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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social
@findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social
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Middle aged married mom. Reader of all things monster | alien | dark | why choose | fantasy. Converses entirely in memes & emojis 😈
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I'm a 35yo married mom of two, that is addicted to her kindle, reading copious amounts of smut, drowning herself in iced coffee, and communicating everything via memes. So let's chat books, book boyfriends/girlfriends, and argue who has come up with the best monster peens 🍆
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Ready to live your cozy cottagecore smutty dreams? 🤩

The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart

The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town
Had an absolutely fantastic morning at Powell's books in Portland this morning for the friends & family sale 🖤🖤🖤 #bookhaul #booksale #bookshopping #romancebooks #monsterromancebooks #darkromancebooks #powellsbooks #portlandoregon
This was hot af and surprisingly sweet. The writing was so good, and the smut? 🥵🥵

#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo
Cannot wait to go peruse the bookstore later this morning. Will I be good and just look? Probably not. Because I have zero self control.
Go support my friends debut hockey romance that releases on the 24th on KU but the paperback went live on Amazon today! Love you @jennaaavh.bsky.social 🫶🏼🫶🏼

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTJCNDP...
Today I'm spending streaming the eras tour and reading monster smut. And giving a big 🖕🏼 to all those fuck heads in Washington today.
They sold to someone. It's finding out who.
Wtf. Is TikTok back already? What is happening?
Pick me pick me 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
Also, I definitely did not save enough TikTok videos in time, but I'm glad this was of the highest priority #tiktok #tiktokban #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #dvcree
Anyone else just completely disassociating this next week? My anxiety is thru the roof. And it simultaneously feels like I'm being too dramatic and not dramatic enough.... 😒
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Before we continue with mass following #booksky there’s probably some things I should share about my beliefs:

🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round
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It was never just another app.

It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.

And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️‍🩹🫶🏻

#booksky #tiktokban
The amount of books I've been buying since the election. Literally anything I can get my hands on. And especially books that are already on banned lists, or books that are at risk for being banned
Lemme know when you figure it out... 😒
I'm so beyond fucking pissed. The effect this will have... on so many things and so many aspects of every day life. I'm truly fucking speechless
Got a new bookshelf so was rearranging things around, and now have a bunch of books to purge. I wish there was a book swap system where every time we want to clean out our shelves we can just swap books with people!