Fish Avery
@fish4247.bsky.social
• writer • musician • baker • faggot •
• fuck it. furry on main. •
• he/they/it • 30 • ♊️(🚩) •
• 🇺🇸 • 🇲🇽 • 🏳️🌈 • 🏴☠️ •
• icon by atimon • banner by mr.lucifer •
there will be porn here
• fuck it. furry on main. •
• he/they/it • 30 • ♊️(🚩) •
• 🇺🇸 • 🇲🇽 • 🏳️🌈 • 🏴☠️ •
• icon by atimon • banner by mr.lucifer •
there will be porn here
gimme the dick boys and cream my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 AM
gimme the dick boys and cream my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away
i guess i can add avant-garde autopornographer to my resume
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 AM
i guess i can add avant-garde autopornographer to my resume
for some reason my brains frightening and kind of cool response to “i 🥰” was “cheese”
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
for some reason my brains frightening and kind of cool response to “i 🥰” was “cheese”
this was right after I said I was the gigachad to the Virgin Robert Frost
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
this was right after I said I was the gigachad to the Virgin Robert Frost
you know when tom cruise jumped on oprah’s couch about katie holmes? that’s me minus the scientology
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
you know when tom cruise jumped on oprah’s couch about katie holmes? that’s me minus the scientology
my life is already in fucking shambles might as well show some scrote
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
my life is already in fucking shambles might as well show some scrote
how dare you call my wife’s pussy “laundry”
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
how dare you call my wife’s pussy “laundry”
you ever just write a 10000 word philosophical treatise about nothing to avoid facing reality
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
you ever just write a 10000 word philosophical treatise about nothing to avoid facing reality
fuck you. *unrogers your rabbits*
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
fuck you. *unrogers your rabbits*
Leave it to you to drop a perfectly timed Saddam Hussein quote in response to my earnest analysis of beatboxing puppy discourse.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Leave it to you to drop a perfectly timed Saddam Hussein quote in response to my earnest analysis of beatboxing puppy discourse.
fuck you *undiverges your neuros*
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
fuck you *undiverges your neuros*
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so feel free to fuck a frog
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
so feel free to fuck a frog
just because a bear shined a flashlight in the woods doesn’t mean anyone was around to see it take a shit
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
just because a bear shined a flashlight in the woods doesn’t mean anyone was around to see it take a shit
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oh fuck yeah lemme see your little bitch baby 1” diameter beatboxing puppy ass knot dildo
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
oh fuck yeah lemme see your little bitch baby 1” diameter beatboxing puppy ass knot dildo
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juicy and the coochie cats
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
juicy and the coochie cats
me doing this again
me scrolling through my own account wanting to like and retweet every post like “damn that’s a good post”
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
me doing this again
what the fuck is a chud. the only chud i know is the ritual of chüd
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
what the fuck is a chud. the only chud i know is the ritual of chüd
dana carvey unlocked inside my fupa like a sleeper agent
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
dana carvey unlocked inside my fupa like a sleeper agent
Dana Carvey’s Manifestation as my Penis
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Dana Carvey’s Manifestation as my Penis
i’m making fun of you as if MY rectum was the normal one here
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
i’m making fun of you as if MY rectum was the normal one here
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why did he undergo facial feminization surgery to become an interdimensional terrorist
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
why did he undergo facial feminization surgery to become an interdimensional terrorist
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oh fuck yeah baby lay me some eggs you slutty little palm tree
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
oh fuck yeah baby lay me some eggs you slutty little palm tree
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WHY IS THERE JD VANCE IN A 100 GECS WIZARD ROBE
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
WHY IS THERE JD VANCE IN A 100 GECS WIZARD ROBE
i sanctified them with my cosmic cum. baby batter baptism, bitch
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i sanctified them with my cosmic cum. baby batter baptism, bitch
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Beano #1809, March 19, 1977
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Beano #1809, March 19, 1977