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Middle aged married mom. Reader of all things monster | alien | dark | why choose | fantasy. Converses entirely in memes & emojis 😈

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Nov 26

Obligatory intro post:
I'm a 35yo married mom of two, that is addicted to her kindle, reading copious amounts of smut, drowning herself in iced coffee, and communicating everything via memes. So let's chat books, book boyfriends/girlfriends, and argue who has come up with the best monster peens 🍆

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Elle Sterling @ellesterlingauthor.bsky.social · Mar 30

Ready to live your cozy cottagecore smutty dreams? 🤩

The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart

The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Feb 2

Had an absolutely fantastic morning at Powell's books in Portland this morning for the friends & family sale 🖤🖤🖤 #bookhaul #booksale #bookshopping #romancebooks #monsterromancebooks #darkromancebooks #powellsbooks #portlandoregon

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 30

This was hot af and surprisingly sweet. The writing was so good, and the smut? 🥵🥵

#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 30

100% 🙋🏻‍♀️

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 30

Monsters just do it better 😊 @tiffanyroberts.bsky.social @emilyantoinette.bsky.social @rubydixon.bsky.social @opalreyne.bsky.social @victoriaaveline.bsky.social @zoeydraven.bsky.social #monsterromancebooks #alienromancebooks #bookboyfriends

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 29

New MMA dark why choose romance by Madi Danielle coming this Friday!
#darkromancebooks #newbookrelease #whychooseromancebooks #Indieauthor #kindleunlimited

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 25

Cannot wait to go peruse the bookstore later this morning. Will I be good and just look? Probably not. Because I have zero self control.

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 24

Finished Onyx Storm. I am NOT ok.

#onyxstorm #rebeccayarros

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 20

Go support my friends debut hockey romance that releases on the 24th on KU but the paperback went live on Amazon today! Love you @jennaaavh.bsky.social 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 20

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 20

Today I'm spending streaming the eras tour and reading monster smut. And giving a big 🖕🏼 to all those fuck heads in Washington today.

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

They sold to someone. It's finding out who.

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

Wtf. Is TikTok back already? What is happening?

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

Pick me pick me 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

Also, I definitely did not save enough TikTok videos in time, but I'm glad this was of the highest priority #tiktok #tiktokban #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #dvcree

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

Anyone else just completely disassociating this next week? My anxiety is thru the roof. And it simultaneously feels like I'm being too dramatic and not dramatic enough.... 😒

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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · Jan 19

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

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thespòókieth @thespookieth.bsky.social · Jan 19

Before we continue with mass following #booksky there’s probably some things I should share about my beliefs:

🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round

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Megan 📚🫶🏻 @midwestreading.bsky.social · Jan 19

It was never just another app.

It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.

And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️‍🩹🫶🏻

#booksky #tiktokban

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

The amount of books I've been buying since the election. Literally anything I can get my hands on. And especially books that are already on banned lists, or books that are at risk for being banned

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

Lemme know when you figure it out... 😒

findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 19

I'm so beyond fucking pissed. The effect this will have... on so many things and so many aspects of every day life. I'm truly fucking speechless

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findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social @findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social · Jan 15

Got a new bookshelf so was rearranging things around, and now have a bunch of books to purge. I wish there was a book swap system where every time we want to clean out our shelves we can just swap books with people!