New from Gnomemart: Wrist Bike Bell.

Fed up with other pedestrians dawdling along, looking at their phones? Just one ring on the Wrist Bike Bell and hey presto! The pavement is yours as they dive out of the way thinking a Lime bike is about to run them over!

From the new Private Eye, out now.

A year of reasons why Ofwat should just say NO to Thames Water's outrageous deal - being allowed to pollute our water for 15 years.

MARCH: Thames Water & Ofwat both scaremongering in the press about the cost of taking TW into public ownership.

But here's the truth.

#OFWATsayNO vist.ly/4jbqu

In a surprise to absolutely no one, the mum she’s describing is not claiming benefits as a “lifestyle choice”.

This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄

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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

Vertical Slice Architecture in .NET — From N‑Tier Layers to Feature Slices https://cstu.io/4a0018 #google #cybersecurity #marketing

www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/we-v...

The contaminated waste piled high in a field near Kidlington is now washing into River Cherwell. In the last 48 hours, the water level has risen 4+ feet and is lapping against the illegal dump.

We stand on the edge of an environmental disaster. We need urgent action from the Environment Agency.

I was tagged and asked to take a look at this claim - cos, well just look at it!🙄

Does it seem plausible that THE Trocadero is going to be turned into a Mosque?

It was pretty easy to debunk but I decided to do a deep dive into the reality AND the appalling press coverage

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⚠️ Higher prices, fewer opportunities, greater barriers, and an economy paying the price. A price that is ultimately paid by you.

Find out more about the Cost of Brexit using our tracker. All the facts. All the figures. All in one place...

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www.bestforbritain.org/brexit_impact

Here's how the real two-tier Britain works:
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵

“The date that Daniel Hannan chose for his now infamous Newsnight video and Reaction Life article, published two days before voters went to the polls in the 2016 referendum, has finally arrived. Yes, it’s 24 June 2025”

Anyone else remember this exercise in purest Brexit fantasy? 🌈🦄

"One of the key problems in government procurement of IT systems is... Managers are making decisions on highly technical solutions they do not understand."

We are open to the threat of vampire tech.

PAY MORE, GET LESS 💀

Bills UP. Taxes UP. Water bills UP. EVERYTHING UP except clean water standards

💩While we’re squeezed dry, water companies dump sewage in our rivers & rake in profits

🚨 BOYCOTT DIRTY WATER- legally withhold sewerage fees until they stop polluting!

How? #DontPayForDirtyWater⤵️

A violent criminal? A threat to society? A danger to democracy? No, no and no. This is someone being punished again and again for giving a damn about humanity and the living world.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Why are we continuing with Brexit?

the hardest problem in computer science is where did I save the code I already wrote to solve this problem