𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
@flawedproduct.bsky.social
⊘ DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. MDNI.
Pinned
ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you!
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious. do you expect a medal or some kind of praise for your impeccable observational skills?
. . . public health risk. . .
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you!
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )
( GIGGLING. what is she. four? )
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )
ooc.
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ooc.
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
ooc.
ruh roh raggy
ruh roh raggy
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ooc.
ruh roh raggy
ruh roh raggy
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol
April 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
ahhh.
I know what kind of man you are.
I know what kind of man you are.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE.
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
They need you to protect them from.....?
( She deliberately draws out the questioning tone, hoping for him to fill the answer. Her face is scrunched into an encouraging smile that just may seem a little patronising, even if the attention is not such. )
( She deliberately draws out the questioning tone, hoping for him to fill the answer. Her face is scrunched into an encouraging smile that just may seem a little patronising, even if the attention is not such. )
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE.
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
ooc.
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ooc.
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.
( thousand yard stare . )
your tone, mostly! do you speak to your mother with that mouth?
well golly-gee-willikers what tipped you off :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
( thousand yard stare . )
ooc.
martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next
martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ooc.
martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next
martin I see you in my notifs. is pebbles next
well golly-gee-willikers what tipped you off :)
are you being mean to me? :(
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
well golly-gee-willikers what tipped you off :)
you know, you should get that treated
im scared of the tar demon thats going to appear soon
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
you know, you should get that treated
ooc.
guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance
guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ooc.
guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance
guac. tell alice I'm sorry in advance
ooc.
god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :(
I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.
god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :(
I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ooc.
god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :(
I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.
god every bsky verse is so dead that even my popular fandoms are crickets. I miss how active my omni-man account used to be :(
I have a cecil too. I miss my bitchy old man. and god do I want to develop my star wars oc but alas.
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Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
𝐼'𝓂 𝐿𝓊𝓃𝒶 𝒮𝓃𝑜𝓌.⋆*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆
₊ ⊹ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃
𓂃 .𖥔 ݁ ˖⋆ ˚ .𖥔
݁ ˖ 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃
݁₊ ↟𖠰₊ . ݁. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.ᐟ
♡ × ↻
#MarvelRP × #MultiVerseRP
₊ ⊹ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃
𓂃 .𖥔 ݁ ˖⋆ ˚ .𖥔
݁ ˖ 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃
݁₊ ↟𖠰₊ . ݁. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.ᐟ
♡ × ↻
#MarvelRP × #MultiVerseRP
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
𝐼'𝓂 𝐿𝓊𝓃𝒶 𝒮𝓃𝑜𝓌.⋆*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆
₊ ⊹ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃
𓂃 .𖥔 ݁ ˖⋆ ˚ .𖥔
݁ ˖ 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃
݁₊ ↟𖠰₊ . ݁. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.ᐟ
♡ × ↻
#MarvelRP × #MultiVerseRP
₊ ⊹ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃
𓂃 .𖥔 ݁ ˖⋆ ˚ .𖥔
݁ ˖ 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃
݁₊ ↟𖠰₊ . ݁. 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈.ᐟ
♡ × ↻
#MarvelRP × #MultiVerseRP
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
So you need this iconic look for people to recognise you instantly and thus feel the security your presence brings? I suppose that does make a sort of sense!
I do not know what kind of circumstances you live in– or others of your realm for that matter, what is it that you do? What makes you a hero?
I do not know what kind of circumstances you live in– or others of your realm for that matter, what is it that you do? What makes you a hero?
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
Ah, an iconic look! I suppose it certainly succeeds in that regard! I can't imagine it would be easy to blend in with that design!
But if you are a hero, would your actions not make you recognisable enough?
But if you are a hero, would your actions not make you recognisable enough?
it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
