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That's Hedley

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That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 6h

A Valentine from a charged war criminal is not really making your case, Jughead!

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 6h

No fan of Todd Blanche. Not even close. But these nitwits are calling for his hide because he's not moving to move an alt right wingnut out of STATE prison is rich. It shows these mouthbreathers don't have a fully functioning brain between them.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 14h

Nothing rings more hollow than a <cough, cough> heartfelt testimonial from an actual charged war criminal.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 14h

We have reached the point where the mainstream (read: uncompromised financially or ideologically) media need to stop repeating these health updates without the necessary documentation and tough follow-up questioning. It's a joke.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 14h

I predict another strongly worded letter of concern coming out of Sen. Collins' office real soon!

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 14h

The Little Mikey "Where's My" Johnson bullshit tour continues, unabated by fact or reality. Say, Mikey, how about convening the House and doing your actual damn job?

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 15h

The Speaker Mike "Where's My" Johnson bullshit tour continues, unabated by fact or reality. Mikey, the peaceful protests are as American as the legislative branch being a check on the executive branch. Oh wait, you screwed the pooch on that one too. Bigly.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 21h

Nothing makes your case for a Peace Prize like a heartfelt testimonial from a charged war criminal.

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That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

Such an epically self-unaware bucket of whale shit this cat is. Failed attempt to appeal to red America (Read: Cowboy & stringy Marlboro man porn 'stache) while trying to exploit his Motor City roots and street cred. Can't have it both ways, Kid.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

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That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

He didn't "lose" anything. He's trying to brand himself as the "Peace President," while his thugs pepperbomb pastors in U.S. streets, Texas sends its pudgy guardsmen to Chicago at his urging, and he continues to piss on future fair elections. Give us a break!

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

Time to retire the phrase "You can't make this shit up."

Because, quite clearly, they are.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

Your brain on drugs.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

I hear Time’s Manchild of the Year is still within his tiny-hand’s reach.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

He fancies himself a master brander.

That said, there aren’t enough hallucinogens in the world for the public to buy this epic bullshit.

That's Hedley @fmrpaperboy62.bsky.social · 1d

If this was your 79-year-old parent, you would hide the car keys and the bank cards.