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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · 20h

orange goblin: it is true! we heard they have existed for 10 mighty earth years, nearly a millennium on our planet

red goblin: we are also big fans of What Strange Beasts, Hurry Up Snufkin, and who could forget: This Man And Trees and the Dream Surfers and Flowers. they are all wildly popular on our planet!

violet goblin: oh please earthling, won’t you take us to The Vera Project that we might bask in the freak music extravaganza

purple dog lady: sure i was just about to head over there anyway. cmon you little weirdos let’s go see floral tattoo!

all seven goblins: yippee!

later, at the Vera Project…

the dog lady along with all the goblins dance merrily amongst a huge crowd at the vera project while shouting woohoooooo!!!

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · 20h

a true story about a strange encounter (1/2)

purple dog lady: alright boys let’s get this take and call it a night

spaceship crashes nearby

purple dog lady: wh-what on earth!? oh god! what are these monstrous creatures?

green goblin (no relation): what on earth indeed!

7 seven goblins stand before us, each a color of the rainbow

green goblin (no relation): for we are goblins! come to earth from the planet goblin!

purple dog lady: holy cow! have you come to conquer us?

green goblin (no relation): certainly not!

purple dog lady (quietly): aw man i was kinda hoping you were here to conquer us….

indigo goblin: you see, we have crossed the galaxy with one goal and one goal only …to see Floral Tattoo Ten Years Terrified: A Celebration of Ten Years of Transgender Liberation Rock Music in Seattle
October 24th 2025 doors 6:30 show 7:30

purple dog lady: wowowowow!! i had no idea goblins were such big fans of furry emo shoegaze and psychedelia, this is great news!!

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~trees and flowers~ @thosflowers.bsky.social · 10d

I am so excited for Dan and I to bring our special, wacked-out sound-collage folk music to Seattle later this month...

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~trees and flowers~ @thosflowers.bsky.social · 15d

Dan and I have been practicing for this, and our goal is to out-freak Floral Tattoo...

can we do it?

COME FIND OUT!!

Pawcific Productions @pawcific.productions · Aug 1

FLORAL TATTOO: TEN YEARS TERRIFIED
A CELEBRATION OF TEN YEARS OF TRANSGENDER LIBERATION ROCK MUSIC IN SEATTLE
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
WHAT STRANGE BEASTS
HURRY UP, SNUFKIN
THIS MAN AND TREES AND THE DREAMSURFERS AND FLOWERS
OCTOBER 24TH 2025 @ THE VERA PROJECT
TIX ON SALE NOW: link.dice.fm/S19f66288ec7

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What Strange Beasts @strangebeasts.bsky.social · 15d

10/24 at the Vera Project -- we are honored to get to be a part of this

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Sep 9

TONITE

floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 31

our next show:

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Sep 7

cade formerly of dusty cubby (RIP) will be filling in on drums for this show! our beloved jake is off on tour with another band, the harlot (he’s not on bluesky i can say these things)

floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 31

our next show:

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 31

dice.fm/event/yom2wa...

Arcadia Grey & Leisure Hour Tickets | $19.06 | Sep 9 @ The Vera Project, Seattle | DICE

The Vera Project Presents Tuesday, September 9th 2025 Arcadia Grey Leisure Hour Floral Tattoo TONGUES

dice.fm

floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 31

our next show:

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Sorbet Sheepdog & the Anthropomorphic Sound System @sorbetsheepdog.com · Aug 29

PACERS
TONIGHT
POSTER BY @wolfears.net
WEBSITE BY @awawawa.world

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Sorbet Sheepdog & the Anthropomorphic Sound System @sorbetsheepdog.com · Aug 30

IT’S HERE ass69.bandcamp.com/album/pacers

Pacers, by Sorbet Sheepdog & the Anthropomorphic Sound System

5 track album

ass69.bandcamp.com

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Funny greendog @cartoondogpussy.bsky.social · Aug 29

wow……. i can’t believe that sorbet sheepdog is my gf and i have this awesome and sexy pinup poster of her hanging in my room that soon other people will be able to purchase as well……

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 24

me when i have to explain that god does not wear a hat

floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 24

on god no cap fr

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 24

on god no cap fr

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 24

alex floral tattoo got married today btw

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 24

Maybe It Depends…..

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 19

jan & numbers playing this park show in portland next week!

jan of the ever circling skeleton family @gendertoads.bsky.social · Aug 17

grrrrrreat big portland park show this month with @duster.bsky.social @doghead.bsky.social @sorbetsheepdog.com @fyafy-screamo.bsky.social and many, many more!

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classic jon @afoxmccloud.bsky.social · Aug 12

Floral Tattoo is so fucking sick man

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

All items shown here (stock willing) will be available at…
bsky.app/profile/pawc...

Pawcific Productions @pawcific.productions · Aug 1

FLORAL TATTOO: TEN YEARS TERRIFIED
A CELEBRATION OF TEN YEARS OF TRANSGENDER LIBERATION ROCK MUSIC IN SEATTLE
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
WHAT STRANGE BEASTS
HURRY UP, SNUFKIN
THIS MAN AND TREES AND THE DREAMSURFERS AND FLOWERS
OCTOBER 24TH 2025 @ THE VERA PROJECT
TIX ON SALE NOW: link.dice.fm/S19f66288ec7

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

The First Five Years, a compilation of our first album Approaching Bearable, our split with The I in Irony, and our sophomore album You Can Never Have A Long Enough Headstart, is available to Pre-Order in cassette and CD form.

We’re also doing Circus CDs for pre-order.

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floral tattoo @floraltattoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

Available RIGHT NOW on www.floraltattoo.bandcamp.com/merch

We have reprinted our very first shirt design AND we finally have Circus Egotistica cassettes

But That’s Not All…

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Pawcific Productions @pawcific.productions · Aug 1

FLORAL TATTOO: TEN YEARS TERRIFIED
A CELEBRATION OF TEN YEARS OF TRANSGENDER LIBERATION ROCK MUSIC IN SEATTLE
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
WHAT STRANGE BEASTS
HURRY UP, SNUFKIN
THIS MAN AND TREES AND THE DREAMSURFERS AND FLOWERS
OCTOBER 24TH 2025 @ THE VERA PROJECT
TIX ON SALE NOW: link.dice.fm/S19f66288ec7

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Funny greendog @cartoondogpussy.bsky.social · Jul 26

christmas in july 2 went fucking crazy!!! i cant wait to see what pawcific is cooking up next :3 @pawcific.productions @floraltattoo.bsky.social

the line outside the door for the sold out christmas in july 2 show

a wide shot of the crowd during floral tattoo’s set

a shot of jan and numbers from
floral tattoo on stage

numbers from floral tattoo grabbing the mic

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Vomen Blowgun's Last Stand @vomen.indieanthro.com · Jul 25

How it feels to be at the Stomach Book concert and that loud ass harmonica comes in

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jan of the ever circling skeleton family @gendertoads.bsky.social · Jul 25

i’m so fucking autistic about floral tattoo (emo band seattle shoegaze)

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