@fiftycubed.bsky.social
Writer of the fantasy erotica, "A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties". Over 1,000 pages and #4 on the site! (https://chyoa.com/user/Fiftyfiftyfifty)
Profile pic is from the game Sakura Knight.
Profile pic is from the game Sakura Knight.
There is no party like a Castle Phoenix party. chyoa.com/chapter/Have...
Have a grand reunion.
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December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There is no party like a Castle Phoenix party. chyoa.com/chapter/Have...
Me sleepy. But me still live. Me write about fire butt and ice boob. Life good. chyoa.com/chapter/Bunn...
Bunny Hop to Crystal Lake.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me sleepy. But me still live. Me write about fire butt and ice boob. Life good. chyoa.com/chapter/Bunn...
Moving into the holiday season, I'm gonna be pretty tired, so updates are going to be sporadic. Sorry about that! I'll be working a lot over the next couple weeks, as well as the last bit of December (I can't wait until the new year).
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Moving into the holiday season, I'm gonna be pretty tired, so updates are going to be sporadic. Sorry about that! I'll be working a lot over the next couple weeks, as well as the last bit of December (I can't wait until the new year).
Fang's poetry: "What is it like, to bed both a woman of fire and ice? Is it like an ice cube blowjob? Things to ponder." It's sort of like an ancient proverb. chyoa.com/chapter/Char...
Charge!
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November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fang's poetry: "What is it like, to bed both a woman of fire and ice? Is it like an ice cube blowjob? Things to ponder." It's sort of like an ancient proverb. chyoa.com/chapter/Char...
Can you best the deadly pirate captain? Time to bring the thunder! chyoa.com/chapter/Lear...
Learn the truth.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can you best the deadly pirate captain? Time to bring the thunder! chyoa.com/chapter/Lear...
From scorching hot to freezing cold, the adventure continues. Surely the last island you were on was more enjoyable than this, but only one team can slay Thunderbeard! chyoa.com/chapter/Ente...
Enter the frozen wastes.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
From scorching hot to freezing cold, the adventure continues. Surely the last island you were on was more enjoyable than this, but only one team can slay Thunderbeard! chyoa.com/chapter/Ente...
What's worse, scorching hot or freezing cold? Hopefully you won't have to stay here long enough to consider an answer. chyoa.com/chapter/Regr...
Regroup outside.
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October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What's worse, scorching hot or freezing cold? Hopefully you won't have to stay here long enough to consider an answer. chyoa.com/chapter/Regr...
At last, the mysterious island has been reached. What lies in store for you and your party? For starters, probably something HOT. chyoa.com/chapter/Prep...
Prepare to arrive.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
At last, the mysterious island has been reached. What lies in store for you and your party? For starters, probably something HOT. chyoa.com/chapter/Prep...
Short but spicy update this week. We've almost arrived at our destination! chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
Check in on Amara.
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October 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Short but spicy update this week. We've almost arrived at our destination! chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
To an elf, it's almost as if there are two different versions of speaking someone's first name. One is to their closet friends, while the other is to whom they love. The context seems to be key, though as a non-elf, it can be difficult to tell. chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
Check in on Lalarin, Stax, Fava, and Lynx.
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September 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
To an elf, it's almost as if there are two different versions of speaking someone's first name. One is to their closet friends, while the other is to whom they love. The context seems to be key, though as a non-elf, it can be difficult to tell. chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
Continue sailing the seas with your party of hotties (yes Bek is included in that). Soon you'll be at your destination, and then the real challenge begins... chyoa.com/chapter/Lift...
Lift their hood.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Continue sailing the seas with your party of hotties (yes Bek is included in that). Soon you'll be at your destination, and then the real challenge begins... chyoa.com/chapter/Lift...
Only a few pages this week, but they're important! Everyone knows you're supposed to empty your balls before a big adventure. That's a classic saying! chyoa.com/chapter/Walk...
