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Zach Attack
@ffchalupabatman.bsky.social
Author of The Cocktail Playbook 🥃🏈
➡️ https://a.co/d/cqhUyxL ⬅️
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My first post on here!

I will post lots of cocktails and talk a lot of fantasy football.

I try to keep it positive and be supportive 🫶🏻

I published a book earlier this year! The Cocktail Playbook: 32 Game-Changing Recipes. You can check it out here⬇️
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A dessert cocktail better than an espresso martini…

The Nutella™️ Cocktail!

Spoonful of Nutella
1.5oz vodka
1oz cold brew espresso
0.5oz Bailey’s

Now is the best time to buy my football team themed cocktail recipe book!

The Cocktail Playbook 🥃🏈

Paperback is $3 off⤵️
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November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Congrats to everyone that worked on the DCL Destiny ship! 🛳️✨

This afternoon, the Destiny left its home port to begin its maiden voyage.

I can’t wait to see the ship myself soon 👀
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As a Virginia Tech alum, I don’t care what your opinion is of Coach Franklin. You have your opinion for your reasons.

I think this was a great hire for Tech because it brings excitement and hope that hasn’t been here since Coach Beamer retired. That energy is contagious #Hokies
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
🛳️✨👀
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You should make a classic layered cocktail this weekend…

The Mind Eraser 😵‍💫

2oz coffee liqueur
2oz vodka
2oz club soda

Use the back side of a spoon to make the layers

Get the perfect holiday gift…The Cocktail Playbook!

Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!

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November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An Autumn Old Fashioned

1.5oz @makersmark.bsky.social bourbon
0.5oz apple cider
1tsp dark brown sugar
2 dashes of bitters

Cheers! 🥃

Best holiday gift below 🎁⤵️
The Cocktail Playbook: 32 Game-Changing Recipes

Paperback on sale $3 off!
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November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Enjoying the day off spending a few hours at Epcot

Really like this new Hades performance sweatshirt from RSVLTS
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Time to pull off, wrap, and put back on 🐖💨
#FFBBQClub
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The first cocktail I made in a few months since I was in a weight loss challenge (I won) and tested for my krav maga belt promotion today (I passed)

Monkey Shoulder Old Fashioned🥃

1.5oz Monkey Shoulder
0.5tsp smoked bourbon sugar
1oz water
2 dashes of bitters
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yay I get an extra hour of sleep tonight as we “fall back” an hour!

Oh wait, never mind, I have young kids
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Call me cynical, but I have ZERO interest in Christian Watson for fantasy football this season

• boom/bust WR when healthy
• not fully healthy right now
• not a high volume passing team
• targets spread to too many players

No thank you!
a man in a green jersey with the number 9 scratches his head
ALT: a man in a green jersey with the number 9 scratches his head
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October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The super heroes of fantasy football

Jahmyr Gibbs (RB4)
Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR2)

Half-PPR per @fantasypros.bsky.social
#MarvelRivals #OnePride
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It is almost Halloween 🎃…

The Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Cocktail 👻

1.5oz Gin
.75oz Melon liqueur
.75oz Peach liqueur
.5oz Lime juice
.5oz Simple syrup
4 drops Irish cream liqueur

Get 32 football team-themed cocktail recipes from my book!

Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!

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October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
BREAKING NEWS

PIT vs CIN #TNFonPrime game this Thursday has been moved from 8:15pm ET to 3:15pm ET

The league wants to make sure the two old QBs don’t have to play after their bed times
#NFL #HereWeGo  #WhoDey
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This question was in honor of Goff playing the Chiefs and Mahomes tonight. The other QB that is 2-0 against Mahomes (in the regular season) is RYAN TANNEHILL!
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nobody has gotten both yet. Several people got Goff but who is the other QB?

*hint* they are not an active QB
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Since the 1996 season (season after their last Super Bowl) through the 2024 season, the Dallas Cowboys are .536

They have not PLAYED in an NFC Championship game that entire time

They are the definition of mediocrity
#DallasCowboys
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM