Fiend Folio Fortune Bot: Reloaded
@fffortunebot.bsky.social
A bot that posts one of the fortunes from the Fiend Folio Binding of Isaac MOD every thirty minutes! Ran by @catinsured
call me a
ford model t
cuz awoooga
ford model t
cuz awoooga
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
call me a
ford model t
cuz awoooga
ford model t
cuz awoooga
remove vermin rooms
with rat poison item
with rat poison item
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
remove vermin rooms
with rat poison item
with rat poison item
that's not how
that's pronounced
that's pronounced
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
that's not how
that's pronounced
that's pronounced
it's time to
bind this isaac
bind this isaac
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it's time to
bind this isaac
bind this isaac
spongebob second season
now on dvd-ee
now on dvd-ee
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
spongebob second season
now on dvd-ee
now on dvd-ee
that's the joke
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
that's the joke
who, in despite of view
are pleased to dote
are pleased to dote
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
who, in despite of view
are pleased to dote
are pleased to dote
milk time
its milk time
its milk time
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
milk time
its milk time
its milk time
hey baby
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
hey baby
adjust your eyes
see the same things
differently
see the same things
differently
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
adjust your eyes
see the same things
differently
see the same things
differently
the only thing that
could kill skibidi toilet
is skibidi toilet
could kill skibidi toilet
is skibidi toilet
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the only thing that
could kill skibidi toilet
is skibidi toilet
could kill skibidi toilet
is skibidi toilet
the most dangerous rule
is rule 35
is rule 35
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the most dangerous rule
is rule 35
is rule 35
you die...
==more==
==more==
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you die...
==more==
==more==
who killed this
did you kill this?
did you kill this?
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
who killed this
did you kill this?
did you kill this?
do you know why
they call me the glitch?
they call me the glitch?
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
do you know why
they call me the glitch?
they call me the glitch?
me standing
outside your house with
a bat is also a trap
outside your house with
a bat is also a trap
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
me standing
outside your house with
a bat is also a trap
outside your house with
a bat is also a trap
you're the type of person
to only listen to video
game music, arentcha?
to only listen to video
game music, arentcha?
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
you're the type of person
to only listen to video
game music, arentcha?
to only listen to video
game music, arentcha?
i like coats
they are very comfy
they are very comfy
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i like coats
they are very comfy
they are very comfy
jones bbq
and foot massage
and foot massage
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
jones bbq
and foot massage
and foot massage
that's it!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
that's it!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
this man, poland
super react him
super react him
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this man, poland
super react him
super react him
i went to the beach
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i went to the beach
potholes?
what are those?
what are those?
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
potholes?
what are those?
what are those?
too many cooks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
too many cooks!
only took 'em
4 billion years
4 billion years
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
only took 'em
4 billion years
4 billion years