Fistucles
fistucles.bsky.social
Fistucles
@fistucles.bsky.social
I just wanted to play a couple rounds of a game before work, but no! 224 gb update. Thank you game publisher.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm gonna McLose it!
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Go thrifting to save money!" Ain't no way I'm waiting a half an hour to buy one item that I can get *instantly* for almost the same price.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tariffs out here ruining my vibe
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Gotta love the price tags that come with hobbies. FIVE grand for ONE piece of the puzzle; fuck me amirite!?
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm not gonna be that petty! (He was, in fact, going to be that petty)
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sorry for the double, but if you can find it in your wallet to help the baby pass... I dunno what I'll do, but give you love and praise for a long time
My best good buddy's pet bunny, Luke, is on hospice care and could use any help that anyone can provide. <3

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August 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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My best good buddy's pet bunny, Luke, is on hospice care and could use any help that anyone can provide. <3

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August 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tools are fucking expensive. That's all. See you in the ramen aisle 😅
August 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes, I miss what could be considered my "dream job," but then I get those instances of what I rarely or never saw. So, while retail is retail, it is nice being able to see someone's eyes light up when I can fix their, often times, prized possession.
August 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So here I am, getting my day started, and what am I greeted by? Fucking ai music. Thanks, I hate it.
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's almost time for me to wake up. So I guess I'm staying up. Unasked for advice, never break your sleep schedule if you can help it
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why I had to purchase a whole kit to get the thing I needed, I will never know.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I miss playing live with friends. Pic for reasons.
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ya know, sometimes I miss the days of sitting down for breakfast in front of the morning news. Mostly for local updates like boil water advisories and such.
July 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Look at this lil guy, just look at him!
July 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You know it's bad when an article from The Onion says the quiet part.
July 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Explain to me (but don't, please) the thought process of drivers in parking lots who pay zero attention to which side of the road they're on. You're not the only one with places to be!
July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I forget, how long do these fireworks go on for? When is it acceptable to do the old man thing and start yellin'?
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Not that anyone was wondering, but to let y'all know how much of a nerd I am, it's 2:45 am and I'm watching woodworking videos. It might be time to scavenge up some pallets
July 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"Monetize your hobbies," they said. It doesn't really count as monetizing if you turn around and spend that money on the hobby, does it? At least I have pretty objects to show for it 😅
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Why do most old things get "that" smell? You know the one I'm talking about.
June 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
June 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There's just something extra nice about readying a drill press to the pure delight and hype of Lil Jon.
June 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have never wanted to smack a program more than when the GPS says where I'm going might be closed when I get there. Bitch, I know! That's why I'm leaving now
June 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM