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I’ll never forget what my dear old granddad said right before he kicked the bucket
He said “Grandson, how far you think I could kick this bucket?“
He said “Grandson, how far you think I could kick this bucket?“
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’ll never forget what my dear old granddad said right before he kicked the bucket
He said “Grandson, how far you think I could kick this bucket?“
He said “Grandson, how far you think I could kick this bucket?“
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food on another day.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food on another day.
I will always remember my grandmothers voice saying "Never take laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night" if you want a happy marriage. Great advise!
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I will always remember my grandmothers voice saying "Never take laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night" if you want a happy marriage. Great advise!
Some people ask the secret of a long marriage. For us, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go on Fridays!
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Some people ask the secret of a long marriage. For us, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go on Fridays!
I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, & ignore them like all the other adults.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, & ignore them like all the other adults.
I believe that in the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I believe that in the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.
I have a superiority complex? I'll just wait here while you Google the definition.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have a superiority complex? I'll just wait here while you Google the definition.
If you don't have time to make cupcakes for your kid's classroom party, vodka shots are a perfectly acceptable substitute.
I hope.
I hope.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you don't have time to make cupcakes for your kid's classroom party, vodka shots are a perfectly acceptable substitute.
I hope.
I hope.
The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now wife wants to know why I keep calling her homey.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now wife wants to know why I keep calling her homey.
Someone just called me antisocial. I told them to shut the "F" up and get the hell away from me.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Someone just called me antisocial. I told them to shut the "F" up and get the hell away from me.
I once stuck my fingers inside an old baseball mitt in my garage, and was stung by a bee in it. So now I make sure that my first dates always end in a firm handshake.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I once stuck my fingers inside an old baseball mitt in my garage, and was stung by a bee in it. So now I make sure that my first dates always end in a firm handshake.
I emailed my ex, "Are you still alive" and she emailed back ,"No" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I emailed my ex, "Are you still alive" and she emailed back ,"No" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell.
Saw a chubby little girl on playground playing teatherball all by herself. Made me so sad to see this so I stopped the car, and joined in her game...and smoked her 15-0! #dadjoke
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Saw a chubby little girl on playground playing teatherball all by herself. Made me so sad to see this so I stopped the car, and joined in her game...and smoked her 15-0! #dadjoke
In my best Queen Bohemian Rhapsody voice; “Thunderbolts of lightening, my ex is extremely freighting….Galileo Figaro………..
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In my best Queen Bohemian Rhapsody voice; “Thunderbolts of lightening, my ex is extremely freighting….Galileo Figaro………..
Hardly seems fair that exercising restraint doesn't burn carbs.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hardly seems fair that exercising restraint doesn't burn carbs.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... it probably needs a little more time in the oven.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... it probably needs a little more time in the oven.