𝑺. 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒍 🪶
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"𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥?"
He/She/They | Parody | MV/MS | layout by @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social | written by izzy!!
He/She/They | Parody | MV/MS | layout by @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social | written by izzy!!
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". . . 𝐇𝐦𝐩𝐡. . . 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐣𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲."
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"That was it?"
Shaking their head.
“Nothing.”
“Nothing.”
"How odd. . . Alright, well, did you need something?"
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
"That was it?"
"How odd. . . Alright, well, did you need something?"
“Does it look like I’m lying?”
Simon was taken aback by their statement.
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"How odd. . . Alright, well, did you need something?"
Simon was taken aback by their statement.
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
The petite punk doesn’t budge as soon as the man towers over them. Instead, they stand up straighter.
“Edgeworth sent the request. Take it up with him.”
“Edgeworth sent the request. Take it up with him.”
Simon huffed and got up from the couch. He towered over the other and crossed his arms.
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Simon was taken aback by their statement.
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
"I was. . . Did he seriously send you in here?"
Simon huffed and got up from the couch. He towered over the other and crossed his arms.
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
“It was an accident,” they answer, the massive black dog walking away once he’s out of Simon’s reach.
“He tends to wake people up if they’re not awake. Chill out.”
“He tends to wake people up if they’re not awake. Chill out.”
Simon sat up from the couch in his office and stretched. His hawk, who sat on a perch by the window, squawked curiously.
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Simon huffed and got up from the couch. He towered over the other and crossed his arms.
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
"You got business here? Or did Edgeworth-dono request a wake up call for me?"
Simon sat up from the couch in his office and stretched. His hawk, who sat on a perch by the window, squawked curiously.
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
“Okay, 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 off,” Kai begins, lightly tugging their dog’s collar to pull away from the prosecutor’s face. “He’s not a 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙩, he’s a Newfoundland.”
They give the man an incredibly annoyed, almost insulted look before continuing. “Secondly, he’s my service dog.”
They give the man an incredibly annoyed, almost insulted look before continuing. “Secondly, he’s my service dog.”
Grumbling.
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Simon sat up from the couch in his office and stretched. His hawk, who sat on a perch by the window, squawked curiously.
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
"Right. Fuck's a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨 doing shoving his wet nose in my bloody face?"
Grumbling.
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
Their dog wakes the reader by using his cold wet nose to sniff along their face.
“Toby says it’s time to wake up.”
“Toby says it’s time to wake up.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Grumbling.
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
"Wh- fuck's this mutt doing in my office?"
"Oh, lovely. We're sharing companions. Here's mine."
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Oh, lovely. We're sharing companions. Here's mine."
Snort.
"They'll come by and take you away. Like this!"
He scooped Athena up and tossed her over his shoulder like a sack of flour.
"They'll come by and take you away. Like this!"
He scooped Athena up and tossed her over his shoulder like a sack of flour.
"I take my punishment!! Justice must be served…" Sniff!
🟡: <Drama Queen.>
🟡: <Drama Queen.>
"I'm alerting the authorities as we speak."
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Snort.
"They'll come by and take you away. Like this!"
He scooped Athena up and tossed her over his shoulder like a sack of flour.
"They'll come by and take you away. Like this!"
He scooped Athena up and tossed her over his shoulder like a sack of flour.
"I'm alerting the authorities as we speak."
Lock me up right now, I killed my house plant 😭
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"I'm alerting the authorities as we speak."
Reposted by 𝑺. 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒍 🪶
❝The Cykes Brigade is totally psyched! Er, I mean, the defense is ready, Your Honor!❞
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December 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
❝The Cykes Brigade is totally psyched! Er, I mean, the defense is ready, Your Honor!❞
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"It's quiet in the office."
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"It's quiet in the office."
Reposted by 𝑺. 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒍 🪶
Everyone, come along! Bakin' treats with a smile and a song 🎶
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December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Everyone, come along! Bakin' treats with a smile and a song 🎶
› Ace Attorney RP
› Ships on chem, any timeline
› Crossover & OC friendly
❤️+ 🔁
› Ace Attorney RP
› Ships on chem, any timeline
› Crossover & OC friendly
❤️+ 🔁
"I miss my sister. . ."
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"I miss my sister. . ."
"I might try picking up makeup again. I haven't done it since I got locked up.
Hmm. . ."
Hmm. . ."
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"I might try picking up makeup again. I haven't done it since I got locked up.
Hmm. . ."
Hmm. . ."
"Oh, just some post trial paperwork, you know how it is. I think I might see if Sahdmadhi-dono needs assistance later."
"Naturally. Carry on then, I‘m sure you still have plenty to do before the day ends."
"Of course."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
October 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Oh, just some post trial paperwork, you know how it is. I think I might see if Sahdmadhi-dono needs assistance later."
"Of course."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
"That‘s the hope. Very well. I‘ll let you know when I find something suitable."
"Yeah, I don't mind. He could learn a thing or two from me."
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Of course."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
Simon bowed.
"Thank you, sir."
Might fuck around and show up to the office in a long skirt. Just to throw people off.
No other reason.
No other reason.
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Might fuck around and show up to the office in a long skirt. Just to throw people off.
No other reason.
No other reason.
"Yeah, I don't mind. He could learn a thing or two from me."
"I’m glad to hear that. Would you mind if I assign you two to the same case some time? It might help his nervousness if he gets to know people around here better."
"I hope so. I see much potential in him."
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Yeah, I don't mind. He could learn a thing or two from me."
"I hope so. I see much potential in him."
"He‘s a bit nervous in general, I fear. I can’t blame him. But he’ll find his footing eventually."
"We get on well enough, I think. Although I think Winner-dono is a bit scared of me."
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"I hope so. I see much potential in him."
"Cheers to us indeed."
October 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Cheers to us indeed."
"We get on well enough, I think. Although I think Winner-dono is a bit scared of me."
Soft sigh.
"So long as you all get along enough to remain professional…"
"So long as you all get along enough to remain professional…"
"Never hurts to keep them on their toes."
October 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"We get on well enough, I think. Although I think Winner-dono is a bit scared of me."
Simon shrugged.
"Been alright. It's nice not having death hanging over your head all the time."
"Been alright. It's nice not having death hanging over your head all the time."
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Simon shrugged.
"Been alright. It's nice not having death hanging over your head all the time."
"Been alright. It's nice not having death hanging over your head all the time."
"Never hurts to keep them on their toes."
"Well, if they worry about being perceived, they may not focus on their work."
"Aw, where's the fun in that?"
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Never hurts to keep them on their toes."
"I suppose we can't, no."
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"I suppose we can't, no."