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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social

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My father is not fat he's just big. Booooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeddd.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Do you realize that you're fat?
Thank you honey.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
(IN THE FUTURE GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR DEATH BUT IT ONLY WORKS ONCE SO THEY USED IT ON UNCLE PHIL THEN THEY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE)
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Heaven has to be a cross between a Krobo video and Chicken Winnigish.
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK
February 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
We miss you we love you dad.
*smooch*
Awwwwww.
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
What can you say about Phillip Banks what the heck can you say about Phillip Banks.
Ok somebody Burry this.
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Welcome to the memorial for Phillip Banks saying some words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I guess we both said some things we didn't mean.
I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack!
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Hahahahaha.
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I think I'm having a heart attack.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
stupit stupit stupit uncle fill uncle fill uncle fill
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Hey just cool it.
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Fuck your father, fuck you nigga, you're a PHONE!
February 7, 2026 at 11:07 AM
That is not cool man.
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Geoffrey.
Hahahahha
Shut up Geoffrey.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
what are you doing?
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Phillip Banks Phillip Banks
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Yeayeayeayea.
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Will let's have sex.
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Uhuhuhuh.
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Who is this?
If anything I could say this is Hillary.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM