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Alexander J. Richardson
@fleapaw.bsky.social
writer (horror/cowboys/crime/speculative)🌵 doodler 🌵 cat enthusiast 🌵 rainbow safe 🌵amateur doofus
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Hi! (Too emphatic) Hi. My name’s Alexander J. Richardson. I write stories (some of them are good), talk about cats (some of them are mine), and generally have big-brain thoughts tempered by small-brain energy. Check my Linktree for free reads and other goodies: linktr.ee/alwrites86
Rich rainbow riders
claiming clouds to decorate
their piece of the sky

#poetry #haiku #rainbows #highinthesky
August 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Troubled toymakers
designing devious dolls
to torment toddlers
#poetry #haiku #horror #leavethekidsalone
July 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Poseidon stalking
a maiden in the temple
blind to her own plans
#poetry #haiku #medusa #mythologyrevised
May 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Foul fleas feasting on
a healthy pup, ravaging
it for sustenance
#poetry #haiku #parasites #people #overpopulation
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Young merpunks pressing
together beneath wild
whirlpools of change
#poetry #haiku #wavesnwonder
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Exterminator
mice, free from the labs, hunting
humans for a change
#poetry #haiku #peopletrap #madmice
April 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Cats prowling in the
night, singing rousing verses
of “A Meal Missed”

#poetry #haiku #cats #sillyguys #latesupper
March 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kansas wizards are
bound at the pyre, screaming
while flames feast on them
#poetry #haiku #ignorantmasses
March 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Rolling dice is twice
as nice when double digits
justify the vice
#poetry #haiku #fours #justneedasmallloan
March 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A wistful wizard
wishes worthwhile wonders
upon blooming bards
#poetry #haiku #musicismagic
March 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Troll, Banshee, Jinx, and Mischief. Pals past and present.
#cats
March 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Scarecrow? Oh, no, that’s
Strawstopher, and he’s here to
unionize the birds
#poetry #haiku #crows #workers
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lawful eels rise
angrily from murky depths
to protest pirates
#poetry #haiku #pirates #eels #shocking
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reanimated
ogres ogle suburban
swamps with grave purpose
#poetry #haiku #undeadallstars
#frankensteinsogre
February 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wishing upon that
UFO in the sky for
cosmic salvation

#poetry #haiku #aliens #desert #probing
February 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wizards in alleys
pointed hats tipped low as they
peddle cheap hexes
#poetry #haiku #shadywizards #knockoffmagic
February 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Roosevelt, Jinx, Mischief, and then a bonus picture of Mischief with Troll.
#cats
February 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A lovely screamer
crawling across the ceiling
saliva dripping
#poetry #haiku #screamer #ravenous
February 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What sizzles within?
Motivation? Or illness
in a cheap disguise?

#poetry #haiku #iammotivated #iamalsosick
January 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s in the walls now
pacing and growling, waiting
to strike when I sleep

#poetry #haiku #whatsinthewalls #dontcloseyoureyes
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lovers? Only if
we can prance beneath pixies
flying in moonlight

#poetry #haiku #pixies #lovers
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Haiku I wrote a few years ago, jazzed up with some skeleton cheer.
#poetry #haiku #skeletoninthecellar #artiste
January 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
She’s watching her cat
with love, with care via her
smartphone in Boston

#poetry #haiku #excuses #taker
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
A troll sits under
the bridge, eyes dull as he posts
anonymously

#poetry #haiku #trolls #4chan
January 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why are these monkeys
blue? Better question: who taught them diplomacy?

#poetry #haiku #peacekeepers #bluemonkeys
January 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM