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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.
Let those damn boys out of there or else I'm going to sit down.
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Let those damn boys out of there or else I'm going to sit down.
HEY! No. No. No.
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
HEY! No. No. No.
What's going on here?
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
What's going on here?
Who the hell do you think your talking--
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Who the hell do you think your talking--
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Don't tell us to sit down.
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Don't tell us to sit down.
Now wait a minute buddy. Could you please sit down.
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Now wait a minute buddy. Could you please sit down.
Hi. Who's in charge here?
I am.
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.
I am.
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Hi. Who's in charge here?
I am.
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.
I am.
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.
MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.
This is terrible im (redacted).
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
This is terrible im (redacted).
See that dude over there I think he's a cop.
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
See that dude over there I think he's a cop.
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
Turn yourself in Will it's the only way.
You right.
(Gets locked in jail)
When you look this good you have to get used to it.
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 AM
When you look this good you have to get used to it.
Come here come here. See that dude over there I think he likes you.
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Come here come here. See that dude over there I think he likes you.
Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!
All the time!
February 5, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!
All the time!
THREE YEARS LATER
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
I'm about to start making some rules.
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm about to start making some rules.
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
(BANG BANG)
You're dead Will.
(Popeye theme plays)
What is that.
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
What is that.
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
It's a gun.
Carrying a gun what are you thinking?
Make me a sandwich?
Carlton are you out of your mind man?!
No more hugs Will.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
No more hugs Will.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
YOU OWE ME!
Oh ok.
Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Would you make me a sandwich.
No.
No.