I think im the least favorite of my parents’ two children

Does anyone elses parents just decide to just lay on your bed. Cause like dad your room is like literally adjacent to mine

People who make fun of school fire drills are the same people who either instigate or die in stampedes

My stupid ass forgot to turn the burner on

My mistake, but that doesnt magically make the mage a lizard

Hate to be pedantic but whats an axolotl doing here

Motherfuckers full wipe you on a game and have the audacity to act offended when you express your grief

“Oh bros mad over an fps game” HONESTLY FUCK OFF MAN

Nekomata and miyabi being right there

I just realized, this is that one josuke pose isnt it?

The redebut is almost here and I couldn't be more excited! There has been a ton of love and effort put into this and I can't wait to show you all!
January 13th at 6:30 PM EST will be the official trailer and model debut!
I've got a lot of updates planned, so stay tuned for more info! 💙🐦‍⬛

I find it so novel that fireworks go off in my neighborhood when it struck midnight

Am i to take this as an augury for the next year to come

I just got mine today as well!

Does the guy who says “thats all folks!” come out and rim the urethra or