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I was going to post about joke about sodium. But then I thought, Na.
#JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
What's the best thing about switzerland ?

I don't know , but their flag is a big plus.

##JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

A circus is cunning array of stunts, and a circus is a stunning array of...

#JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
What did the fish say when is swam into a wall ?
Dam!
##JokeFriday
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I bought fly spray from the supermarket yesterday and sprayed it all over myself.
Total scam. Still can’t fly. #JokeTuesday
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There's a hero inside us all.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It's the 1st of February.

Mis Chwefor = Mis bach. "Mis bach - mawr eu anghysuron". Chwefror / February is known as "mis bach" = the little month. The Welsh refer to it as "the little month with big discomforts."
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
She died on Friday at her home in Los Angeles "following a brief illness," her agency, Creative Artists Agency (CAA), said in a statement. No further details were available.
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Today marks 40 years since the #spaceshuttleChallenger tragedy in 1986.

Back row (L-R): Ellison Onizuka, Christa McAuliffe, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnik. Front row (L-R): Michael J. Smith, Francis "Dick" Scobee, Ronald McNair.
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
My wife wanted me to buy her something with a Motown theme, so I went to Primark and got her four tops.
#JokeSunday
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Dydd Santes Dwynwen.

"Does dim byd yn ennill calonnau fel llawenydd"

St Dwynwen's Day - Celtic Life International share.google/QSAKrZhubxUS...
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Oidhche na Taigeise!
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#BurnsNight
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It might just work. 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I took up Semaphore as a hobby last year, but now my enthusiasm is flagging.
#JokeThursday
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

#JokeThursday
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The first #PenguinAppreciationDay was in 1972, California (?) Gaining traction between 2017 - 2020.

The name "penguin" most likely comes from Welsh, derived from the words 'pen' (head) and 'gwyn' (white), originally describing the Great Auk (a now-extinct northern bird with a white patch)
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
What breakdown seevice do scousers use?

The Ay Ay, Ay Ay Calmdown"

#JokeFriday
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I was in Bevans earlier. I asked a young woman in there, "What do you think is best for removing grease on an oven door?"

She said, "ammonia cleaner".

"Sorry, I thought you worked here."

#JokeThursday
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I bought a head of lettuce from a fruit and veg shop called Mammas and Papas on a winter's day.

After a few days left in the fridge, I had to throw it out because all the leaves were brown.

#JokeThursday
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Janine has her eyes replaced.
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hen Galan Hapus I Chi Gyd
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
#DyddGŵylSantesDwynwen is on Sunday, 25th January. I have a few cards left if anyone is interested?

£3.70 incl 1st class post.
£2.87 incl 2nd class post

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January 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
How big are penguins ?
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It's snowing. Come the morning, I may need a pair of Permagrip. Timpsons, £19.99. 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM