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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
This is terrible im (redacted).
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
This is terrible im (redacted).
See that dude over there I think he's a cop.
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
See that dude over there I think he's a cop.
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
When you look this good you have to get used to it.
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 AM
When you look this good you have to get used to it.
Come here come here. See that dude over there I think he likes you.
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Come here come here. See that dude over there I think he likes you.
Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!
All the time!
February 5, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!
All the time!
THREE YEARS LATER
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
I'm about to start making some rules.
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm about to start making some rules.
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
What is that.
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
What is that.
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
No more hugs Will.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
No more hugs Will.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.
give me a hug.
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
give me a hug.
gIvE mE a HuG mAn.
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
gIvE mE a HuG mAn.
I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin (AAAAAAAHH) and the cabin got scared and the guys started shootin me LOOK OUT CARLTON
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin (AAAAAAAHH) and the cabin got scared and the guys started shootin me LOOK OUT CARLTON
When a couple of GANONDORFs started chilling out maxing relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside the school and shooting some b-ballallall and my mom got scared and said your moving.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When a couple of GANONDORFs started chilling out maxing relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside the school and shooting some b-ballallall and my mom got scared and said your moving.
Now this is the story all about a couple of guys who were up to no good shooting some ball ball outside of my neighborhood.
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Now this is the story all about a couple of guys who were up to no good shooting some ball ball outside of my neighborhood.
And then he slapped me with his penis.
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
And then he slapped me with his penis.
What are you going to do dad?
Muhahaha. (grabs Will's boob)
Muhahaha. (grabs Will's boob)
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What are you going to do dad?
Muhahaha. (grabs Will's boob)
Muhahaha. (grabs Will's boob)
I need to think a long long time about just what I'm going to do with you in the middle of the night.
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I need to think a long long time about just what I'm going to do with you in the middle of the night.
Uncle Phil it was just--
Shut up. Listen Uncle Phil...
Silence!
Shut up. Listen Uncle Phil...
Silence!
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Uncle Phil it was just--
Shut up. Listen Uncle Phil...
Silence!
Shut up. Listen Uncle Phil...
Silence!
WHAT?! BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
WHAT?! BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK.
Hahaha I like it hahahaha.
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hahaha I like it hahahaha.