James Fitzjames
@fitzjames.bsky.social
I fucked my way into this mess, and by God I’ll fuck my way out.
Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit!
FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
FRIDAY AGAIN CROZY BABY
Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked!
Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything!
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything!
Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy!
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy!
James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD]
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD]
I, too, was kinkshamed by Norton Antivirus.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I, too, was kinkshamed by Norton Antivirus.
Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit
So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot.
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot.
I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"!
Maybe more. Imagine.
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Maybe more. Imagine.
Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending.
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending.
Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger!
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger!
Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”!
Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing!
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing!
Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes!
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes!
Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun!
CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE
CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY?
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY?
Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness
My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever
September 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass
You've been struck by
My ass
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass
You've been struck by
My ass
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!