Chicago Area Cryptid of Sexiness
@firesfletcher.bsky.social
Noivern, 18+ probably, 20 y/o
Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV
They/Them, EN/FR
I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account
@scorchinsharp on twitter
@hessianlobo.bsky.social seal 🏏
Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV
They/Them, EN/FR
I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account
@scorchinsharp on twitter
@hessianlobo.bsky.social seal 🏏
My sister and I looked around to find them and couldn't find anything, which is worrying. Are they down or incredibly well hidden?
I will have to force her to show me her camera app on her phone to figure it out. If she refuses, she has permanently ruined my trust in her.
I will have to force her to show me her camera app on her phone to figure it out. If she refuses, she has permanently ruined my trust in her.
Dude. I think I can fucking sue my aunt. Wdym there have been hidden cameras in the house for a year.
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My sister and I looked around to find them and couldn't find anything, which is worrying. Are they down or incredibly well hidden?
I will have to force her to show me her camera app on her phone to figure it out. If she refuses, she has permanently ruined my trust in her.
I will have to force her to show me her camera app on her phone to figure it out. If she refuses, she has permanently ruined my trust in her.
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS INSANE??? LIKE DAMN
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS INSANE??? LIKE DAMN
Well! In other news I'm watching the new knives out and holy shit this writing is amazing holy shit
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Well! In other news I'm watching the new knives out and holy shit this writing is amazing holy shit
I am deadass. This is just one part of many levels of elder abuse my grandma is going through. My grandma is living in hell and is too nice to try to solve it and my aunt and cousin are miserable and just want to become miserable.
Dude. I think I can fucking sue my aunt. Wdym there have been hidden cameras in the house for a year.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I am deadass. This is just one part of many levels of elder abuse my grandma is going through. My grandma is living in hell and is too nice to try to solve it and my aunt and cousin are miserable and just want to become miserable.
Dude. I think I can fucking sue my aunt. Wdym there have been hidden cameras in the house for a year.
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dude. I think I can fucking sue my aunt. Wdym there have been hidden cameras in the house for a year.
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I really love zutomayo, study me was my introduction to most of her masterpieces.
#zutomayo #zutomayofanart #zutomayofanart
#zutomayo #zutomayofanart #zutomayofanart
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I really love zutomayo, study me was my introduction to most of her masterpieces.
#zutomayo #zutomayofanart #zutomayofanart
#zutomayo #zutomayofanart #zutomayofanart
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November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Kansaete Kuyashiwa...
Ham to Shade to Hanaichi Monnme to Hunch Gray to Inside Joke fuck it youtube you may as well just make me cum atp
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Kansaete Kuyashiwa...
Ham to Shade to Hanaichi Monnme to Hunch Gray to Inside Joke fuck it youtube you may as well just make me cum atp
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ham to Shade to Hanaichi Monnme to Hunch Gray to Inside Joke fuck it youtube you may as well just make me cum atp
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I am not trying to fearmonger but if one of these people is your representative please call them and tell them to vote no on "Protect Children’s Innocence Act, H.R. 3492"
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am not trying to fearmonger but if one of these people is your representative please call them and tell them to vote no on "Protect Children’s Innocence Act, H.R. 3492"
55 pack points?????
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
55 pack points?????
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
Kami
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kami
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
"I just got this game, any tips?" posts are so annoying because why don't you just start the game and see what you struggle with lmao
The only games where those tips actually matter are live service or archaic games that desperately need it
The only games where those tips actually matter are live service or archaic games that desperately need it
December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I just got this game, any tips?" posts are so annoying because why don't you just start the game and see what you struggle with lmao
The only games where those tips actually matter are live service or archaic games that desperately need it
The only games where those tips actually matter are live service or archaic games that desperately need it
I think it's funny how I immediately recognized the FNAF 3 night 2 phone call dialogue in the mid credits scene of the FNAF 2 movie
Like damn bro I need to be put down
Like damn bro I need to be put down
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I think it's funny how I immediately recognized the FNAF 3 night 2 phone call dialogue in the mid credits scene of the FNAF 2 movie
Like damn bro I need to be put down
Like damn bro I need to be put down
Mega Rayquaza fucked me up
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Mega Rayquaza fucked me up
So like... have we stopped to consider if Alolans are just dumbasses and horrible at using mega evolved pokemon?
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So like... have we stopped to consider if Alolans are just dumbasses and horrible at using mega evolved pokemon?
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