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Floozy L’Pioux

@floozywrites.bsky.social

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Hot, funny, talented. Reading and writing monster smut since 1969. Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · Jun 15

Your existence can be a way for the universe to perceive itself. My existence is a way for the universe to cum.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12h

I do think a little sex ed would make some people better erotica writers.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 12h

This image looks very AI generated.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 1d

🫩

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a pseudonym it would be Richard Cockburn.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 1d

What is it about adult animation that’s vulgar in a BAD way? Like, I love vulgarity, but maybe not in the hands of men..? Same think with the illustrative styles of like political cartoons and Mad Magazine. Just…ew. I hate that shit.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 2d

Oh thank goodness CBS news is here to defend franchise owners against (checks notes) laborers. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Long Island business owners slapped with $6 million lawsuit over law they didn't know they were breaking

The "DQ Sisters" say their employees are part of their family, so they were blindsided by a blizzard of claims that they were breaking the law.

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 2d

Im gonna do nanowrimo hehehe

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, weird, my posts about sex do better than my posts about xantham gum.

jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a candle with the words interesting reaction below him

ALT: jack skellington from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a candle with the words interesting reaction below him

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s talk about the important stuff (xantham gum)

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 4d

Single handedly going to make a xantham gum part of the internet. GumTok? GumSky? XanthamBook?

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 4d

Getting a t shirt printed saying “Ask me about Xantham Gum”

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 4d

Im a xantham gum bitch.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d

BLUESKY, FUCK

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d

BLURSKY LET ME EDIT POSTS, “AND,” “AND CRAZY”

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 5d

Im fucked up (charging my Nintendo switch) an crazy (in the mood to play Minecraft)

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 6d

Editing an adult story at the doctors waiting room. The “grind” never stops (wink wink)

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 7d

Not everything is kink, you’re just fundamentally ashamed of sex and its cause a part of you belongs to Christianity and whiteness 🤷

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 7d

Please someone explain, I’m dumb and also don’t have other socials

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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 7d

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch:
Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's
In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 8d

“It’s work, quite frankly, that a first-year consultant would do, delivered in minutes.” - vp of Office Suite products. When the AI bubble bursts it’s gonna burst HARD

Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 8d

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

The Verge @theverge.com · 10d

Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 9d

I always miss my chance to tag amwriting, cause when I’m drafting I tend to go to social media after the fact. So, uh, #havewritten, I guess.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10d

And I am not a tentacle bitch. I love that mammal shit. Give me a warm blooded creature any day of the week tbquiteh.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 10d

I can’t imagine getting your tentacles sucked is more pleasurable than sucking tentacles.

Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11d

Hey, please add me to your starter pack when you’ve a chance :) I’m in Issue 1 of NYGEL

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Floozy L’Pioux @floozywrites.bsky.social · 11d

Please add me when you get a chance 😙