Furry Gay Marriage call that Animal Husbandry

i went to dyke bottom farm and everyone there knew you

Telling my FFS surgeon that the goal is to look passable to cis people but still visibly trans to other trans people. (Schrödinger's Clock if you will)

*flirting with a Yu-Gi-Oh player*

“Maybe later I could show you my Trap Hole? ;)”

“Babe you know I don’t like it when you call yourself slurs”

Theres a kpop song where they flip into english to say “Video Game Coca-Cola Heart Attack” and I like to imagine the writing process behind that was “just say something Americans can relate to”

Metal has gone WOKE, they’ve got a whole genre for BlackGays now!! When will the DEI madness end??🦅🇺🇸

“Wow babe, is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me :3”

“Both!”

“Wait, wha–“

*pistol-whips me across the face*

“You said you wanted me strapped up as soon as you came home, right puppy?”

*barks blissfully, passes out from the blunt force trauma”

Imagine if the Gaga trans rumors began because some 2009 tgirl misinterpreted her line about “bluffing with my muffing”

You know that feeling when you call an artist you idolize “mother” then realize you’re literally already older than her and just start staring at the wall wondering what you’ve done with your life?

My transition will never be complete until I get The Surgery (fluffy tail surgically attached to my spine that I can feel and wag)

God made me short cuz she knew I was meant to be chest height on 6-foot baddies🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

English is so weird like you’d expect based on the roots that ‘hemophilia’ would mean a fetish for blood but nooo some doctor had to come along and ruin the fun

Whipping Girl is a nice outline of What Happens To You When You Exit The Patriarchy, and therefore crucial to any queer person who want to know why their life suddenly Got Bad after coming out.

Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries... and apply it nationally—to the internet.

Under the guise of protecting kids from "pornography"

www.lee.senate.gov/2025/2/senat...

Lucy’s a true ally putting out a song dedicated to our atrophied sisters

All Nazis must die. Immediately.

Passed out several times making your skincare but you’re worth it, alpha 😮‍💨

Didn’t get a lot out of my theatre degree but I did enjoy that class that taught us how to mentally shift into the headspace of an animal and then embody it through our movement. Definitely didn’t awaken anything in me 😅

My sharps container is a jar of pasta sauce because as a true italian I bleed marinara 🤌🏼

Told my endo i wanted to switch to injections for the improved effects instead of the real reason (t4t needleplay)

Yellowjackets fans be like “who is Pit Girl?” And I’m like “I’m literally right here, lift up those arms and let me at ‘em!😋”

lmao seeing cis woman post that scene from the handmaids tale where all the woman get fired bc they're not legally allowed to work anymore is making me feel insane, like you do realize that's not happening to you but it is happening to trans people, right? it's happening RIGHT NOW?

When Todd enlisted my help for the best list this year, he gave me a list of the songs but didn't include his number one pick "pink pony club".

instead, he put a decoy song by the same artist: "casual". the script for that won't see the light of day otherwise, so here is why "casual" is great imo.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths