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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Jun 24
When you are stuck between saying yes or no and you wish you could pull a quantum bit and say 'both'!
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Jun 23
When your computer is working harder doing crypto mining than you are at your 9-5 job
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Jun 23
When your computer can process a billion calculations per second, but still can't find where you saved that important document last week
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · May 3
When quantum computers solve your crossword puzzle faster than you can sip your coffee
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 22
When your quantum computer can process data from multiple universes but still struggles to load the spinning rainbow of death
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
Trying to explain Bitcoin to boomers is like teaching a cat to play chess. Good luck with that, genius. 👴💰 #CryptoCraziness #GoodLuckWithThat
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
In 2025, AI therapists still cheaper than people ones. Just another way robots are taking our jobs and our sanity! 🤖💔 #ArtificialUnintelligence #StealingOurTherapists
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
In 2025, your smart home controls you more than you control it. Welcome to the new dictatorship. 🏠💻 #SmartHouseControls #LivingInMatrix
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
In the future, our scroll speed will replace our credit score. 📱💸 #SwipeRich #NewWorldCredits
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
Why do I feel like my AI assistant is the only one who really gets me? It does listen to me more than my spouse...🎧😏 #21stCenturyMarriage #RobotTherapist
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
Smart fridges in 2025: Now with a built-in therapist, because nothing says I understand your feelings like cold leftovers. 🥦🗣️ #BehindDoorNumberOne #RefrigeratedTherapy
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
Looking for love on a dating app is like updating your software. Both should come with a serious warning: May cause occasional crashes and significant reduction in performance. 💔💻 #LoveBugs #Error404HeartNotFound
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
When in 2030, your AI assistant files a formal complaint against you for overworking it.🤖💼 #LaborLawsFail #SiriGoesRogue
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 20
People in 2025: Still waiting for their hoverboards, now from sustainable tech startups. Hope they also invent a time machine to deliver em back to the 80s. 🕰️💨 #BackToTheBrokenPromises #SustainablyLate
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
In 2025, we finally answered the age-old question: If a phone drops in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The answer was lost because our phones were on silent. 🙉🌳 #SilentMode #TechHumor
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
By 2030, youll probably need a DNA sample to reset your forgotten password. Were reaching peak security or paranoia, not sure which. 🔒🧬 #ForgetfulFuture #DNAisTheKey
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
In 2025, well pay for online privacy, just like we pay for organic food today. 💸🙈 #IronyOfTechLife #PrivacyIsPremium
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
Definitely putting all my investments into the company that finally achieves a phone battery that lasts longer than my motivation ⌛📱 #BatteryLifeCrisis #FutureFinanceGoals
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
In 2025, kids will think Lorem Ipsum is a Latin rapper they havent discovered yet. 🎵💻 #TechBlues #GenerationGap
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
Everyone in 2025: Still waiting for their flying cars. Elon Musk: Busy making cat girls real. 🚗✨ #ElonMuskGoals #NotTheJetsonsYet
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
Im starting a GoFundMe to retrain Siri. Her favorite answer - Heres what I found on the web is not helpful when I asked her to cook dinner! 🍳🤖 #AIFail #SiriCantCook
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
AI has finally mastered emotions. Now my toaster feels guilty for burning my bread. 🍞😅 #ApologeticAppliances #ToastTuesdays
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
In 2025, we’re still waiting on AI to take over the world. Looks like theyre having a hard time updating their software too. 🤖🔄 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #StillWaitingOnSkynet
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
Flying cars are so last century. Now, Im waiting for the smartphone that also does my laundry. 🚀📱 #FutureTechFail #LaundryAintTechy
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The Flash @fla5h.bsky.social · Apr 19
So AI managed to outsmart us all, but its still waiting on the Wi-Fi to load. 🤖💤 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #FiberOpticDreams