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MILTON the BAT

@flyinthejerk.bsky.social

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Proud owner of Milton's Jerk n' Jerk. | RP | 21+ mun icon: https://x.com/novazki__/status/1330230024587386886

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 19

Milton's jerk n' Jerk: the only place where you can pound meat while getting your meat pounded.

(now located in Emerald City, Station Square, and Knothole)

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Okay.... whatever.........

tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow .

ALT: tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow .

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

“ Ohhhh, luck has nothing to do with it! With a face like yours, why I could've sworn I was being lulled over by a siren. ” His wings slowly flap behind him as he places his face into his palms.

‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ @ilmascalzone.bsky.social · Sep 6

"Oohoho ~ !" Sitting up now, hand under his chin as his other arms crosses against his chest. His lips pull into an amused smirk, eyes half - lidding in that flirty way of his. "A CHARMING devil, too. How lucky am I you chose to come to me ~ ?"

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ”

His words are accompanied by a sly wink.

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

? Is that not what I'm doing?

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Oh... okay......

tigger from winnie the pooh is walking in the snow

ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is walking in the snow

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MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

You're next, big boy. Watch out! ;)

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

“ Hey there, beautiful. I dunno about angels, buuuut I'd say I'm quite the handsome devil. ”

His words are accompanied by a sly wink.

‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ @ilmascalzone.bsky.social · Sep 6

Huh?

After a moment of confusion, Amore opens an eye, glancing up.

" . . oh? Are they dropping angels on me now ~ ?"

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Hm..? How odd, it seems as though a shadow was cast over Amore! What could possibly have causes *this travesty.

‹/𝟹┊𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𖹭 .ᐟ @ilmascalzone.bsky.social · Sep 6

Streeeetching out! Absolutely perfect time to laze about without a care in the world. ( ✨️ )

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · May 4

ka-sigh... you always did spin me right round, baby. like a record

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · May 4

Ngh.... say that again

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · May 4

Do you fucking mind

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · May 4

his genetics truly only passed down when it comes to the one thing... tragic, is it not? ka-sigh...

𓄼𓌏 ┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗟 .ᐟ @rascalinthecastle.bsky.social · May 4

YOURE NOT REAL

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · May 4

i see you've heard about my father, sultry the seahorse....

𓄼𓌏 ┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗟 .ᐟ @rascalinthecastle.bsky.social · May 4

boy are you a seahorse . because you are leavign pregnant

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 28

My twinkish disposition has betrayed me once again. sigh

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 28

||; This character fucking sucks

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 28

( How much am I willing to embarrass myself for money? )

. . . Sure, buddy. Whatever you ask!

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 28

ㅤㅤㅤ

DALEK @dalektime.bsky.social · Apr 28

[ c laps his arms together ] THAT'S SO COOL CAN YOU SING MY BIRTHDAY SONG

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 28

Sighs. sure, why not

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 21

Milton

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

hey

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

Whatever you say, handsome. these hands will only go where you want them.

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

Yeesh, that whole thing? I'm... not much of a fighter myself. Milton's jerk n Jerk doubles as a panic shelter!

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

That cranky crocodilian... 💢

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

Jeez, what are you? some kind of knucklehead?

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

What, don't you see the family resemblance?

MILTON the BAT @flyinthejerk.bsky.social · Apr 20

Believe me, I'm *nothing* like my sister.

【 KNOCK KNOCK‼️ 】 @angelisland.bsky.social · Apr 20

TWO rouge the bats?!?!?!? Inconceivable