Flurpy Hooves | The Bardic Unicorn
@flurpyhooves.bsky.social
Not a popular streamer, but doing my best having fun!
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves || discord.gg/9Zx75HK
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves || discord.gg/9Zx75HK
Had to restart the park last week 😅Didn't realize losing a raptor was a fail condition ha ...but look at these.
LOOK AT THEM.
BABY STEGGOS 🦕💕Starting at 7:30 PM ET Tonight! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurassicworldevolution3
LOOK AT THEM.
BABY STEGGOS 🦕💕Starting at 7:30 PM ET Tonight! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurassicworldevolution3
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Had to restart the park last week 😅Didn't realize losing a raptor was a fail condition ha ...but look at these.
LOOK AT THEM.
BABY STEGGOS 🦕💕Starting at 7:30 PM ET Tonight! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurassicworldevolution3
LOOK AT THEM.
BABY STEGGOS 🦕💕Starting at 7:30 PM ET Tonight! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurassicworldevolution3
Such a cute... #skunkchicken! Getting started in #JurassicWorldEvolution3 tonight!! 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Such a cute... #skunkchicken! Getting started in #JurassicWorldEvolution3 tonight!! 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
I had an idea! I took the dinosaur info from the game, made a database of it, and set it up with Streamerbot so you can call up dinosaur info during the stream!! So, if I forget, or you have no idea what that dino is, you can just do !dino (name) and get FACTS! #excited #jurassicworldevolution3
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I had an idea! I took the dinosaur info from the game, made a database of it, and set it up with Streamerbot so you can call up dinosaur info during the stream!! So, if I forget, or you have no idea what that dino is, you can just do !dino (name) and get FACTS! #excited #jurassicworldevolution3
look at them
just two precious little angels
full of violence #raptors
going live tonight at 7:30 PM ET with #jurassicworldevolution3
🦖✨ twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
just two precious little angels
full of violence #raptors
going live tonight at 7:30 PM ET with #jurassicworldevolution3
🦖✨ twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
look at them
just two precious little angels
full of violence #raptors
going live tonight at 7:30 PM ET with #jurassicworldevolution3
🦖✨ twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
just two precious little angels
full of violence #raptors
going live tonight at 7:30 PM ET with #jurassicworldevolution3
🦖✨ twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
she is BABY
she is PERFECT
she is Precious Death Machine #velociraptor
#jurassicworldevolution3 at 7:30 PM ET 🦖💖
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
she is PERFECT
she is Precious Death Machine #velociraptor
#jurassicworldevolution3 at 7:30 PM ET 🦖💖
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
she is BABY
she is PERFECT
she is Precious Death Machine #velociraptor
#jurassicworldevolution3 at 7:30 PM ET 🦖💖
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
she is PERFECT
she is Precious Death Machine #velociraptor
#jurassicworldevolution3 at 7:30 PM ET 🦖💖
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
I have made baby megs. I have zero regrets. youtube.com/shorts/Y20VM...
How do you feel about these babies?! | #flurpyhooves on #Twitch
YouTube video by Flurpy Hooves
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January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I have made baby megs. I have zero regrets. youtube.com/shorts/Y20VM...
This is a baby Patagotitan. It is already taller than my park budget. I’m about to go live and start making really good life choices at 7:30 PM ET → twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurasssicworldevolution3
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is a baby Patagotitan. It is already taller than my park budget. I’m about to go live and start making really good life choices at 7:30 PM ET → twitch.tv/flurpyhooves #jurasssicworldevolution3
Behold: a baby mosasaur 🐋🦖
Also behold: my park’s budget on life support and dinosaurs that refuse to respect fences.
Come watch me flirt with bankruptcy in Jurassic World Evolution 3 tonight at 7:30 PM ET while I try very hard to get the next park to 5 stars.
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Also behold: my park’s budget on life support and dinosaurs that refuse to respect fences.
Come watch me flirt with bankruptcy in Jurassic World Evolution 3 tonight at 7:30 PM ET while I try very hard to get the next park to 5 stars.
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Behold: a baby mosasaur 🐋🦖
Also behold: my park’s budget on life support and dinosaurs that refuse to respect fences.
