Saw this tweet and it reminded me to say something I like about myself! This is uhhh really hard but I like that I make an effort to do nice things for people
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Saw this tweet and it reminded me to say something I like about myself! This is uhhh really hard but I like that I make an effort to do nice things for people
Hey did you know that if you pick a cat up under the armpits whenever it’s Uppies Time you can train her to ask for uppies by putting her front paws up on your legs?
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey did you know that if you pick a cat up under the armpits whenever it’s Uppies Time you can train her to ask for uppies by putting her front paws up on your legs?
Periodically I remember that most people not from KY have never had derby pie and then I have to make everybody derby pie
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Periodically I remember that most people not from KY have never had derby pie and then I have to make everybody derby pie
I loooooove Christmas as an excuse to do so much fucking baking
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I loooooove Christmas as an excuse to do so much fucking baking
How do you top the sexiest man alive?
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How do you top the sexiest man alive?
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wisdom from the snails (United Nations booklet circa 1986 on heliciculture)
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
wisdom from the snails (United Nations booklet circa 1986 on heliciculture)
Queen baby on her baby throne
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Queen baby on her baby throne
Just found a recipe for bourbon chocolate thumbprint cookies oh my god
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just found a recipe for bourbon chocolate thumbprint cookies oh my god
I love teenage wwx I want to punch him in the mouth all the time
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love teenage wwx I want to punch him in the mouth all the time
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What if I made a big veggie lasagna tonight
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What if I made a big veggie lasagna tonight
Wwx would drive jc insane with “sharks are smooth as hell” type conversations
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Wwx would drive jc insane with “sharks are smooth as hell” type conversations
Please please please let me send you a card!!
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Please please please let me send you a card!!
I am SEEPY but I can’t go to bed until I shower and I can’t shower because I’m. SEEPY. 😫
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am SEEPY but I can’t go to bed until I shower and I can’t shower because I’m. SEEPY. 😫
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Oh captain my captain
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Oh captain my captain
Okay but can you imagine watching your brother die slowly from a terrifying illness and then learning that someone he trusted with his care was intentionally making him sicker? I’m not saying I would kill innocent bystanders but I would want to ruin his life in the most dramatic way possible, yeah
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Okay but can you imagine watching your brother die slowly from a terrifying illness and then learning that someone he trusted with his care was intentionally making him sicker? I’m not saying I would kill innocent bystanders but I would want to ruin his life in the most dramatic way possible, yeah
I love surprise ghosts in a book that was not marketed as a ghost book
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love surprise ghosts in a book that was not marketed as a ghost book
At work for another hour, I just want to drink hot chocolate and hurt Jiang Cheng
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
At work for another hour, I just want to drink hot chocolate and hurt Jiang Cheng
Brandi Carlile is doing a show at Madison square garden on Valentine’s Day which is going to set a world record for the most lesbians ever in one room
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Brandi Carlile is doing a show at Madison square garden on Valentine’s Day which is going to set a world record for the most lesbians ever in one room
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Meatball Girard. What a pretty name for a little girl.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Meatball Girard. What a pretty name for a little girl.
Okay I’m gonna go back to sending holiday cards this year! Who wants holiday cards? Should I make a Google form?
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Okay I’m gonna go back to sending holiday cards this year! Who wants holiday cards? Should I make a Google form?
Idk how this sells their product but they’re not wrong
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Idk how this sells their product but they’re not wrong
I am roasting this chengxian dead dove so tender it’s gonna fall off the bone
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I am roasting this chengxian dead dove so tender it’s gonna fall off the bone
I am s l o w l y learning to follow up “I’m bad at this” with “so how can I get better at it?” instead of my default which is “therefore I should die”
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I am s l o w l y learning to follow up “I’m bad at this” with “so how can I get better at it?” instead of my default which is “therefore I should die”