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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
My father is not fat he's just big. Booooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeddd.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My father is not fat he's just big. Booooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeddd.
Do you realize that you're fat?
Thank you honey.
Thank you honey.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Do you realize that you're fat?
Thank you honey.
Thank you honey.
THREE YEARS LATER
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
(IN THE FUTURE GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR DEATH BUT IT ONLY WORKS ONCE SO THEY USED IT ON UNCLE PHIL THEN THEY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE)
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
(IN THE FUTURE GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR DEATH BUT IT ONLY WORKS ONCE SO THEY USED IT ON UNCLE PHIL THEN THEY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE)
Heaven has to be a cross between a Krobo video and Chicken Winnigish.
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK
February 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Heaven has to be a cross between a Krobo video and Chicken Winnigish.
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK
We miss you we love you dad.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
We miss you we love you dad.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.
What can you say about Phillip Banks what the heck can you say about Phillip Banks.
Ok somebody Burry this.
Ok somebody Burry this.
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
What can you say about Phillip Banks what the heck can you say about Phillip Banks.
Ok somebody Burry this.
Ok somebody Burry this.
Welcome to the memorial for Phillip Banks saying some words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Welcome to the memorial for Phillip Banks saying some words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.
I guess we both said some things we didn't mean.
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I guess we both said some things we didn't mean.
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)
I think I'm having a heart attack.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I think I'm having a heart attack.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
stupit stupit stupit uncle fill uncle fill uncle fill
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
stupit stupit stupit uncle fill uncle fill uncle fill
I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Hey just cool it.
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Hey just cool it.
Fuck your father, fuck you nigga, you're a PHONE!
February 7, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Fuck your father, fuck you nigga, you're a PHONE!
That is not cool man.
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
That is not cool man.
Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.
what are you doing?
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
what are you doing?
Phillip Banks Phillip Banks
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Phillip Banks Phillip Banks
Will let's have sex.
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Will let's have sex.
Who is this?
If anything I could say this is Hillary.
If anything I could say this is Hillary.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Who is this?
If anything I could say this is Hillary.
If anything I could say this is Hillary.