Come watch me flirt with bankruptcy in Jurassic World Evolution 3 tonight at 7:30 PM ET while I try very hard to get the next park to 5 stars.
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Also behold: my park’s budget on life support and dinosaurs that refuse to respect fences.
Come watch me flirt with bankruptcy in Jurassic World Evolution 3 tonight at 7:30 PM ET while I try very hard to get the next park to 5 stars.
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
I really don't know how I did this? I swear that light post wasn't in the way when I laid out the track, but ... I caused a pile up ha! Working on campaign mode some more tonight, come enjoy my chaos (and also, DINOSAURS!) #jurassicworldevolution3 twitch.tv/flurpyhooves 7:30 PM ET!
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I really don't know how I did this? I swear that light post wasn't in the way when I laid out the track, but ... I caused a pile up ha! Working on campaign mode some more tonight, come enjoy my chaos (and also, DINOSAURS!) #jurassicworldevolution3 twitch.tv/flurpyhooves 7:30 PM ET!
Woo, sorry for the delay! Dinner ran a bit late - but getting started with dinosaurs tonight! I apparently have to set up a river cruise! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Woo, sorry for the delay! Dinner ran a bit late - but getting started with dinosaurs tonight! I apparently have to set up a river cruise! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
No stream tonight, not feeling well. Be back tomorrow!
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
No stream tonight, not feeling well. Be back tomorrow!
It's time to make more dinosaurs! Hopefully I'll get out of the tutorial tonight! Getting started at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Come and hang out! Chat about dinosaurs! They are very, very cute!! #JurassicWorldEvolution3
Come and hang out! Chat about dinosaurs! They are very, very cute!! #JurassicWorldEvolution3
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It's time to make more dinosaurs! Hopefully I'll get out of the tutorial tonight! Getting started at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Come and hang out! Chat about dinosaurs! They are very, very cute!! #JurassicWorldEvolution3
Come and hang out! Chat about dinosaurs! They are very, very cute!! #JurassicWorldEvolution3
A wild Gengar has appeared!!! He's very cute and soft, and I LOVE felting on details for the faces.
(IF YOU WANT TO BUY HIM, YOU TOTALLY CAN. All the funds go into my wedding!)
#pokemon #crochet #amagarumi
(IF YOU WANT TO BUY HIM, YOU TOTALLY CAN. All the funds go into my wedding!)
#pokemon #crochet #amagarumi
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A wild Gengar has appeared!!! He's very cute and soft, and I LOVE felting on details for the faces.
(IF YOU WANT TO BUY HIM, YOU TOTALLY CAN. All the funds go into my wedding!)
#pokemon #crochet #amagarumi
(IF YOU WANT TO BUY HIM, YOU TOTALLY CAN. All the funds go into my wedding!)
#pokemon #crochet #amagarumi
Not a drill: BABY. DINOSAURS.
They are cute. They have family units. They are SO SMOL. I will have to breed them all.
#JurassicWorldEvolution3
They are cute. They have family units. They are SO SMOL. I will have to breed them all.
#JurassicWorldEvolution3
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Not a drill: BABY. DINOSAURS.
They are cute. They have family units. They are SO SMOL. I will have to breed them all.
#JurassicWorldEvolution3
They are cute. They have family units. They are SO SMOL. I will have to breed them all.
#JurassicWorldEvolution3
Getting ready to get this show on the road! Let's make some baby dinosaurs! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 - Starting at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Getting ready to get this show on the road! Let's make some baby dinosaurs! #JurassicWorldEvolution3 - Starting at 7:30 PM ET - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Happy New Year!! New Year, New game?! I picked up Jurassic World Evolution 3 finally...... and I HAVE TO MAKE BABY DINOSAURS! Starting the stream at usual time tonight; come and chat with me about dinosaurs! LAUGH AT MY PRONUNCIATIONS!
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Happy New Year!! New Year, New game?! I picked up Jurassic World Evolution 3 finally...... and I HAVE TO MAKE BABY DINOSAURS! Starting the stream at usual time tonight; come and chat with me about dinosaurs! LAUGH AT MY PRONUNCIATIONS!
Happy Holidays! I did an art!
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happy Holidays! I did an art!
