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It takes a lot of chutzpah to name your child, 'Historic'. Must be a girl child because the first name shortens to 'His'.
It was at the Historic Stewart Farm in Surrey, British Columbia in May 2025.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That's because you don't have #tmobile spam-call protection.
(Note, I'm not associated with them.)
Note also, block any tree that sends you a picture of their "wood".
the beech woods keep calling me...
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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As AI's energy demands soar, biochips might hold the answer. How do lab-grown neurons redefine computing efficiency?
Biochips Could Transform AI’s Energy Efficiency
Organoid intelligence blends lab-grown neurons with machine learning. Could this be the future of AI efficiency and adaptability?
spectrum.ieee.org
August 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
C.B.T. -->
Computer Based Training...?
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...?
No...
Cock and Ball Torture!!!
July 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Wait.... I almost got this... !!!!!!
This is the idea of, you take a bunch of body text from news sites, jam it into a stupid 6-column-wide format, then print it out on idiotically huge paper, like 14x32 inches? I've seen this stuff! Grandma wrapped Xmas presents in it! #writing #booksky
July 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The word February should not exist.
Specifically the first letter r in the word February should not be there. I demand immediate reconsideration of English spelling on this matter.
Please submit to my overlordality and change your spellings immediately.
#writing #booksky
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
As a member of the #Illuminati, please allow me to offer you this advice: do not approach.
Caution, #triffids!!
June 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you have vestiges of hostas, are they hostages? #writing #booksky
June 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lies I tell you, lies! I cannot stab deep the heart of my enemies with this Fern!
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
One of these is bigger than all the others. It's the queen mum. #Writing #puns #booksky
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I wrote a novel where the main character is tortured with the condensed agonies of many lifetimes of loss and hardship, but at the end he admits he's happy that at least he doesn't have a Rogers cellular plan.
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Buffy the vampire Slayer, cast change idea:
Pee-wee Herman / Paul Reubens as Angel.
Discuss.
June 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey, #Booksky peeps: JUST PUBLISHED my new book, 'Unreliable Narrator', on Kindle unlimited free, or a few bucks for ebook. Read a sample here:
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June 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Check out this book on Goodreads: Small Town Guy: An Accidental Psychic Romance www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...
Small Town Guy: An Accidental Psychic Romance
Discover and share books you love on Goodreads.
www.goodreads.com
May 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"Trump's advisors, unable to get Trump to understand the USA has no Russian prisoners, nor Russia any Americans, were relaxed about the deal. 'At least he's not giving away nuclear secrets like last week,' one said, shrugging." #Satire
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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"Trump, in a hurry because he had just filled his Depends adult diaper, apparently agreed to concessions just to get off the phone faster. The EU rep knew this from the disgust on the other faces in Trump's zoom call and exploited the situation."
May 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The GOP healthcare plan is, don't get sick, and if you get sick die quickly.
If you get sick, it's a moral failing & it's your fault. If you had been a better person (more Republican) you would never have gotten sick.
It takes no research to look at voting history. Therefore, GOP research is nil.
May 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I'm really confused why Anheuser-Busch, Marlboro, and the makers of Cheetos don't band together and lobby Congress to legalize weed.
May 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I believe it to be profoundly tragic that the South African country of #Eswatini has a yearly reed dance where thousands of women dance topless, jubilantly singing and having a great time... And most every other country doesn't.
May 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Question: why was there never a pregnant Barbie?
Answer: Because Ken always came in another box.
May 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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GBE engineering teams reportedly will have to deal with a constant wind blowing North throughout Kansas, largely due to the fact that Nebraska sucks.
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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1. Cover your face with dust from a Cheetos packet.
2. Acquire a ferret and place it atop your head.
3. Carefully study and practice how Gibbons hurl feces at passersby.
You are now ready to take the Donald Trump Cognitive Test.
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Tallahachie is not a location.
Tallahachie is an adjective, as in, to be similar to a Tallahach.
A Tallahach is the name for the type of person who believes, against all odds and common sense, that they will someday soon become fabulously attractive.
Never encourage a Tallahach.
The bridge was ugly.
April 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM