Fhyra
@fhyra.bsky.social
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30 (Billion) Female. Oncologist. Finance? The Goddess. Vore (pred only, I love eating preds too so... you're in even more danger~) & Macro. 18+. If you're reading this, I've already eaten you, so squirm, worship, beg. Perma'd: ∞ + you. 🧡 Kammy 🧡
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Fhyra. 🧡

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I *LOVE* KARKAT

🧡

I am really sorry to hear you had such a bad experience though :(
I probably would have become too hyperfixated on it and for sure I'd have been too involved for my own good.
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Yesss, I've devoured it. :9c
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Also I am happy now I didn't find this back when I was younger because it would have 100% ruined my life LMAO
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I'm not trying. I've already succeeded, pawleashed perv. 🧡
It is just one specific universe in the Fhyraverse~
Also perfect I have a chance to use my favourite clippy.doom gif:
a paper clip with googly eyes and headphones
ALT: a paper clip with googly eyes and headphones
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I'm actually surprised no-one's made a template for this.
Weak fandom tsk tsk.
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He's been timed out underpaw, he's hardly suffering :3c

You pervs.
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*steppie dooms you into time out*

You're getting smooshed underpaw for eternity, now because of you those mortals are stuck... at home... :3c
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At least I had time to tweak this before they booted it for the first time :^)

Imagine the (extra) chaos otherwise.
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Doo-dee doo-dee deedeedoodoodee. (The song is stuck in my head)
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This is clearly how it started by the way. It makes complete sense.
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[+] organized your backups, look! (Pulls up a mortal's game)
O-oh. These aren't--

F: Kari. (glare) Where. Are the universe creating froggy-discs.

K: (is doomed)

F: (sighs) Now I have to do it manually...

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[Ominous ***** loading screen music plays...]
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F: Hmm... some of my universe creating backups are missing... Where could they have gone...?

K: (super proudly) Fhyra, Fhyra I have done my good deed for the millennium!

F: (susses) What have you broken this time, snotfox.

K: Nothing! I just helped deliver a new game to the mortals! Also I [+]
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Tenemos que acostumbrarnos a la longitud de nuestros morros HAHAHA
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Also GoT was actually megatragic hahaha, but at least I've read the books so as long as the dood actually writes the thing (because holy me) I'll get a satisfying conclusion.
And if I don't I'll just prioritize my headcanon pfff, ezpz, it's my fiction now bc it's in my brain. 🧡
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I need to show off more mhm!

It's unbelievably good honestly I'm still in awe at how amazing a job they did 🧡
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That's all fine, I'd rather experience it all~
And well, while flash's death is clearly tragic for homestuck, as long as I can get a general idea, I can just let my imagination fill in the blanks.
I don't hate that to be honest. And then maybe one day it will be whole again. :3c
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*Finishes watching the homestuck pilot*
Sigh...
Fine...
It is time... time to finally read this.

I'm scared bc if I like it I'll devour through it in less than a week.
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Toby sounds unbelievably edible in his homestuck voice acting omg. So nerdy and precious.
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Have a little divine steppie. As a treat.
The last thing you see before you're tenderized and become **my** actual treat~

(Kari's poutily, yet eagerly looking forwards to being next~
The precious perv~) 🧡
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Before #FursuitFriday is over (or rather Fhyra friday... although every day is Fhyra day~ But I digress) I shall share...
myself with the cute stripeboy 🧡
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Cute stripes finally got a little generous reward from the Goddess~

Follow-up to bsky.app/profile/fhyr...!

🎨: by wonderful amazing @magenta7.bsky.social & @zadnicakota.bsky.social 🧡
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(Every time you answer correctly I also churn you faster but you won't know that~) :3c
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His name is tony toby radiation fox which is TTRF which coincidentally also stands for Tricky Tinydog Reallylikes Fhyra

obviously :3c
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*Ominous gurgles*

Every time you answer incorrectly I churn you faster 🧡
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I wanna eat tony radioactive fox.

Because.

What do you think he tastes like.