The Ferdarian Gazette
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The official account for the fake newspaper, the Ferdarian Gazette, from the very real adult queer fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not
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AP: I'd treat you the same way you treated your prisoners
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
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KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
AP: I'd treat you the same way you treated your prisoners
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
KM: From what I remember, we treated you well
AP: You used me! You had me publish your bullshit while offering my life for the retention of the presidency
KM: For the end of the war. Rezan wanted me to keep the presidency.
shorturl.at/Ryz9H
Down the spiral metal stairs, we arrived at Kingsley's private cell. The captain wasn't even embarrassed at the gifts that filled the small space. An ornate blue & purple Ignic rug, a thick pink robe, & lamb fur-lined slippers protected Kingsley from the icy, damp drafts. 1/2 #FictionPodcast
Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Down the spiral metal stairs, we arrived at Kingsley's private cell. The captain wasn't even embarrassed at the gifts that filled the small space. An ornate blue & purple Ignic rug, a thick pink robe, & lamb fur-lined slippers protected Kingsley from the icy, damp drafts. 1/2 #FictionPodcast
This route became known as the Golden Highway & lined the pockets of many officials, including Honorable Sebastian Wallace & future President Kenneth Troy of Heva, while giving them an invisible enemy to rally against. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This route became known as the Golden Highway & lined the pockets of many officials, including Honorable Sebastian Wallace & future President Kenneth Troy of Heva, while giving them an invisible enemy to rally against. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast 1/2
In July 1824, Margaret traveled to the Killbraugha-Atamik Border & disappeared from all correspondence for four months. She resumed correspondence w/ Kerry in November 1824 w/ a simple letter that said, “All terms agreed to.” 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In July 1824, Margaret traveled to the Killbraugha-Atamik Border & disappeared from all correspondence for four months. She resumed correspondence w/ Kerry in November 1824 w/ a simple letter that said, “All terms agreed to.” 1/2
However, his ability to blend in w/ his peers hasn’t prevented his opponents from using the faint Gargainian features he inherited from his mother such as his sharp cheekbones, “narrow” angles of his eyes (a featured exaggerated by his opponents) & his unmistakable harsh, musical accent – 1/3
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
However, his ability to blend in w/ his peers hasn’t prevented his opponents from using the faint Gargainian features he inherited from his mother such as his sharp cheekbones, “narrow” angles of his eyes (a featured exaggerated by his opponents) & his unmistakable harsh, musical accent – 1/3
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Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
I hope that when I see you again, it will be in a liberated Killbraugha. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hope that when I see you again, it will be in a liberated Killbraugha. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
We will only know victory when the Hevians are driven from our lands by our people. Anything that occurs in Heva itself is a sideshow. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We will only know victory when the Hevians are driven from our lands by our people. Anything that occurs in Heva itself is a sideshow. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
It is a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life, but one I must make for the sake of my child. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/29/2025 · 8m
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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It is a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life, but one I must make for the sake of my child. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
The alleged comment may be referring to Sebastian’s Gargainian heritage. At first glance, Sebastian is the “perfect” Hevian: lush, blond hair, analytical blue eyes, pearly white skin. He wears the finest fabrics money can afford and holds himself with the disdainful detachment perfected through 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The alleged comment may be referring to Sebastian’s Gargainian heritage. At first glance, Sebastian is the “perfect” Hevian: lush, blond hair, analytical blue eyes, pearly white skin. He wears the finest fabrics money can afford and holds himself with the disdainful detachment perfected through 1/2
One staffer, who refused to be named, claims that McAlister said, during a heated conversation, “How dare he turn against us. After we humored his ideas when no one else would.” #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Appendix 20 – How the Unionists Lost Control of the Chambers — The Ferdarian Gazette
Learn how Sebastian Wallace switched party allegiance and turned a sure defeat into a stunning political victory
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November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One staffer, who refused to be named, claims that McAlister said, during a heated conversation, “How dare he turn against us. After we humored his ideas when no one else would.” #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
On October 4th, the day the election results were revealed, the atmosphere of the Plumet Party started off as despondent. Although they booked a hall to gather & receive election updates, few members bothered to appear.1/2
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
On October 4th, the day the election results were revealed, the atmosphere of the Plumet Party started off as despondent. Although they booked a hall to gather & receive election updates, few members bothered to appear.1/2
Treacherous bastard, corrupt politician, and friend to the oppressed with large pockets, Sebastian knows how to achieve the impossible while maximizing his profits. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Sebastian Wallace — The Ferdarian Gazette
Sebastian is a treacherous politician who will sell anyone out for the right price. Known to achieve the impossible, Sebastian knows how to remain useful without overplaying his hand.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Treacherous bastard, corrupt politician, and friend to the oppressed with large pockets, Sebastian knows how to achieve the impossible while maximizing his profits. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
"It must be hard," he said gently, and I narrowed my eyes. "You have my sympathy—you do. To be the sole survivor of Siegfried's Day, to have all your friends die around you whilst you escaped. I don't think I would be able to live with myself."
