Fiend Folio Fortune Bot: Reloaded
@fffortunebot.bsky.social
A bot that posts one of the fortunes from the Fiend Folio Binding of Isaac MOD every thirty minutes! Ran by @catinsured
i've got the
joy joy joy joy
down in my heart
joy joy joy joy
down in my heart
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
i've got the
joy joy joy joy
down in my heart
joy joy joy joy
down in my heart
slut byukak boshi
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
slut byukak boshi
double dog dare
you to touch the
demon core
you to touch the
demon core
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
double dog dare
you to touch the
demon core
you to touch the
demon core
what the hell
that man foing
that man foing
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
what the hell
that man foing
that man foing
restart
your game!
your game!
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
restart
your game!
your game!
from the west side
i'll take you with me
i'll take you with me
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
from the west side
i'll take you with me
i'll take you with me
that decision is
mine and god's
mine and god's
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 PM
that decision is
mine and god's
mine and god's
always be
at the back
of the talls one
at the back
of the talls one
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
always be
at the back
of the talls one
at the back
of the talls one
boot sign: wriggle kick
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
boot sign: wriggle kick
why is there a
tomato in the sink
tomato in the sink
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
why is there a
tomato in the sink
tomato in the sink
why this chat
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
why this chat
i
am
the senate
am
the senate
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 AM
i
am
the senate
am
the senate
data expunged
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 AM
data expunged
am i fat?
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
am i fat?
oh huh
still the wrong
speech bubble order
still the wrong
speech bubble order
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 AM
oh huh
still the wrong
speech bubble order
still the wrong
speech bubble order
so the peashooter
has many forms
has many forms
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 AM
so the peashooter
has many forms
has many forms
[20:18]
guwahavel: l rozo xd
guwahavel: l rozo xd
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
[20:18]
guwahavel: l rozo xd
guwahavel: l rozo xd
an imminent crashout
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 AM
an imminent crashout
medic! medic!
i'm dyin' here!
medic!
i'm dyin' here!
medic!
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 AM
medic! medic!
i'm dyin' here!
medic!
i'm dyin' here!
medic!
this shit gonna
feel like velvet turtle
feel like velvet turtle
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 AM
this shit gonna
feel like velvet turtle
feel like velvet turtle
they's gonna get
a trampoline
a trampoline
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
they's gonna get
a trampoline
a trampoline
next block...
a chicken?
a chicken?
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
next block...
a chicken?
a chicken?
only one key
component to
unlocking a door
component to
unlocking a door
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
only one key
component to
unlocking a door
component to
unlocking a door
that means you'll
have to be spayed!
have to be spayed!
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
that means you'll
have to be spayed!
have to be spayed!
he did the one thing
that you should never
do to another man!
that you should never
do to another man!
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
he did the one thing
that you should never
do to another man!
that you should never
do to another man!