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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway, I voted YES ON 50

Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 1d

Potential AI prompts used by the GOP for their smear campaign against prop 50:

“make it sound woke”

“like it’s coming from a lib”

“now make everyone in it a minority”

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 4d

Apparently there’s an asterisk after liberty and justice for all*

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 5d

We’re living in the dinosaurs post-apocalypse, the dolphins pre-apocalypse, and the humans current apocalypse

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 6d

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Distract the Israeli naval blockade and feed him for at least a couple days

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 8d

Republicans think their base is dumb enough not to realize that they’re cutting Medicaid to give themselves and their rich friends tax cuts, and they’re right

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 9d

Just a matter of time before trump wants to change the national language from English to American

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 10d

I am genuinely thrilled to learn that a Puerto Rican can legally run for president of the United States

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 12d

Nobody asked for this Portlandia/Homeland crossover episode

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 12d

It’s a tragic mistake to send troops to Portland. If the Oregon Trail has taught me anything, half will perish from dysentery

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 13d

My male guardian says I can’t do Riyadh Comedy Festival, I’m still in time out for driving in 2017

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 14d

The universe is in a constant state of flux, that’s why I propose all pants should have elastic waistbands

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 14d

Netanyahu does genocide and travels the world with impunity while I’m explaining to TSA that the moisture they detect is from packing wet wipes

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 17d

Disney hikes prices days after losing money over Kimmel outrage because nothing says we learned our lesson like a consistent profit margin

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 17d

Maybe the rapture happened and nobody made the cut

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 22d

Nothing gets you in trouble faster than non-violent anti-war protest

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · 22d

Not slander if it’s true

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · Jul 24

Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer for natural born citizens, not sure when my birth certificate expires

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Fizaa Dosani @fizaadosani.bsky.social · Jul 18

Power to the people yall ✊🏽 LA shows this weekend: TONIGHT 07/18 9:45pm at Comedy Store belly room and 07/20 9pm at Hollywood Improv main room

Pic 1 by Van Corona