Floozy L’Pioux
@floozywrites.bsky.social
Hot, funny, talented.
Reading and writing monster smut since 1969.
Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out
Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.
Reading and writing monster smut since 1969.
Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out
Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.
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Floozy L’Pioux
@floozywrites.bsky.social
· Jun 15
Your existence can be a way for the universe to perceive itself. My existence is a way for the universe to cum.
In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”
What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!
Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.
Making up place names is hard
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Making up place names is hard
No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!
Apron belly supremacy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Apron belly supremacy.
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DMs just don't hit the same 😔
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
DMs just don't hit the same 😔
Setting all my posts to get responses only from people I mention to have a proper 1v1 experience.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Setting all my posts to get responses only from people I mention to have a proper 1v1 experience.
Me as a philosopher: Fleshy is a great word, but not erotic inherently. Phallic is inherently erotic, but not a great word. Yonic, on the other hand
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Me as a philosopher: Fleshy is a great word, but not erotic inherently. Phallic is inherently erotic, but not a great word. Yonic, on the other hand
Eating a cubic ton of blueberries and then napping. Bear core
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Eating a cubic ton of blueberries and then napping. Bear core
Little Bear’s Uncle Rusty can get it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Little Bear’s Uncle Rusty can get it.
I respect the Naga lovers but how do you all not immediately think about how musky snakes are? At least cephalopods bear the alluring odor of the sea.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I respect the Naga lovers but how do you all not immediately think about how musky snakes are? At least cephalopods bear the alluring odor of the sea.
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*shakily removing glasses*
Hate fucking is so blase. We’re friendly banging over here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hate fucking is so blase. We’re friendly banging over here.
I would rather die than watch hazbin hotel.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I would rather die than watch hazbin hotel.
America’s xenophobia issue is on display with Melania Trump, as well as its strain of anti sex worker sentiment. Melania Trump is a fucking monster, but not because she’s an immigrant or a whore. Those are things that should complicate your feelings about her, not solidify them.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
America’s xenophobia issue is on display with Melania Trump, as well as its strain of anti sex worker sentiment. Melania Trump is a fucking monster, but not because she’s an immigrant or a whore. Those are things that should complicate your feelings about her, not solidify them.
Gonna set aside my irreverence for a moment. I want nothing but security, comfort, respect, for sex workers. With no respectability politics acting as a barrier to this. Sex workers of all kinds, and all temperaments.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gonna set aside my irreverence for a moment. I want nothing but security, comfort, respect, for sex workers. With no respectability politics acting as a barrier to this. Sex workers of all kinds, and all temperaments.
No hate no hate, I wish I could like it, but to me books marketed as cozy often just feel like pov: you’ve been lobotomized.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No hate no hate, I wish I could like it, but to me books marketed as cozy often just feel like pov: you’ve been lobotomized.
My poor wips. Relying on ME to finish them. Me, who is too beautiful to work hard. 😔
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My poor wips. Relying on ME to finish them. Me, who is too beautiful to work hard. 😔
Teeth clinking in a kiss isn’t sexy I’m sorry. Have better aim.
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Teeth clinking in a kiss isn’t sexy I’m sorry. Have better aim.
Writing an orc/human romance 🐋 (the whale represents my playful nature)
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Writing an orc/human romance 🐋 (the whale represents my playful nature)
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people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this
Another day, another monster fucking book using Holocaust imagery.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Another day, another monster fucking book using Holocaust imagery.
Best estimate my characters aren’t going to have sex until like chapter 14
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Best estimate my characters aren’t going to have sex until like chapter 14