejections and hang them on your wall. They are proof of your strength and resilience that proclaim you have gone WAY further than most people ever will; all the way from the desire to write a book to actually submitting it to be judged by strangers!
Our purpose in life is to be happy and to show other people how to be happy. We need to measure our success by how much we can give ourselves grace and extend grace to others. Our worth should be determined by the fact that we were born, not by how many numbers we put in a bank account.
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Our purpose in life is to be happy and to show other people how to be happy. We need to measure our success by how much we can give ourselves grace and extend grace to others. Our worth should be determined by the fact that we were born, not by how many numbers we put in a bank account.
But you have earned it by providing entertaining books that people enjoy, in my opinion. But then again, I can empathize with how you feel.
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
But you have earned it by providing entertaining books that people enjoy, in my opinion. But then again, I can empathize with how you feel.
Have you considered something like GoFundMe or other crowdfunding platforms? Having never started one, I don’t know how they actually work so pardon me if it’s an ignorant question.
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Have you considered something like GoFundMe or other crowdfunding platforms? Having never started one, I don’t know how they actually work so pardon me if it’s an ignorant question.
Falling asleep on her favorite raiding vessel during our weekly watch party of The Last Drive-In. (the movie was “Crocodile” btw)
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Falling asleep on her favorite raiding vessel during our weekly watch party of The Last Drive-In. (the movie was “Crocodile” btw)
I asked a waitress this evening if I had meat. Spanish is hard, y’all.
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I asked a waitress this evening if I had meat. Spanish is hard, y’all.