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
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November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"It must be hard," he said gently, and I narrowed my eyes. "You have my sympathy—you do. To be the sole survivor of Siegfried's Day, to have all your friends die around you whilst you escaped. I don't think I would be able to live with myself."
"Come, Mr. Montivelo, don't you want to know what it's like to ride in luxury?" #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
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November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Come, Mr. Montivelo, don't you want to know what it's like to ride in luxury?" #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
We don't need Siegfried right now. We need you. Someone who can help us survive this rough patch. I know you can do it. We'll just take it one step at a time—together.
And if I can't?
There's nothing we can't do as long as we help each other. Now come on, Kings.
And if I can't?
There's nothing we can't do as long as we help each other. Now come on, Kings.
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We don't need Siegfried right now. We need you. Someone who can help us survive this rough patch. I know you can do it. We'll just take it one step at a time—together.
And if I can't?
There's nothing we can't do as long as we help each other. Now come on, Kings.
And if I can't?
There's nothing we can't do as long as we help each other. Now come on, Kings.
Who was I to ask them to die? Who was I? #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Who was I to ask them to die? Who was I? #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
"I can't! I just can't! Goddamn it! Leave me alone!" I shouted before retreating into a corner, clinging to the walls as I slid to the floor. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I can't! I just can't! Goddamn it! Leave me alone!" I shouted before retreating into a corner, clinging to the walls as I slid to the floor. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Grief is an all-consuming monster that cannot be slain. It can only be endured. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/22/2025 · 15m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Grief is an all-consuming monster that cannot be slain. It can only be endured. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Padraig was taken to Hanson Penitentiary & was never seen again. His followers who surrounded the prison to demand his release reported that they heard a volley of rifles & saw the body of an Ilkhatal carried out of the prison & slipped into a carriage.
The History of Collecting and Selling Body Parts — The Ferdarian Gazette
A short article on the history of harvesting and trading body parts
www.theferdariangazette.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Padraig was taken to Hanson Penitentiary & was never seen again. His followers who surrounded the prison to demand his release reported that they heard a volley of rifles & saw the body of an Ilkhatal carried out of the prison & slipped into a carriage.
In 1734, the Hevian government passed a bill allowing the Hevian Army to remove body parts and scales from Ilkhatal prisoners as long as the procedure did not kill the prisoner. Historian Mary Dalton recently reviewed the declassified Hevian army records from the First Shadow War and found that 1/2
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In 1734, the Hevian government passed a bill allowing the Hevian Army to remove body parts and scales from Ilkhatal prisoners as long as the procedure did not kill the prisoner. Historian Mary Dalton recently reviewed the declassified Hevian army records from the First Shadow War and found that 1/2
Every civilization on Telamacre has engaged in the collecting and selling of body parts. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
The History of Collecting and Selling Body Parts — The Ferdarian Gazette
A short article on the history of harvesting and trading body parts
www.theferdariangazette.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every civilization on Telamacre has engaged in the collecting and selling of body parts. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
It’s so easy to despise yourself for what you did to survive. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/09/2025 · 14m
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November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s so easy to despise yourself for what you did to survive. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
I still feel his icy cold hand in mine, his claws pricking my skin, drawing drops of blood, my heart stopping in my chest as I understand I'm standing before 1 of Death’s many personifications. That I made an unholy bargain by showing a Demon a modicum of kindness
Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/09/2025 · 14m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I still feel his icy cold hand in mine, his claws pricking my skin, drawing drops of blood, my heart stopping in my chest as I understand I'm standing before 1 of Death’s many personifications. That I made an unholy bargain by showing a Demon a modicum of kindness
Demons are strange that way. Show a moment of kindness, and it’s never forgotten. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold the Bodies of the Victims of Siegfried's Day to the Black Market
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 10/09/2025 · 14m
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Demons are strange that way. Show a moment of kindness, and it’s never forgotten. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity