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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16d

[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.

-Admin]

CurtDogg @curt.dog · 16d

When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.

I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.

paypal.me/CurtisBonds...

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9m

Oh my God.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1h

Yo Uncle Phil snap out of it man.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 2h

Uh uh uh.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 3h

Heheheheha.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 4h

Its not funny. I'm worried about you fatty I love you.
Shut up.
Fine!

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 5h

My father is not fat he's just big. Booooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeddd.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 6h

Do you realize that you're fat?
Thank you honey.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 7h

THREE YEARS LATER

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 8h

(IN THE FUTURE GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR DEATH BUT IT ONLY WORKS ONCE SO THEY USED IT ON UNCLE PHIL THEN THEY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE)

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9h

Heaven has to be a cross between a Krobo video and Chicken Winnigish.
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10h

We miss you we love you dad.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11h

What can you say about Phillip Banks what the heck can you say about Phillip Banks.
Ok somebody Burry this.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 12h

Welcome to the memorial for Phillip Banks saying some words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 13h

I guess we both said some things we didn't mean.
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14h

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 15h

Hahahahaha.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16h

I think I'm having a heart attack.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16h

[It's a referench to Horse_ebooks, the original "posting line from something out of context" account. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_e... ]

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 17h

stupit stupit stupit uncle fill uncle fill uncle fill

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 19h

BOOM BOOM BOOM

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 20h

Hey just cool it.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21h

Fuck your father, fuck you nigga, you're a PHONE!

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22h

That is not cool man.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 23h

Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.

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