Walk the ship.
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September 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Only a few pages this week, but they're important! Everyone knows you're supposed to empty your balls before a big adventure. That's a classic saying! chyoa.com/chapter/Walk...
We're not done having steamy seafaring adventures yet! Get back out there and find that booty. chyoa.com/chapter/Sail...
Sail the rest of the way.
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September 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We're not done having steamy seafaring adventures yet! Get back out there and find that booty. chyoa.com/chapter/Sail...
If Stax is the one aboard the ship who can stretch the most, does that make her Luffy? chyoa.com/chapter/Retu...
Return to the ship.
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August 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If Stax is the one aboard the ship who can stretch the most, does that make her Luffy? chyoa.com/chapter/Retu...
Avast ye mateys. We be goin to sea in search of booty (and revenge). Batten down the sails! Unfurl the hatches! Yarr! chyoa.com/chapter/Prep...
Prepare for adventure!
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August 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Avast ye mateys. We be goin to sea in search of booty (and revenge). Batten down the sails! Unfurl the hatches! Yarr! chyoa.com/chapter/Prep...
Play time is over. The sequel quest begins. You're not yet finished with the sea, and it isn't done with you either! chyoa.com/chapter/Reac...
Reach the climax of your bath.
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August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Play time is over. The sequel quest begins. You're not yet finished with the sea, and it isn't done with you either! chyoa.com/chapter/Reac...
It might be only a few pages this week, but they're long ones. Enjoy the climax of bath time! chyoa.com/chapter/Watc...
Watch her dance.
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August 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It might be only a few pages this week, but they're long ones. Enjoy the climax of bath time! chyoa.com/chapter/Watc...
Not the biggest update this week, but at least it's one of the wettest! Actually... With how many bath scenes there have been, and a couple arcs underwater, I guess that isn't true. chyoa.com/chapter/Get-...
Get back to the bath.
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July 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not the biggest update this week, but at least it's one of the wettest! Actually... With how many bath scenes there have been, and a couple arcs underwater, I guess that isn't true. chyoa.com/chapter/Get-...
Splish splash I was taking a bath~ chyoa.com/chapter/Enjo...
Enjoy your well-earned dip.
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July 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Splish splash I was taking a bath~ chyoa.com/chapter/Enjo...
It's good to be heading home, especially when your new allies include a big, busty dragon! chyoa.com/chapter/Tip-...
Tip your seamstress.
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July 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's good to be heading home, especially when your new allies include a big, busty dragon! chyoa.com/chapter/Tip-...
A New Ship! Your Crew of Hopeless Sailors. Is that anything? chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
Check in on the repairs.
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July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A New Ship! Your Crew of Hopeless Sailors. Is that anything? chyoa.com/chapter/Chec...
Yarr! We be sailing the seas, hunting for booty! Come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams. chyoa.com/chapter/Be-d...
Be dragged below.
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July 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yarr! We be sailing the seas, hunting for booty! Come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams. chyoa.com/chapter/Be-d...
Hero King on the streets, Demon King in the sheets. This is my biggest update in awhile, so I hope you enjoy! chyoa.com/chapter/Stri...
Strike.
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June 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hero King on the streets, Demon King in the sheets. This is my biggest update in awhile, so I hope you enjoy! chyoa.com/chapter/Stri...
A decently sized update this week! I hope you all enjoy. chyoa.com/chapter/Find...
Find your party.
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June 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A decently sized update this week! I hope you all enjoy. chyoa.com/chapter/Find...
In a world of fantasy, romance can be found even in a deep, mysterious cave. It's a beautiful sight to behold, and I'm not talking about the luminescent mushrooms. chyoa.com/chapter/Foll...
Follow the tunnel.
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June 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In a world of fantasy, romance can be found even in a deep, mysterious cave. It's a beautiful sight to behold, and I'm not talking about the luminescent mushrooms. chyoa.com/chapter/Foll...