festive fifiggy puds
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doin the hokey wokey
knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra
creative speller and inadequate poorf reader
knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra
creative speller and inadequate poorf reader
just had my first eye test, I have better than perfect eyes, the eyes of a child, vision of impeccable clarity
so it’s just the spatial awareness I need to work on if I want the shins to be less bruised
so it’s just the spatial awareness I need to work on if I want the shins to be less bruised
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
just had my first eye test, I have better than perfect eyes, the eyes of a child, vision of impeccable clarity
so it’s just the spatial awareness I need to work on if I want the shins to be less bruised
so it’s just the spatial awareness I need to work on if I want the shins to be less bruised
phone has updated so my life is ruined
what are these colours, why is photos like that, when will this feel less traumatic?
(almost immediately but for now it’s unacceptable)
what are these colours, why is photos like that, when will this feel less traumatic?
(almost immediately but for now it’s unacceptable)
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
phone has updated so my life is ruined
what are these colours, why is photos like that, when will this feel less traumatic?
(almost immediately but for now it’s unacceptable)
what are these colours, why is photos like that, when will this feel less traumatic?
(almost immediately but for now it’s unacceptable)
anyone got any minor problems you’d like me to assist in making bigger?
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
anyone got any minor problems you’d like me to assist in making bigger?
mini disks, the answer to a very short lived problem and now another of my ‘I’m keeping these because I’ll definitely be using them again in future’ (untruthful) problems
#Christmas 1998: Electronics and Storage & Accessories from Maplin
(+Micro Systems; Anti Shock CD Player; CD Car Kit; RDS Radio; PLL Radio alarm; Special Effect Headphone; RF Headphones; 3D Headphones; CD Storage; and Minidisk Packs)
(+Micro Systems; Anti Shock CD Player; CD Car Kit; RDS Radio; PLL Radio alarm; Special Effect Headphone; RF Headphones; 3D Headphones; CD Storage; and Minidisk Packs)
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
mini disks, the answer to a very short lived problem and now another of my ‘I’m keeping these because I’ll definitely be using them again in future’ (untruthful) problems
yet again my plans are being foiled by a small dog curled up on my lap
gonna change the plans to enjoying the small dog curled up on my lap
gonna change the plans to enjoying the small dog curled up on my lap
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
yet again my plans are being foiled by a small dog curled up on my lap
gonna change the plans to enjoying the small dog curled up on my lap
gonna change the plans to enjoying the small dog curled up on my lap
I invite you to enjoy a look at a few pages of this decidedly tame jazz mag from 1958
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I invite you to enjoy a look at a few pages of this decidedly tame jazz mag from 1958
that lead needs tidying but Christmas is happening
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
that lead needs tidying but Christmas is happening
I don’t mean to brag but…
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don’t mean to brag but…
today I have learned that if you tell anyone you’re going to Costco, they react like you’ve going to Barbados or something
(righty so, Costco’s ace)
(righty so, Costco’s ace)
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
today I have learned that if you tell anyone you’re going to Costco, they react like you’ve going to Barbados or something
(righty so, Costco’s ace)
(righty so, Costco’s ace)
sometimes I feel like I can’t cope and that’s when the universe sends me more bullshit to remind me that life can actually be better when it’s not worse
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sometimes I feel like I can’t cope and that’s when the universe sends me more bullshit to remind me that life can actually be better when it’s not worse
went to see this, it was great
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
went to see this, it was great
off to see Jeremy Corbyn in panto - lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
off to see Jeremy Corbyn in panto - lol
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
BOOZE SOUP!
today’s topics on Storm Huntley are, as always, ‘are you someone who wouldn’t usually have the chance to, but would really like to do some racism on television?’ here’s the number to call
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
today’s topics on Storm Huntley are, as always, ‘are you someone who wouldn’t usually have the chance to, but would really like to do some racism on television?’ here’s the number to call
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
it’s officially fire time
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it’s officially fire time
phone just announced it had made a montage of carefully curated photos for me
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
phone just announced it had made a montage of carefully curated photos for me
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
started doing some plumbing
am now wishing I was a plumber
am now wishing I was a plumber
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
started doing some plumbing
am now wishing I was a plumber
am now wishing I was a plumber
one of the last things my father ever said to me was that he was ‘sorry about my edzachary disease’ - cue me falling straight into the trap, much to his amusement
I will treasure that dad joke forever
I will treasure that dad joke forever
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
one of the last things my father ever said to me was that he was ‘sorry about my edzachary disease’ - cue me falling straight into the trap, much to his amusement
I will treasure that dad joke forever
I will treasure that dad joke forever
frickles and battered Brussels sprouts with garlic and herb dip, Michelin Star worthy fodder
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
frickles and battered Brussels sprouts with garlic and herb dip, Michelin Star worthy fodder
pretty places in the moonlight
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
pretty places in the moonlight
gutted spooky season is ending as it means that the cobwebs festooning my home will now be deemed unacceptable again
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gutted spooky season is ending as it means that the cobwebs festooning my home will now be deemed unacceptable again
I’m puppysitting Baby Keith and it turns out he’s a mental healthcare professional, he takes his job very seriously, I feel better all ready
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m puppysitting Baby Keith and it turns out he’s a mental healthcare professional, he takes his job very seriously, I feel better all ready
my relaxed ‘putting things off until tomorrow’ has all too quickly turned into ‘well that should have been done many many days ago’ panic
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
my relaxed ‘putting things off until tomorrow’ has all too quickly turned into ‘well that should have been done many many days ago’ panic
they say that if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room and that’s why I just used night cream in my face at 1pm in the afternoon 🤘
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they say that if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room and that’s why I just used night cream in my face at 1pm in the afternoon 🤘