FGC Doomer Takes
@fgcdoomer.bsky.social
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2nd place is 1st loser
Why would I celebrate winning?
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Why would I celebrate winning?
You will always be remembered as the guy getting shitted on in a viral twitch clip
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
You will always be remembered as the guy getting shitted on in a viral twitch clip
You went 2-2 in an 8-man local? Public transit just banned you. Time for a 3-hour walk of shame.
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
You went 2-2 in an 8-man local? Public transit just banned you. Time for a 3-hour walk of shame.
You are a no-name extra in a Sports Anime. Your matches are fast-forwarded as part of a Shonen Protagonist's training montage
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
You are a no-name extra in a Sports Anime. Your matches are fast-forwarded as part of a Shonen Protagonist's training montage
I never ragequit
because I never quit. Why stop playing when I can spend the entire day being miserable instead?
because I never quit. Why stop playing when I can spend the entire day being miserable instead?
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I never ragequit
because I never quit. Why stop playing when I can spend the entire day being miserable instead?
because I never quit. Why stop playing when I can spend the entire day being miserable instead?
Fighting games are for everyone
Except you, specifically. 400+ hrs of proof across different FGs, including Smash, that you're just not the target audience.
Except you, specifically. 400+ hrs of proof across different FGs, including Smash, that you're just not the target audience.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Fighting games are for everyone
Except you, specifically. 400+ hrs of proof across different FGs, including Smash, that you're just not the target audience.
Except you, specifically. 400+ hrs of proof across different FGs, including Smash, that you're just not the target audience.
You disconnected in the middle of a losing streak because the FBI agent tracking you told your ISP to cut your internet. They want you to stop playing fighting games
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You disconnected in the middle of a losing streak because the FBI agent tracking you told your ISP to cut your internet. They want you to stop playing fighting games
Whenever you get kicked off the cab in Hub, LTG appears in the in-game monitor and tells you to kill yourself
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Whenever you get kicked off the cab in Hub, LTG appears in the in-game monitor and tells you to kill yourself
2nd place is 1st loser
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
2nd place is 1st loser