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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · Sep 20

This needs to be an Olympic sport!

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Jem's Jumpers UK @jemsjumpers.bsky.social · Sep 21

Since it’s Sunday, we're taking the day off, so let’s make this fun!

Drop a picture of YOUR jumping spiders below, I want to see all the spooder cuties 👇🥹 #jumpingspider #cute

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 21

First they lower the age for being prosecuted as an adult, then they lower the age of consent as well.
Finally they release the whole Epstein files which are now clean of child rape… 😳

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 20

Well, Halleluja and cheers!

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 20

‘Even if it’s made «other» people poorer’
There, fixed it for the muppet🫡

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 20

🤔
Why is the bulb on the left lamp not working….?

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · Sep 20

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

So… it’s like fu**ing for virginity? 🤔

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Well, he televised the handler meeting some weeks ago, so…yes?!🤔

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

If he thinks that will make up for the turd that was the ending of Lost..😠

Well, I guess it does. Good man, show the way!🫡🤘

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · Sep 19

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Dang, I miss his pure heart and his sharp tongue! 😞

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Fox Notnews:
‘We obtained text messages that clearly indicate that Marine One is a leftist terrorist helicopter, which tried to kill our beloved Fuehrer! We call for the destruction of all helicopters!’
Probably…🙄

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

😆😆😆
Got pulled over by a cop. He said “hey, how are you?”
I answered “sir, it’s: How high are you?”
Then the trouble started…

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

I am still waiting for my flying car!
Instead I got fridges that tell me to buy stuff I don’t want!
All the failed promises😡

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Ah, the Wochenschau is back. This time in color!

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · Sep 18

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

To paraphrase the Pythons ‘greatest joke ever’…

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

This
Is
Perfection
🫡

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

👍🫡

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Nancy’s astrologer adviced against it…🙄

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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

Yeah, good times when you could love at the stupidity.
Now it’s just shaking heads at the level of evilness 😖

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

I had the exact same thought when Ronny came with his astrologer the Bushes filled their coffers through waging wars; the first time the orange muppet took his reality show nationwide.
But now, with the level of hypocrisy and evilness this patchwork government of stupidity shows, I just feel numb…

Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social · Sep 19

How (not) to deal with tech megalomaniacs:

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...

Massive Attack remove music from Spotify to protest against CEO Daniel Ek’s investment in AI military

The band cited a ‘moral and ethical burden’ placed on artists by revenue from their work ultimately funding lethal technologies

www.theguardian.com

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Artemis Prime @artgarciasc.bsky.social · Sep 18

Let me make it easy to cancel.
These are the direct links so you don't get the runaround.

www.disneyplus.com/account/canc...

secure.hulu.com/account/cancel

Hulu Login | Hulu

secure.hulu.com

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