Okay, so, hopefully Dreamlight Valley cooperates tonight.. and I can do some HOLIDAY THINGS. FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves Hang out. Chat with me. Laugh at my nonsense and chaos. :) Keep me company!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Okay, so, hopefully Dreamlight Valley cooperates tonight.. and I can do some HOLIDAY THINGS. FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Bout to get started - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves Hang out. Chat with me. Laugh at my nonsense and chaos. :) Keep me company!
I lied. Dreamlight Valley is down, so playing Light up the Town instead! Holiday spirit!!! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
FlurpyHooves - Twitch
Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!
twitch.tv
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I lied. Dreamlight Valley is down, so playing Light up the Town instead! Holiday spirit!!! twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Stitch just showed up, everything is adorable, and I am *slightly* overwhelmed by the sheer number of quests staring at me. Come hang out in my chaos!
🕢 7:30 PM ET | twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
🕢 7:30 PM ET | twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Stitch just showed up, everything is adorable, and I am *slightly* overwhelmed by the sheer number of quests staring at me. Come hang out in my chaos!
🕢 7:30 PM ET | twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
🕢 7:30 PM ET | twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Claire Obscure: Expedition 33 ( @expedition33.bsky.social ) deserves everything it won and more. Couldn't be more happy for the team that made that happen!! Congrats, and thank you for showing that turn-based games are still amazing <3 (Also, the MUSIC!)
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Claire Obscure: Expedition 33 ( @expedition33.bsky.social ) deserves everything it won and more. Couldn't be more happy for the team that made that happen!! Congrats, and thank you for showing that turn-based games are still amazing <3 (Also, the MUSIC!)
Time for some Dreamlight Valley! It's almost like there was a big update, or something. About to get underway with the magic - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves!
FlurpyHooves - Twitch
Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!
twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Time for some Dreamlight Valley! It's almost like there was a big update, or something. About to get underway with the magic - twitch.tv/flurpyhooves!
Tonight’s Dreamlight Valley adventure:
Cute Disney characters ✔️
Cozy ✔️
Epona blocking Goofy's stall ✔️🐴
Come hang out at 7:30 PM ET for chill exploring and accidental horse chaos!
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Cute Disney characters ✔️
Cozy ✔️
Epona blocking Goofy's stall ✔️🐴
Come hang out at 7:30 PM ET for chill exploring and accidental horse chaos!
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tonight’s Dreamlight Valley adventure:
Cute Disney characters ✔️
Cozy ✔️
Epona blocking Goofy's stall ✔️🐴
Come hang out at 7:30 PM ET for chill exploring and accidental horse chaos!
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Cute Disney characters ✔️
Cozy ✔️
Epona blocking Goofy's stall ✔️🐴
Come hang out at 7:30 PM ET for chill exploring and accidental horse chaos!
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
More Dreamlight Valley night! Moana and Maui just joined the valley, so things are feeling extra ocean-y. ✨
Hang out while I explore, decorate, and probably get distracted by something sparkly.
7:30 PM ET — twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Hang out while I explore, decorate, and probably get distracted by something sparkly.
7:30 PM ET — twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
FlurpyHooves - Twitch
Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!
twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More Dreamlight Valley night! Moana and Maui just joined the valley, so things are feeling extra ocean-y. ✨
Hang out while I explore, decorate, and probably get distracted by something sparkly.
7:30 PM ET — twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Hang out while I explore, decorate, and probably get distracted by something sparkly.
7:30 PM ET — twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Back in Dreamlight Valley tonight! I’m still early in the base game, and my valley looks a bit like a trainwreck, but now I have a pony. .
Get comfy and come relax with me at 7:30 PM ET. 🐴💫
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Get comfy and come relax with me at 7:30 PM ET. 🐴💫
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
FlurpyHooves - Twitch
Lots of silliness, lots of singing, and sometimes a corgi!
twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Back in Dreamlight Valley tonight! I’m still early in the base game, and my valley looks a bit like a trainwreck, but now I have a pony. .
Get comfy and come relax with me at 7:30 PM ET. 🐴💫
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves
Get comfy and come relax with me at 7:30 PM ET. 🐴💫
twitch.tv/flurpyhooves